Tinder Thread Part VII: It's Dangerous To Go Alone, Take This Spoon.

**umopp** · 08-17-2014, 02:32 AM

What has worked well for you guys as an opener? I have been using the little spoon one with pretty good success.

**CEGH** · 08-17-2014, 05:15 AM

Meeting up with woman in a few hours. Wouldn't come to mine,she suggested drinks. I said let's go for walk. Then she asked if she should meet me at mine....

If I say yes, do I still bother with the walk or just try get her to watch movie and make a move, or go for a short walk, invite her back after?

**opto2017** · 08-17-2014, 05:23 AM

Mates wtf. I matched and talked with 3 girls yesterday, all of whom are on tinder to find new friends. Time for a new application, one without all of these regular non-DTF girls joining...

**matw** · 08-17-2014, 05:27 AM

Originally Posted by opto2017

Mates wtf. I matched and talked with 3 girls yesterday, all of whom are on tinder to find new friends. Time for a new application, one without all of these regular non-DTF girls joining...

Eh, I'm honestly sick of matching with girls that don't even reply. I've had like 15 matches in the past 3 days but only 3 have actually responded to anything..

**opto2017** · 08-17-2014, 05:54 AM

^ At least you get matches though bro. I have 6 matches total and have swiped through everyone in a 14mi / 22.5km radius

**GardHainer** · 08-17-2014, 05:58 AM

Originally Posted by CEGH

Meeting up with woman in a few hours. Wouldn't come to mine,she suggested drinks. I said let's go for walk. Then she asked if she should meet me at mine....

If I say yes, do I still bother with the walk or just try get her to watch movie and make a move, or go for a short walk, invite her back after?

Should have gone out for a drink, oh well.

Yeah Id still go for a walk, im assuming this would be a night. Then suggest she comes in for a movie or something when you get back.

Pick out a decent movie before hand and make sure you have something to drink at your place, that you can suggest

**LieutenantGains** · 08-17-2014, 06:38 AM

that feel when you live in the US and balcony brah news isn't here so tinder is still good

**matw** · 08-17-2014, 06:50 AM

Originally Posted by opto2017

^ At least you get matches though bro. I have 6 matches total and have swiped through everyone in a 14mi / 22.5km radius

Do you live in a big city?

**CEGH** · 08-17-2014, 06:58 AM

Originally Posted by GardHainer

Should have gone out for a drink, oh well.

Yeah Id still go for a walk, im assuming this would be a night. Then suggest she comes in for a movie or something when you get back.

Pick out a decent movie before hand and make sure you have something to drink at your place, that you can suggest

6pm. I normally suggest a walk by the river as it's only 5 mins from my house, then I bring them back. Do you always use alcohol? I've had better results using water.

**Scythas** · 08-17-2014, 06:59 AM

i'm so confused. do people even know what tinder is?

brb married
brb idle platitude quotes
brb marilyn monroe quote of no return

**matw** · 08-17-2014, 07:09 AM

Originally Posted by Scythas

[img]http://i.imgur.com/AiwsG9p.png?1?8729[img]

i'm so confused. do people even know what tinder is?

brb married
brb idle platitude quotes
brb marilyn monroe quote of no return

Where are you? She came up to swipe for me a few minutes ago

**demfeelsbro** · 08-17-2014, 07:11 AM

Good bio to encourage them to open - 'think of a colour and a tool...' got the idea from a thread on here...95% of people think of a red hammer. Working well so far.

plus u mirin line I used to get her number?

**Scythas** · 08-17-2014, 07:16 AM

Originally Posted by matw

Where are you? She came up to swipe for me a few minutes ago

west of melbourne brah, dont wan't to be too specific

**brbacquiring** · 08-17-2014, 07:18 AM

Originally Posted by CEGH

Do you always use alcohol? I've had better results using water.

With what dissolved in it?

**matw** · 08-17-2014, 07:21 AM

Originally Posted by Scythas

west of melbourne brah, dont wan't to be too specific

Melb also, was thinking bot/fake originally.

**luntao1** · 08-17-2014, 07:42 AM

Originally Posted by thenickz

brb fbi knocking on my door and fox channel showing MISC msgs.

okcupid is whales and hot or not is black girls...
Welcome to D.C

go to brazil. everybody is fking short there. I was in a cinema line to buy tickets for me and my cousin. every couple on the line most guys were shorter than their gf and none was even close to my height.

thats my brah

Originally Posted by henry589

DC does suck ugh

too many black chicks and whales ew

It's just terrible - DC Metro. Hell, we're in a decent size city. WTF..
I've to troll NYC to get matches and drive over there and get a hotel to smash decent looking sloots.
Maybe race is a factor. LOL !!! NYC is just more open and have a wide range different people.
NYC - 30 and up females are hot. DC 30 and up females are whales and old looking.

FML.. I need to move to NYC but I've such a good paying job in DC

**tikeshe** · 08-17-2014, 10:02 AM

Saw my profile from some tinder chicks phone. My pics are all different order.

Met one chick. From a respected family etc, all educated but man she's a hedonist. She was pretty open with what she took before going out on night outs. Not all the time, just some. Part of me wants to say **** it and go to London and kick back with her.

Also, I seem to like the thought that I can get someone to sleep with me through tinder/Snapchat more than the actual act...

Either way, going to remake. Gotva new haircut so looking dapper.

What has happened to tinder? Used to get a lot more matches. Now its down to 1, if that. I guess I've exhausted the people available.

**Vertabrah** · 08-17-2014, 10:07 AM

Have y'all seen these^^

I have seen like 3 like that with the phone number in the bio. Same area code too.

**isawthesign** · 08-17-2014, 10:09 AM

havent had a match in days... got 12 my first day. this is retarded. **** this gay earth. this app is for good looking guys. even 5s will only swipe for 8+ guys

**** this gay earth

12 matches in 10000+ profiles...

brb "can i be inside of you" LOLOLOL... yeah, that works when you're hot

**Mr.Bill** · 08-17-2014, 10:28 AM

I for one welcome our new international news overlords.

I should have cancelled my date last night like I said I was going to.
I should have avoided the Cheesecake factory where we ended up with a ridic tab
I should have avoided the group of 17 year olds who recognized us from our drunken bowling night last week.
I should have not split another bottle of vodka like I did last time.
I should have left when she got **** drunk and was babbling on and crying about her life
I should not have returned the text to the cutie I am seeing today.

(the picture that followed was of the back of a minivan with a bottle of Absolute)
I should have have waited for my date to sober up in the parking lot of her workplace
I should not have went with her into her workplace and done unspeakable acts on the floor, desk and table.
LOFL fuk it. YOLO

**TheYxz** · 08-17-2014, 10:37 AM

Originally Posted by isawthesign

havent had a match in days... got 12 my first day. this is retarded. **** this gay earth. this app is for good looking guys. even 5s will only swipe for 8+ guys

**** this gay earth

12 matches in 10000+ profiles...

brb "can i be inside of you" LOLOLOL... yeah, that works when you're hot

if you'd like you can PM me your profile and I'll give you some advice

**Sway12** · 08-17-2014, 10:40 AM

Originally Posted by isawthesign

havent had a match in days... got 12 my first day. this is retarded. **** this gay earth. this app is for good looking guys. even 5s will only swipe for 8+ guys

**** this gay earth

12 matches in 10000+ profiles...

brb "can i be inside of you" LOLOLOL... yeah, that works when you're hot

lol, feels yes. Yes feels. Self-esteem gone from Tinder, you essentially have the opportunity to be rejected by 90% of the girls in your local area. You would think that atleast a quarter of them, maybe slightly less, would swipe back. I mean I'm not deformed, but even listing 6'1 doesn't seem to help, dat face.

**ljusmc1371** · 08-17-2014, 10:48 AM

I think my Tinder is broken. I cant get matches for chit now. I think it may be my area. I even restarted my account. I do see a lot of inactive profiles but holy chit I used to get a couple a day now nothin, even changed pics.

**isawthesign** · 08-17-2014, 11:01 AM

Originally Posted by TheYxz

if you'd like you can PM me your profile and I'll give you some advice

i already know why, it's because...

1) im a minority, white girls unless youre a superstar athlete or musician, it's a no go
2) i dont have any pictures of me at a party with drinks and ****

EDiT: at least i got one match today after getting none the past 2 days... 36yo... kinda of cute but im in my early 20s

yeah...

15/10,000... **** this gay earth

**2423** · 08-17-2014, 11:04 AM

Back on this and it is alot harder now to meet up so many flakes

**tikeshe** · 08-17-2014, 11:13 AM

Originally Posted by isawthesign

EDiT: at least i got one match today after getting none the past 2 days... 36yo... kinda of cute but im in my early 20s

Why not talk to her? Can't wait til I can meet some milfs.

Send her 'im bored of insecure chicks.they're no fun. Not a fan of when they lie there, like fish. I want someone who knows what they're doing and loves to do it well. Am I right to think you're like this?'

Not my best, but should work if she's down.

**TheYxz** · 08-17-2014, 11:15 AM

Originally Posted by isawthesign

i already know why, it's because...

1) im a minority, white girls unless youre a superstar athlete or musician, it's a no go
2) i dont have any pictures of me at a party with drinks and ****

EDiT: at least i got one match today after getting none the past 2 days... 36yo... kinda of cute but im in my early 20s

yeah...

15/10,000... **** this gay earth

I'm middle eastern in the UK but I'm still getting a decent amount. It does suck not getting that many white girl matches, about half of my 450 matches are probably indian or foreign, but **** it ill take what i can get. Where abouts are you anyway?

**isawthesign** · 08-17-2014, 11:25 AM

Originally Posted by TheYxz

I'm middle eastern in the UK but I'm still getting a decent amount. It does suck not getting that many white girl matches, about half of my 450 matches are probably indian or foreign, but **** it ill take what i can get. Where abouts are you anyway?

us, east coast city. tbh, i have better luck in real life, so i thought this app would at least be decent for meeting women

**wickedman** · 08-17-2014, 11:29 AM

I've actually noticed the showing me inactive profiles thing too. I remake fairly often, but I use a new ******** in case they have some kind of built in **** you to remakers.

**MiracleWhips** · 08-17-2014, 11:39 AM

Hey, superior misc texters, i need a little help.

Used the 'hey, does this mean you're my gf now?' as my opener. Girl responded with, 'What?'

What's a good response for this? Meager reps for help.

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