Tinder Thread Part VII: It's Dangerous To Go Alone, Take This Spoon.

[Perpkooosh]

[QUOTE=ClaudeGiroux;1280787111]lool
thought i was a beta *******




sorry for being sorry, not sorry.

[adamjohnson89]

Everybody does it.
I delete/restart at least twice every week, lol, I bet the girls around me are like "NOT THIS GUY AGAIN"
But who cares?

didnt know if maybe it would screw something up

[Perpkooosh]

didnt know if maybe it would screw something up

Apparently, the tinder algorithm starts over when you delete/restart, hence you'd have to swipe every girl again...aka autoliker ftw

[miscbrah007]

Apparently they got 300 out of 500 matches with a professional photos

They conveniently omitted on whose profile those 300 matches were.99,9% sure they were on the girl's profile. Cause quality of photos does not matter, unless you're a hideous girl. The guy maybe got 20-30 matches

[ClaudeGiroux]

yep

just deleted and reopened

autoliked about 10K




surely i will get 1 good result..

[carbassboy]

GT posts on misc a lot about banging sloots, tinder convos etc
GT meets girl at his apartment
Girl falls from balcony, dies
GT leaves, turns himself in next day with lawyers
GT is questioned for 2hrs and let go
GT then posts more on the misc about how he didnt do it
Media finds misc, classic quoting bad **** he posted
GT is then arrested and charged with murder
Now wait for trial

Double edit: whats his username, ill just go read his posts

did he explain what happened and how the girl fell? and repped thanks

edit: still on recharge from yesterday but will get you some point today

[Wakaaa]

Bio: I fall down stairs often

What say

[nyjets88]

quickmatch is perfect for the bf/gf line

Spammed this to most of my matches before I went to bed last night. Woke up today, got a bunch of replies, also got a message from a random dude offering to blow me. Going back to tinder where its safe.

[Lewwwww]

Bio: I fall down stairs often

What say

At least you won't have a problem when you bust inside her.

[Wakaaa]

At least you won't have a problem when you bust inside her.

What

[JayC24]

At least you won't have a problem when you bust inside her.

^^ this. should have used this or some variation of it for your second message lol.


on a related topic...








u wot karissa? ive got sum bad news...

[bullockss]

Hit it off with that Emma chick quite well who lives a mile away LOL it must be destiny or some ****. Tho she stopped messaging late last night and I don't wanna double text but I may just go for it and ask her out since she said she's down for Netflix n stuff.

**** imagine having a 9/10 HBB fwb a mile away hope I don't **** this up

[W8isGR8]

Best advice on last minute resistance. works like a charm, instead of feeling like you are talking her out of it you are just agreeing.






cliffs: just agree. when she says "we shouldn't be doing this", just say "you're right, we shouldn't" and keep making out

inB4 rape

(not srs, no means no)

[jco5055]

got a dose of reality today....



1800 phuckin matches.... to be fair her pic is of the young Grinch from the movie and her bio is something about stealing hearts and Xmas presents, so she might have the max radius involved and liking everybody.... I only swiped right on the chance she might be hot. She used to have a second pic and she actually is attractive, but still... so many phuckin matches. I thought my ~70 matches of selectively liked girls for a 15 mile radius was good.

All you guys with no matches yet, just wait, unless she's using autoliker it could take weeks for her to get to you.


Also


I've about had enough of her, she's not even that hot to waste time with her dodging my advances.

[Jmadden44]

I still fuk girls who resist last min anyway. Ain't rape if she swallows nom sayin?

First meet up with a chick tonight, double date between us, my roomie and her friend. 3some lined up tomorrow night with that 5 I fukked last week and her roomie, then first meet up with a fiery red head on Sunday. No date, she wants to "hangout ". Lol she wanted to Saturday night but I'll be "camping". Wish me luck brahs.

[jackmancactus]

First meet up with a chick tonight, double date between us, my roomie and her friend. 3some lined up tomorrow night with that 5 I fukked last week and her roomie, then first meet up with a fiery red head on Sunday. No date, she wants to "hangout ". Lol she wanted to Saturday night but I'll be "camping". Wish me luck brahs.

Dam bro. Doesn't sound like you need any luck but good luck.

[W8isGR8]

Was thinking of a response to "how many girls you use that line on" chit test

What if you turned it around with "how many guys have you used THAT line on" or some variation



pls use and respond

[VodkaFlockaBrah]

Not sure where else to leave this... LOL

[thenickz]

got a dose of reality today....
1800 phuckin matches.... to be fair her pic is of the young Grinch from the movie and her bio is something about stealing hearts and Xmas presents, so she might have the max radius involved and liking everybody.... I only swiped right on the chance she might be hot. She used to have a second pic and she actually is attractive, but still... so many phuckin matches. I thought my ~70 matches of selectively liked girls for a 15 mile radius was good.
All you guys with no matches yet, just wait, unless she's using autoliker it could take weeks for her to get to you.
Also
I've about had enough of her, she's not even that hot to waste time with her dodging my advances.

70~ matches in a 15miles radius in my area is pretty fockin good in my opinion.

[jco5055]

70~ matches in a 15miles radius in my area is pretty fockin good in my opinion.

Yeah for a guy it's pretty good, but now I think I realize why hot girls usually have no personality or interests...they could be a full time socialite basically, just getting dudes to pay for their meals and chit.

[ArCaNe66]

when will it be mine turn for gushy gushy wet wet?

[bullockss]

I got banned from this other forum that has a tinder thread (albeit not as good as thing one) for using "text speak".

God damnit misc see what u did to me.

[Jdaddy1729]

So my second message is always "Anyway, since we find each other attractive how about we skip the Tinder nonsense and you give me your number" which usually works, but this girl just said "Haha I need to get to know you more and I will"

What do I say to that??

[Jdaddy1729]

1800 phuckin matches.... to be fair her pic is of the young Grinch from the movie and her bio is something about stealing hearts and Xmas presents, so she might have the max radius involved and liking everybody.... I only swiped right on the chance she might be hot. She used to have a second pic and she actually is attractive, but still... so many phuckin matches. I thought my ~70 matches of selectively liked girls for a 15 mile radius was good.

Where do you live and how long did it take to get those 70? 70 within a 15 mile radius seems pretty damn good unless you have been on Tinder for like 2 years

[jco5055]

Where do you live and how long did it take to get those 70? 70 within a 15 mile radius seems pretty damn good unless you have been on Tinder for like 2 years

I live in the Chicago suburbs, but the 15 mile radius does not include the city (I learned my mistake ~a year ago, waaaay too many people to swipe). I live in a place with ~40,000 people, but the town next to me which is literally across the street also has ~50,000. I've used it for about 1-1.5 months.

[shrektheturd]

brahs, i need help.

im running on bluestacks for pc, and im trying to verify my tinder account but when i put it to send me message to my phone number it says "there was a problem getting your code, please try again"

[Jdaddy1729]

I live in the Chicago suburbs, but the 15 mile radius does not include the city (I learned my mistake ~a year ago, waaaay too many people to swipe). I live in a place with ~40,000 people, but the town next to me which is literally across the street also has ~50,000. I've used it for about 1-1.5 months.

Pretty phucking good imo

[jco5055]

Pretty phucking good imo

Thanks brah, I'm lucky I got a good face and I'm a singer/guitarist. Once I finally move out and can afford to buy the best fashion stuff I'm gonna make a killing haha.

[Jdaddy1729]

Thanks brah, I'm lucky I got a good face and I'm a singer/guitarist. Once I finally move out and can afford to buy the best fashion stuff I'm gonna make a killing haha.

np brah. What would you rate your facial aesthetics irl standards? I'd say I'm pretty decent looking and I have 80 5.5+/10 irl standard matches in 1.5 maybe 2 months in a city of 2.5 mil with a bigger radius. Probably only like 10-15 within 20 miles . . . but I'm in the suburbs too.

[jco5055]

np brah. What would you rate your facial aesthetics irl standards? I'd say I'm pretty decent looking and I have 80 5.5+/10 irl standard matches in 1.5 maybe 2 months in a city of 2.5 mil with a bigger radius. Probably only like 10-15 within 20 miles . . . but I'm in the suburbs too.

hmm.... you know the cocky part of me once to say like 9, 9.5 haha but I'd honestly say 8-8.5.... like I'm "hot" but I'm not confident enough to compare myself to models.... especially cuz I got a pretty big nose, so if I'm seen from the side it looks like I have no jaw and I drop ~2-3 points haha.