Got viruses! Need help!

[ryan0931]

Hey guys my computer has viruses that AVG detected but won't remove for me because they are system files. Just wondering if anyone would know how I could remove them. I don't have another computer with same operating system to copy that system file over to this one. It is running Windows 7 32 bit. The virus pops up several times but is infecting the same system file called rpcss.dll.

[Nosje]

use google you kunt, I even made you green so you should thank me.

http://www.malwareremovalguides.info...css-dll-virus/

[ryan0931]

use google you kunt, I even made you green so you should thank me.

The comments have proved that sh*t wrong. It will give me black screen of death and I had that this morning from some other method. Don't want that sh*t again. Thank you anyways brah

[ryan0931]

use google you kunt, I even made you green so you should thank me.

Actually Ill just give it a try might as well

[LinuxJon]

1) Burn the AVG rescue CD from http://www.avg.com/us-en/avg-rescue-cd
2) Restart and boot from this CD/DVD
3) Try to scan and fix things from there

I personally believe any infection requires a nuke and reinstall approach, but this is probably your best bet for an easier fix.

[Clamz]

some programs fix stuff that others don't. I'd try avast, malwarebytes, and google some others or google specific problem.

[MaximumCapacity]

run md5 hash

[Nosje]

re-install windows again and you're done.

[ryan0931]

Thanks guys I know reformatting will be easiest but I'm trying other ways first. Not at home so I will get an usb flash drive later and try the youtube method which should work.

[mackd]

If AVG wont do it, you could try Avast Free (need to uninstall AVG though).
I've switched from Avast and found in my personal experience it to be better.

Either way,
AVG run the scan in SAFE mode.
Avast, run preboot scan.

[DESERPENTOR]

Get yourself Webroot the best in the world.

[QuickNutkus]

I'd try restoring system to date before you acquired the virus.

If that doesn't work, IDK man. Try malwarebytes I suppose.

Haven't had a virus in a fuk long time.

[zzzdawg]

Just gather your important files and reformat. Don't **** around with antiviruses that will somehow make your computer even slower.

If not, just use Combofix or Malwarebytes anti-malware. They ALWAYS work. They are standlone programs that you run once, not like an antivirus that is always on.

[ryan0931]

I'd try restoring system to date before you acquired the virus.

If that doesn't work, IDK man. Try malwarebytes I suppose.

Haven't had a virus in a fuk long time.

Yea me neither this is actually on my grandpa's computer so I don't know when to restore it to. Either way I'm waiting until I come back tomorrow with a flash drive to replace that fuked up file.

[ryan0931]

Just gather your important files and reformat. Don't **** around with antiviruses that will somehow make your computer even slower.

If not, just use Combofix or Malwarebytes anti-malware. They ALWAYS work. They are standlone programs that you run once, not like an antivirus that is always on.

AVG seems to be great on my laptop because it alerts me every time some trojan tries to fuk with me and removes it. But my grandpa's computer didn't have any sh*t to prevent it.

[zzzdawg]

I know this is hard to believe, but 1) your browser handles most virus threats these days, and 2) anti-viruses can actually make up notification to think you are infected, making you think you need them.

Just use ComboFix man. One run and you will be virus free.

[ryan0931]

I know this is hard to believe, but 1) your browser handles most virus threats these days, and 2) anti-viruses can actually make up notification to think you are infected, making you think you need them.

Just use ComboFix man. One run and you will be virus free.

Alright thank you for the tips would rep but it wouldnt matter

[Kalmah6661]

re-install windows again and you're done.

This. Just reinstall Windows for crying out loud.

Why do people jump through hoops to get rid of viruses? Just get a fresh copy of Windows on there and done.

[GinoFelino]

Yea me neither this is actually on my grandpa's computer so I don't know when to restore it to. Either way I'm waiting until I come back tomorrow with a flash drive to replace that fuked up file.

Unless you got some poverty virus a system restore isn't gonna do anything at all.

[FitnessBlue]

lol @ OP fapping to pron on grandpas compaq presario 386dx

[tential]

re-install windows again and you're done.

The amount of time you spend trying to figure out what is wrong, you could reinstall windows within 30 minutes and be happy again.

I don't even bother running anti virus anymore actually because reinstalling windows is so fast.

This. Just reinstall Windows for crying out loud.

Why do people jump through hoops to get rid of viruses? Just get a fresh copy of Windows on there and done.

They weren't smart enough to separate their OS files from the rest of their shiit. That's the usual reason. Only time I don't want to reinstall is because I'm afraid itunes will PHUCK me and be like "We changed how itunes worked again and you need xyz files to restore your library. Oh we said those files would automatically be backed up with your actual library? Ya, we assumed you meant backed up like in the itunes folder and not with the rest of your files, oops, there goes your library data!!!!!!"

I dunno why, but ANYTIME I try to restore itunes library something goes terribly wrong .

[ryan0931]

The amount of time you spend trying to figure out what is wrong, you could reinstall windows within 30 minutes and be happy again.

I don't even bother running anti virus anymore actually because reinstalling windows is so fast.



They weren't smart enough to separate their OS files from the rest of their shiit. That's the usual reason. Only time I don't want to reinstall is because I'm afraid itunes will PHUCK me and be like "We changed how itunes worked again and you need xyz files to restore your library. Oh we said those files would automatically be backed up with your actual library? Ya, we assumed you meant backed up like in the itunes folder and not with the rest of your files, oops, there goes your library data!!!!!!"

I dunno why, but ANYTIME I try to restore itunes library something goes terribly wrong .

I plan on backing up my clean OS files to a disc. Is this what you mean by separating if not, aware me.

[tential]

I plan on backing up my clean OS files to a disc. Is this what you mean by separating if not, aware me.

Your OS is on one Drive/Partition. So your operating system and all of your programs, etc.

Then, your FILES (Music, Movies, Porn, TV, Software Installs (I keep these so it's easy to reinstall all my programs if I get a virus)) are on another Drive/Partition. When you get a virus, you wipe your OS partition and reinstall your OS.

All of your important files are safe though. Only thing you have to do is reinstall your applications. Most people only utilize at MOST 20 applications regularly, not that hard to reinstall all 20. You can be up and running faster than it will take you to run a virus scan, then google the internet and figure out how to fix said virus.

The biggest advice you need though is to eat man..... Just keep eating and don't stop. If you need motivation, get a friend that's a fat girl, then out eat her (don't mix this phrase up. Don't eat her out, out eat her). Once you can accomplish that, then get a fat guy friend and do that. I know getting friends is hard for miscers, but trust me man, big eating+lifting and you'll be a happy person.

[ryan0931]

Your OS is on one Drive/Partition. So your operating system and all of your programs, etc.

Then, your FILES (Music, Movies, Porn, TV, Software Installs (I keep these so it's easy to reinstall all my programs if I get a virus)) are on another Drive/Partition. When you get a virus, you wipe your OS partition and reinstall your OS.

All of your important files are safe though. Only thing you have to do is reinstall your applications. Most people only utilize at MOST 20 applications regularly, not that hard to reinstall all 20. You can be up and running faster than it will take you to run a virus scan, then google the internet and figure out how to fix said virus.

The biggest advice you need though is to eat man..... Just keep eating and don't stop. If you need motivation, get a friend that's a fat girl, then out eat her (don't mix this phrase up. Don't eat her out, out eat her). Once you can accomplish that, then get a fat guy friend and do that. I know getting friends is hard for miscers, but trust me man, big eating+lifting and you'll be a happy person.

Hahaha man I'm working on it. 2 months ago I was 112. Thank you for the advice brah

[tential]

I'm setup like this:
C Drive (SSD): Has Windows+Game Installs that's it. At ANY time I can wipe this drive and I've lost nothing of importance (maybe game saves but I can back those up before a wipe)
D Drive: TV Shows
E Drive: Movies
F Drive: More Movies
G Drive: More TV Shows (And my game install files are here so I can install games again)

Then I have another drive that I just leave unplugged that has some more random software, games, porn, music, etc. on it. Don't ever need anything off of it so I just leave it unplugged.

If you only have 1 hard drive though, you can still partition in order to create the appearance of multiple drives.

On my laptop, I have a C Drive and a D Drive partition despite only having one drive. On my C Drive, again ONLY Windows+Programs. D Drive, Music+Downloads. I can wipe the C Drive at any point and be ok, then just reinstall Windows.


Not only is doing this a fast way of clearing your PC of viruses, Windows in general gets slow over time and it's important to wipe it to get yourself back to normal operating speed. I'd recommend a wipe every 1-3 years if for some reason you have ZERO issues ever with your PC. Almost all the reasons I've had for wiping Windows had nothing to do with viruses and everything to do with MS making the GOAT OS possible when it comes to finding mysterious ways to phuck up in which there is no known reason or cure for the error other than a re installation.

Oh, as for reinstalling windows, buy a cheap USB stick. I suggest buying 4 of them, they're useful for other things as well. Use Slickdeals to pick them up extremely cheap. I picked up 4 16 GB ones for under 30 dollars. You can keep Windows Install on one, and Ubuntu quick start (or whatever they call it) on the other. Windows is nice for reinstalling of course. Ubuntu is nice in case your Windows installation completely crashes, but you want to quickly get into your PC and back up your hard drive files.