Daisy just needs the legal marriage part for her green card.Originally Posted by Fawnl
But she was spouting some sort of crazy talk about no longer banging single/married sloots.
Someone told me that chit is called monogamy, but I'm pretty sure that is a type of wood.
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09-02-2014, 12:33 PM #5221Banned
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09-02-2014, 12:33 PM #5222Time to Work
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LOL, lost it...Originally Posted by 5x10
I watch too much porn. What I think of when "facial" is mentioned, is probably not the same as you're thinking...Originally Posted by bitty_bish
Ahhhhh, proceed
I was literally just talking about getting a facial with one of my friends.....
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Lost it again...Originally Posted by daisybee81
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09-02-2014, 12:36 PM #5223uberschwert
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Speaking of porn, am I the only one who thinks "ass to mouth" when I see this?Originally Posted by litljay
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09-02-2014, 12:36 PM #5224fragile babyfuk
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It's the married ones I'm trying to teach you the error of your ways on.Originally Posted by LaughingStorm
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09-02-2014, 12:37 PM #5225Banned
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I wouldn't bet on that.Originally Posted by litljay
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Nope, I think the exact same thing lulzOriginally Posted by sword_
Speaking of porn, am I the only one who thinks "ass to mouth" when I see this?
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09-02-2014, 12:38 PM #5227Banned
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But the married ones are the most enthusiastic/grateful.Originally Posted by daisybee81
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09-02-2014, 12:38 PM #5228fragile babyfuk
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Well fek.Originally Posted by Fawnl
* Wanders off to find a catalogue *"Remember that you are an Englishman, and have consequently won first prize in the lottery of life." - Cecil Rhodes (thanks LovePollution)
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09-02-2014, 12:39 PM #5229Proud Dad
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damn, bannedOriginally Posted by sword_
Speaking of porn, am I the only one who thinks "ass to mouth" when I see this?
see ya later sword
and yes, anytime i see the atm sign or my wife texts me atm, thats all im thinking
glad someone caught itOriginally Posted by litljay
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09-02-2014, 12:41 PM #5230Hairiest ass on the misc
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how in the fuk?Originally Posted by 5x10
when I see ATM (cash machines) i giggleLEO
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09-02-2014, 01:06 PM #5231I am a bit of tid
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lol, I believe we are speaking of the same thing, sir. lol I'm about as dirty minded as you can get.Originally Posted by litljay
Hahaha! When I mean to say "at the moment", I just say "ass to mouth" lolOriginally Posted by sword_
Confuses the chit out of people. lolLast edited by bitty_bish; 09-02-2014 at 01:19 PM.
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09-02-2014, 01:18 PM #5232Let's be friends :-)
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09-02-2014, 01:20 PM #5233Crohns Bro
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Damn, again, Sword I am dissapoint..Originally Posted by 5x10
In b4 responce is Ok letsOriginally Posted by bitty_bish
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09-02-2014, 01:32 PM #5234Time to Work
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Originally Posted by bitty_bish
lol, I believe we are speaking of the same thing, sir. lol I'm about as dirty minded as you can get.
Hahaha! When I mean to say "at the moment", I just say "ass to mouth" lol
Confuses the chit out of people. lol
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You mad I'm back?
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09-02-2014, 01:39 PM #5236fragile babyfuk
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Fastest ban everOriginally Posted by sword_
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09-02-2014, 01:40 PM #5237uberschwert
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Yeah it was a misunderstanding. Mod thought I was trying to circumvent censors. I wasn't (was typing on my phone), so I explained it and I'm back.Originally Posted by daisybee81
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09-02-2014, 01:40 PM #5238I am a bit of tid
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What the.....?Originally Posted by sword_
You mad I'm back?
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09-02-2014, 01:41 PM #5239Banned
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Originally Posted by daisybee81
Holy chit, that was fast. Took Jesus 3 days to return.Originally Posted by sword_
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09-02-2014, 01:43 PM #5240uberschwert
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^^^Originally Posted by bitty_bish
A hit was sent, from the President, to raid your residence /
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09-02-2014, 01:43 PM #5241I am a bit of tid
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All graduated and updated nao.Originally Posted by sword_
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09-02-2014, 01:50 PM #5242uberschwert
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I'm pretty sure high reppers are targeted because they wanna see us banned srs.
Not by mods but regular miscers.A hit was sent, from the President, to raid your residence /
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09-02-2014, 01:51 PM #5243Hairiest ass on the misc
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*******sOriginally Posted by sword_
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09-02-2014, 02:09 PM #5244RH bro specialist
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lol, crazy! I was just thinking "I wonder how many guys think (ass to mouth) when they see ATM" while I was fueling up my car and saw an ATM sign on the window. Fukkin dead srs lol, this just happend today lulz.
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09-02-2014, 02:13 PM #5245Let's be friends :-)
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09-02-2014, 02:27 PM #5247I am a bit of tid
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My biggest regret of marrying a white guy: The lack of having black babies. They are so damn cute!! I want 10 of 'em!Originally Posted by sword_
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Originally Posted by LaughingStorm
Whoa whoa whoa... Hang on. I think we have a misunderstanding... I would be MORE than happy to be sister wives with Daisy as long as she lets me taste the nectar of her flower.Originally Posted by daisybee81
So Daisy... You pickin up what I'm putting down?Squats and Maple syrup son. Squats and Maple syrup.
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Should have married one like me that's black from the waist down.Originally Posted by bitty_bish
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