The Official D3 Thread Part VIII ~"Kadala is still a sloot"~

[samir316]

Anyone suffering from low gold, I suggest joining the goblin rift guild for the boon of hoarder gem. Equipped some gold items with it, went to act 5 corvus ruins and the scorpions dropped insane amounts of gold. Gold find % was about 8300 and I went from 45 million gold to 120 million in 10 minutes(2 maps). Das phukken it mayne, das it.

I did corvus with a level 21 gem and 9796% gold find. 150 million in about... 10 minutes.

(Goldskin, Goldwrap, Gladiator Gauntlets, Avarice Band, Custerian Wrist guards, 80% goldfind amulet).

[backintheda]

ring of royal grandeur

Just got it. Rolled this;

487 dex
435 vit
6 IAS
6454 life per hit which I am going to try and reroll to a socket.

I was running act 1 on normal just to get the caches asap. I got 7 before I got it.

[JDM-EJ1]

Just got it. Rolled this;

487 dex
435 vit
6 IAS
6454 life per hit which I am going to try and reroll to a socket.

I was running act 1 on normal just to get the caches asap. I got 7 before I got it.

Chit. Needs a socket and either CD or CC.

[backintheda]

Right. Not the greatest but I will use until I get another one just so I can get the 6 piece set bonus.

[Onita]

Just got it. Rolled this;

487 dex
435 vit
6 IAS
6454 life per hit which I am going to try and reroll to a socket.

I was running act 1 on normal just to get the caches asap. I got 7 before I got it.

Just an FYI, you want to run at least T1 if you can. They changed it so torment level affects caches. I think T2 is 50% chance of legendary and t6 is 100%

[backintheda]

Just an FYI, you want to run at least T1 if you can. They changed it so torment level affects caches. I think T2 is 50% chance of legendary and t6 is 100%

I was reading that as well, was just on a bit of a time crunch this morning and wanted to get as many caches as possible.

[Juicetin]

You guys know rorg ALWAYS rolls attack speed and life per hit. And a primary like dex or str.

the only variable is the second stat. Lph is always the thing u will reroll.

Srs

[backintheda]

Did not know that.

[poonpounder311]

Just an FYI, you want to run at least T1 if you can. They changed it so torment level affects caches. I think T2 is 50% chance of legendary and t6 is 100%

Norm isnt bad. I did 12 split norm bounties this morning ( it takes under 4 min to get a cache ) to get some rift keys and got 4 legs 1 was a RoRG

[JDM-EJ1]

Sent an invite to the clan. Ingame name is Air.

[Deceus]

In regards to Greater Rifts.. Is it most effective to skip the waves so you start on level 1 to where you can do more Greater Rift bosses? Or do harder GRB have a better chance at dropping loot?

Depends on your goal. Do you want easy loot pinatas with a chance to get set pieces? Then yes, start from level 1 and don't finish the rift until there's 4:30 or less on the timer. Run some bounties, check for gobs, farm keys or whatever while you wait if you need to. If you need to upgrade your gems or if you can do t6 speed runs I would advise against that method. Not a bad way to gear up though.

[JDM-EJ1]

So, I wrote this story in the chat about my night last night, and some people wanted pictures. Here's a more detailed account of my night and pictures!

I had been talking to these two gals on Tinder, one on and off very infrequently, I'll call her Danielle (probably a few texts every three or four days) and another gal since Sunday. The latter was down to meet up on Tuesday and get ****ed in the back seat of my car, we'll call her Trisha. I got home from the gym around 5:30 last night and was texting a bud when I realized it had been a few days since I had talked with Danielle. She lived a town north of me and we occasionally sexted; so I wanted to see what she was doing that night:

Me: What's up? What'd you do today?
Danielle: Just worked. You?
Me: Same. Doing anything tonight?
Danielle: No, my sister is going to a concert at 7. I wish I was going.
Me: Sucks. Free to ****?
Danielle: haha. When?
Me: How's 7:30?
Danielle: Can we make it 9?
Me: No. I'm busy then.
Danielle: Haha. Got another booty call or something? (That's exactly what I had. I had told Trisha we'd meet then.)
Me: haha. How's 8 then?
Danielle: Sounds good.
Me: Address?

Yes, it was that easy. So, I didn't want to be late to meet Trisha, so I texted Danielle around 7 and told her I was leaving my house. I showed up to her place around 7:30. As I walked in,

Me: Thanks for having me over. You do this often?
Her: Do what often?
Me: Invite strangers over to get ****ed? haha
Her: Nope. I'm pretty nervous. Are you?
Me: Not at all. Where's your bedroom?
Her: In the back.

I grabbed her hand and walked to the back of her house. Upon getting in there, I didn't even get undressed. She was wearing a tank top, I just sat down on her bed, whipped out her tits and started going to town on them. Shortly after I told her to blow me, and she did without hesitation. I wasn't all that horny at this point, I was honestly kind of bored. While she was doing it, I asked her if she liked doggy, she just hummed yes; she didn't skip a beat. A few more minutes passed, and I told her to get undressed and face her bedroom wall. I mounted up and the sex was pretty lack luster. I was getting even more bored, so I slowly pulled out to where the condom got stuck inside of her, but I came out of it.

Me: Oh ****, it came off. I only brought one. (There were three more in my car.)
Danielle: Well that sucks. I am going to the bathroom to get cleaned up.

At this point I was just hanging out on her bed naked. She came back a few minutes later and I asked her if she could finish me with her mouth. She agreed. I was getting close, real close. Right as I was finishing she pulled her mouth off it, as that happened I am spraying everywhere. Her bed. My stomach. ****ing everywhere. While my balls are unloading, she's throwing up all over me. At first I didn't realize what was going on, I just heard her coughing. Then I looked and there was orange barf on my lower abs/right quad.

Me: What the hell? Did you eat Cheetos for dinner or something?
Danielle: No, Cheez-Its.
Me: Can you get me a towel, or something please?

She comes back with the smallest wash cloth ever. I just told her I was going to shower. I wasn't really grossed out, I actually thought it was pretty funny. I got dressed, told her I had fun and promptly left to go meet Trisha.

Trisha and I met around 9 as we planned. I didn't want to drive all the way south to her house, and I didn't want her coming to my place. She said she was cool getting ****ed in my car, as it reminded her of high school (lol). She was pretty tall at 5'11", so it made things a bit awkward in the back of my Subraru. There wasn't anything unique about this girl, or the sex; just two strangers meeting to **** - a relationship that would only consume an hour of each of our lives.

Danielle:


Trisha:

[Schnitzl]

^ hnnng, trisha

[Juicetin]

been killing gobs with shredu for about 3 hrs... probs killed at least 40+... no goblin realm.. some other brah in the clan got a realm but died at the boss and lost the realm LOL.

still feelsbadman tho... where this realm at

[Laxmatt]

been killing gobs with shredu for about 3 hrs... probs killed at least 40+... no goblin realm.. some other brah in the clan got a realm but died at the boss and lost the realm LOL.

still feelsbadman tho... where this realm at

Yeah that was me. Still pretty salty about it lol.

[Juicetin]

4 hours and nothing >_< das not it... I'll get it on the weekend hopefully

[samir316]

keep at it. took me 162 for my 1st one.

my internet still worked last night (ya free internet). Got on, did a GR31 with CK and 1st ever furnace drops.

[Dumbydome]

keep at it. took me 162 for my 1st one.

my internet still worked last night (ya free internet). Got on, did a GR31 with CK and 1st ever furnace drops.

Fk u

[JDM-EJ1]

Got two RRoGs last night; second one is okay.

Forget who I was playing with at the end, we did a few T6 runs. You were on your DH and raping, as I was getting my **** pushed in. Thanks for the carry man, let me know who you are and I'll toss you some greens.

[samir316]

Who is the greatest clan mate and why is it CKBrah

Fk u

Go play your DH. That`s why you'll never get a....

[JDM-EJ1]

Go play your DH. That`s why you'll never get a....

Saw you posted that last night. So cash.

[JDM-EJ1]

@Samir Air#1997

[Final_Rep]

How can you guys keep up the grind? I was bored of 2.1 like 4 hours into it. Greater Rifts are just annoying

And do people actually use a Hellfire Ammy?

I has a sad, I really thought 2.1 would pull me back in.

[mr4wdTRD]

How can you guys keep up the grind? I was bored of 2.1 like 4 hours into it. Greater Rifts are just annoying

And do people actually use a Hellfire Ammy?

I has a sad, I really thought 2.1 would pull me back in.

i havent been back long, but i still find it fun. its a lot better than vanilla was. the new gems make it interesting. for sure.

[JDM-EJ1]

How can you guys keep up the grind? I was bored of 2.1 like 4 hours into it. Greater Rifts are just annoying

And do people actually use a Hellfire Ammy?

I has a sad, I really thought 2.1 would pull me back in.

I mean, what I find most appealing is just leveling, just being able to aimlessly mow through **** with no issue at all. I am not close to there, at all, but the thought of being able to do that makes it sound appealing to me.

[Final_Rep]

i havent been back long, but i still find it fun. its a lot better than vanilla was. the new gems make it interesting. for sure.

It is way, way better. But I still just login and sit there staring at the screen. I have no urge to do anything in particular.

So...I gave Destiny about 30 hours. It was fun until end game where it becomes painfully obvious the "depth" of the game is extremely limited. You end up just doing the same 3 person 'strikes' over and over again for a very small chance at loot. And the bosses have about a billion hitpoints (they say "bullet sponge"). It's ludicrous. We spent about 30 minutes just shooting a tank boss in the legs. No skill required, just pop out, shoot, and hide. Rinse and repeat. Kill the adds when they spawn. This is basically the exact same strategy for every single strike in the game. BORING!

And I have no desire to play PvP FPS on a console. I'd rather hit my head against the wall repeatedly than play competitive FPS with a console controller.

So I've been playing ArcheAge. Kinda more "open" and there's like 130 different classes in the game based on combining 10 skill sets. Should keep me interested for a week. lol

I guess I'm just not the gamer I used to be.

/DearDiary

I mean, what I find most appealing is just leveling, just being able to aimlessly mow through **** with no issue at all. I am not close to there, at all, but the thought of being able to do that makes it sound appealing to me.

Fair enough!

[samir316]

How can you guys keep up the grind? I was bored of 2.1 like 4 hours into it. Greater Rifts are just annoying

Working towards perfection.

But I admit, the closer you get, the less you want to play because there's less and less of a chance that you get an upgrade.

[JDM-EJ1]

I guess I'm just not the gamer I used to be.

Man, I'm right there with you. Games have a hard time 'grabbing' me like they did 10 years ago.

[Dumbydome]

Who is the greatest clan mate and why is it CKBrah




Go play your DH. That`s why you'll never get a....

Been playin Barb alot more lately.... still no fkin furnace.

[Schnitzl]

lmao mannercookie just lost his hc crusader to bad lag. p581.

time played : 110 hours

Thats why I will never hc.