MIND=BLOWN Team USA Might Have A Shot At Winning the World Cup (PIC)

[Biggar12]

Not sure if she works for NASA but with strategies like this you guys could actually win

[MarinoMike]

Seems like a legitimate question to me OP.

[vsukicker]

Not sure if she works for NASA but with strategies like this you guys could actually win

jesus christ lol

[supremebro]

[Thukydides]

[Archangel_Lost]

because then it would resemble real football too much and we can't have that sort of heterosexuality going on

[newleaseonlife]

Everyone has a shot. Will they win??? Negative.

[KJacko90]

Not sure if she works for NASA but with strategies like this you guys could actually win

Thats handegg.

[jerseyshorebrah]

whore logic

[newleaseonlife]

because then it would resemble real football too much and we can't have that sort of heterosexuality going on

So a sport where the object of the game is to score by means of KICKING a ball with your FEET Isn't football, but a game where the ball is moved by throwing and running is?

[leafs43]

This is how rugby and ultimately football got started.

(srs)

[Haymana]

Logged in to say LOL

[Kaduceus]

because then it would resemble real football too much and we can't have that sort of heterosexuality going on

boom

[Titansfan08]

Shiit we gotta keep this one the dl, we don't want other countries finding out.

[ign_fan_4life]

Not sure if she works for NASA but with strategies like this you guys could actually win


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That's how little we care about this sport.

[Reptarr]

I don't watch soccer but srs is this a legitimate play? Cause fuk let's just make Lebron or Adrian Peterson goalie and win every game 45-2.

[Archangel_Lost]

So a sport where the object of the game is to score by means of KICKING a ball with your FEET Isn't football, but a game where the ball is moved by throwing and running is?

It is called football because the pacing of the game is measured on capturing feet and yards towards the respective goal lines, a much more interesting proposition that playing footsie for two hours and crying when another man brushes up against you.

[Mikelawton]

another gem from her 2 hours ago

"If there's only 11 players per team then why does that man have the number 13 on his shirt"

*****://twitter.com/PrincessPetulia/status/478952290498662400

[Sezzors]

Haha

Sloots, I LOL when I see sloots talking about sports like they know shiit ahah. Some do, but 99% don't lol.

[PostMoves]

lol holy **** dumb bish. only the strikers are allowed to do that.

[DevonHardy]

I don't watch soccer but srs is this a legitimate play? Cause fuk let's just make Lebron or Adrian Peterson goalie and win every game 45-2.

No.

[OptimusPrim3]

because then it would resemble real football too much and we can't have that sort of heterosexuality going on

i miss your old avi no homo, can't even tell if that's you posting

and

[YaMadBro]

It is called football because the pacing of the game is measured on capturing feet and yards towards the respective goal lines, a much more interesting proposition that playing footsie for two hours and crying when another man brushes up against you.

why not call it commercial ball since there are alot more of them that actual gameplay.. you utter retard

[Archangel_Lost]

why not call it commercial ball since there are alot more of them that actual gameplay.. you utter retard

A game that actually has a thing called "strategy" needs time for the coaches and players to employ and plan said strategy.

[YaMadBro]

A game that actually has a thing called "strategy" needs time for the coaches and players to employ and plan said strategy.

lmao.. no its because the tv companies try to squeeze as much money as they can from the game and dont give a fuk about the sport there is no need for the amount of commercials there is and you know it.. but keep pretending you're alpha because you watch hours of ads and a couple of minutes of people running into each other

[PokLim]

A game that actually has a thing called "strategy" needs time for the coaches and players to employ and plan said strategy.

Son...I am disappoint

[SpartacusNYC]

[EnderG60]

The truely sad part is even if we do win. No one here will care.

[Archangel_Lost]

lmao.. no its because the tv companies try to squeeze as much money as they can from the game and dont give a fuk about the sport there is no need for the amount of commercials there is and you know it.. but keep pretending you're alpha because you watch hours of ads and a couple of minutes of people running into each other

That sort of ADD attitude is why third world mongrels like you will never appreciate an intelligent game like chess over kick the can. Tsk tsk. And just because our country is rich enough for everyone to afford their own TV and see advertisements on it for first world products they might actually purchase doesn't mean you have to be bitter about it.

[Melite]

because then it would resemble real football too much and we can't have that sort of heterosexuality going on

No, because it would then resemble the GOAT sport: