That the ocean called and said they were out of shrimp. I think I'm going to hit him with this comeback: the store called an they're running out of you
What think misc?
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06-26-2014, 09:14 AM #1
I'm 5'8" and some guy just said to me
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06-26-2014, 09:15 AM #2Registered User
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Stats: 5'8"
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06-26-2014, 09:15 AM #3Registered User
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Das it mane
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06-26-2014, 09:16 AM #4Registered User
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Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you.
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06-26-2014, 09:16 AM #5Registered User
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What store though?
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06-26-2014, 09:17 AM #6Macho Brah
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Well I had sex with your wife!
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06-26-2014, 09:17 AM #7DostThouEvenHoist
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06-26-2014, 09:17 AM #8Can confirm, am title.
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wtf does that even mean?
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06-26-2014, 09:18 AM #9Registered User
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Well I would say you can help them restock opie, but empty top shelves are an eyesore.
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06-26-2014, 09:19 AM #10DutchBrah
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that was very cool opie
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06-26-2014, 09:20 AM #11PositiveBrah
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god damn manlets when will they learn
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06-26-2014, 09:21 AM #12Registered User
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I think you suck at comebacks. You're supposed to offend the person you're making the comeback toOriginally Posted by Xarelto
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06-26-2014, 09:21 AM #13Golden Age Aesthetics
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This, specially 5 8 *******sOriginally Posted by strongeyebrows
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06-26-2014, 09:21 AM #14tom brady is my hero
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rule #1 for comebacks: post on misc for suggestions and wait at least 24 hrs before using decided comeback
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06-26-2014, 09:23 AM #15Banned
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"Is that why your dickless??"
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06-26-2014, 09:23 AM #16Axis Mundi
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Idk he got you good OP
So edgy
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The above post is most probably not serious
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06-26-2014, 09:26 AM #18Den Master
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For some reason they tend to be the worstOriginally Posted by Carbon7197
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06-26-2014, 09:26 AM #19Registered User
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Tell him the Home Depot called and said they're all out of you. Get it You're callin him a tool. Or you could say, "Anus Replacement Surgery Inc called and said they're all out of you" Get it, cus ARSI needs anusus for dem anus replacement surgerys, and they're all out, so you saying he's an anus.... idk man do watever.
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ThisOriginally Posted by UnknownNutter
The above post is most probably not serious
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06-26-2014, 09:29 AM #21Message board king
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Stare intensely and say "Real funny, but back in jail I've raped guys like you"
And don't break stare or smile.
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06-26-2014, 09:31 AM #22Banned
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That feel when 5'8"
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06-26-2014, 09:34 AM #23Registered Weapon
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u should say "your wife or gf called and said u guys r running out of milk" so he will stop and buy milk on the way home even tho he doesn't really need to plus he will wonder how his wife/gf has ur number
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06-26-2014, 09:34 AM #24
Jakes on you OP, I had sex with your wife
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