EX texts 1 1/2 years after breakup. GTFIH to help russle maximum jimmies!

[woofermazing]

Your not cool OP, your just being a creeper.

Best response would have been "1 1/2 years ago" or no contact. You've just made her glad that she dumped you.

[ZahL]

Repped op..that jane trick rustled her lol

That 3/10 was a cheap shot but you can recover bruv. send her this

"Saw you guys at ___enter her college name here__ when I came to pick up a friend (; "

If she ask who's the friend whtvr..just say none of your business (;
Send black Jesus line right after that


Lmao


Then we wait for epic response.

[AramiaBrah]

Wish I had some reps to fukn neg this ******* Op.

[HonestGeoff]

OP your making your self look worse as this thread goes on. You completely failed dude.
Thread was chit, your a red, Your ex gf owned you. Go home brah.

[Pexium]

Repped op..that jane trick rustled her lol

That 3/10 was a cheap shot but you can recover bruv. send her this

"Saw you guys at ___enter her college name here__ when I came to pick up a friend (; "

If she ask who's the friend whtvr..just say none of your business (;
Send black Jesus line right after that


Lmao


Then we wait for epic response.

We on the same page brah.

[Pandaz619]

You made yourself look like a dumbass
You should.have never replied

[Oko93]

glad to see op is red, cringed hard.

[LamboBrah]

glad to see op is red, cringed hard.

Came in just to say this basically. Op is a *******

[cr9messi]

Op.....she just basically said she banged your friend. She just pwned you.

wait wut

[ZahL]

We on the same page brah.

Lol gonna make her go crazy that you got with one of her friends. Lmao

very indirectly delivering your real msg though (about the stalk) If she doesnt get it, just be straight up.

brag less, rustle more.

[SUR14]

just say "lololol so why are you texting me 1.5 years later?"

[explosivewater]

LOL< she messaged you just to break up with you again!!!! classic

lmfao

[Pexium]

Op.....she just basically said she banged your friend. She just pwned you.

wait wut

?? I got with one of HER friends, not the other way around son.

Lol gonna make her go crazy that you got with one of her friends. Lmao

very indirectly delivering your real msg though (about the stalk) If she doesnt get it, just be straight up.

brag less, rustle more.

I honestly think it flew over her head. Will make it more clear soon enough if she doesn't get it.

just say "lololol so why are you texting me 1.5 years later?"

Got something better on the way.

[somfking]

idk why the misc was so confused on that chemistry text..

Op's ex's name is jane..

op banged a girl from chemistry class named jane

when she said it was jane texting him, he acted like he thought it was the chemistry class jane.

not hard to understand

[Pexium]

idk why the misc was so confused on that chemistry text..

Op's ex's name is jane..

op banged a girl from chemistry class named jane

when she said it was jane texting him, he acted like he thought it was the chemistry class jane.

not hard to understand

Winner.

[BrollicWraith]

wait so the "3/10" is one of OP's friends?

lmfao she's owning you dude....

[Pexium]

wait so the "3/10" is one of OP's friends?

lmfao she's owning you dude....

3/10 is her current boyfriend. I got with one of her close friends (7/10irl, 5-6/10 misc standards)

[Blatherskite]

Should've gone nc after "I have something to tell you." Would've maximized jimmy rustling.

[Pexium]

Should've gone nc after "I have something to tell you." Would've maximized jimmy rustling.

I planned on it but multiple miscers complained and prodded me to say things.

[faithofgod123]

Is this the beta/cringe thread? OP you failed.

[madshat]

Should've gone nc after "I have something to tell you." Would've maximized jimmy rustling.

agreed. OP's conversation right now is just like the break up arguments

[Luc1fer]

I knew this would be a long thread given the subject, but expected it to deliver.

[SUR14]

keep it going OP.

[cuminmeson]

Should have listened 13 pages ago, OP. Now you're red and everyone knows you're a retard.

[J_A24]

I planned on it but multiple miscers complained and prodded me to say things.

You definitely wanna rustle her jimmies, for whatever reason. But you failed at doing that the moment you replied to her very first text.

[Waqiii]

u dun goofed hard mentioning her bf

[Saintdane2]

Lol very clever OP, I'm entertained.

I disagree with the rest of the misc masses(most of whom everything is going straight over their head), but I love the subtle layers of rustling that you're weaving. It just keeps getting deeper and deeper.

1st level: "Who is this?" So, she knows she's become completely irrelevant/disregarded, to the point that you don't even remember your last words.
2nd level: "Hoping you would text...", baiting her into thinking she had got what she wanted(and revealing her true intentions)--your validation, just so she could "break up" with you again and tell you to stop texting her.

Then you hit her with that mistaken identity rustling, confusing her for a girl of the same name who you'd banged, who you had confused her with from the start. "This isn't Jane ____?" Is like another reiteration of the "Who is this" rustling, except now you've added on that not only don't you know who she is, you're banging someone else who comes to mind first when her name is said.

3rd Level: You give her a brief glimpse of victory-- she tries to paint you as a stalker or invested in her, when you mention her boyfriend. Trying to counter the rustling you've achieved. Instead, you subtly clear up that you only know of him because you banged one of her friends. Clearing yourself of the "stalker" accusation, and elevating her rustling.

Before, she was stunned simply at the fact you had sex.... but now, you've had sex with one of her friends as well, and she had no idea? Such a masterfully tangled web of rustling.

Bonus: Rustled the **** out of stupider miscers lol

[explosivewater]

Surely OP will deliver.

[datdudeaf]

OP text her "you turned me into a raging homosexual, I've plowed dozens of male anuses since we broke up"

[Pexium]

Lol very clever OP, I'm entertained.

I disagree with the rest of the misc masses(most of whom everything is going straight over their head), but I love the subtle layers of rustling that you're weaving. It just keeps getting deeper and deeper.

1st level: "Who is this?" So, she knows she's become completely irrelevant/disregarded, to the point that you don't even remember your last words.
2nd level: "Hoping you would text...", baiting her into thinking she had got what she wanted(and revealing her true intentions)--your validation, just so she could "break up" with you again and tell you to stop texting her.

Then you hit her with that mistaken identity rustling, confusing her for a girl of the same name who you'd banged, who you had confused her with from the start. "This isn't Jane ____?" Is like another reiteration of the "Who is this" rustling, except now you've added on that not only don't you know who she is, you're banging someone else who comes to mind first when her name is said.

3rd Level: You give her a brief glimpse of victory-- she tries to paint you as a stalker or invested in her, when you mention her boyfriend. Trying to counter the rustling you've achieved. Instead, you subtly clear up that you only know of him because you banged one of her friends. Clearing yourself of the "stalker" accusation, and elevating her rustling.

Before, she was stunned simply at the fact you had sex.... but now, you've had sex with one of her friends as well, and she had no idea? Such a masterfully tangled web of rustling.

Bonus: Rustled the **** out of stupider miscers lol

This. Repped you for being able to understand. I actually spent a good deal of thought creating some intricate trolling but it flew over ~85% of those reading this thread. All I have to do is see those who said the thread didn't deliver in order to know who didn't pass middle school english.

UPDATE: Was gone on 4th of July weekend trip bros. The texts haven't progressed. The whole banging one of her close friends thing flew over her head, which is sad because that would have rustled her to THE MAX. She called me ~3-5 times more on Friday, but besides that nothing.