Tinder Thread Part VII: It's Dangerous To Go Alone, Take This Spoon.

[fabofly]

fuarrrrrrrrrrrk Hottest girl ive matched with. Im legitimately giving her 9. She's half trinidadian and british and seems pretty cool but I think shes a model of some sort tho, shame.

[Joesky20]

Got matched with this 24 year old tonight, got her number and pulled nudes from her. Not going to smash because she lives 50 miles away and i'm pretty sure she has a form of mental retardation.

[bosoxdanc]

Got matched with this 24 year old tonight, got her number and pulled nudes from her. Not going to smash because she lives 50 miles away and i'm pretty sure she has a form of mental retardation.

brahhhhhhhhhhhhhh (pm dem teddies)

[JawnSnow]

It's all good. Bound to happen to one of us

Thats messed up

did you ask for spoon pics before going

[bootyoverbrains]

im 25+
when i was young i thought when i got older i wouldnt be able to get younger chicks 18-19yos

buts its easier lol

you get 18 year olds? I'm 22 now and get more 18 year old poon as easy as getting ice cream but 25+ lol u still get 18 yos?

[mfux]

you get 18 year olds? I'm 22 now and get more 18 year old poon as easy as getting ice cream but 25+ lol u still get 18 yos?

Ironic that you judge him, considering your username.

[FatisBAD]

Tinder game is really easy if your aesthetic, I have more pics but there's to many to upload and also I can't upload nudes. I'll upload more later.










Can't post nudes but they are hnnnnggg

More convo's to come later but I'm to tired right now.

[bootyoverbrains]

Ironic that you judge him, considering your username.

I'm complimenting him dude. I want to know I can still get 18 year olds when I'm 25+. Not 19.. 18. I just didn't think girls that young go for guys over 25


I wanot to belief

[tikeshe]

Tinder game is really easy if your aesthetic, I have more pics but there's to many to upload and also I can't upload nudes. I'll upload more

What pics do you send? Just body or dik? Or none?

[FatisBAD]

What pics do you send? Just body or dik? Or none?

I like to tease, I send body and then after teasing for awhile one thing leads to another.

[bootyoverbrains]

For the lulz





Guess she has never heard of a mirror

[tikeshe]

I like to tease, I send body and then after teasing for awhile one thing leads to another.

Do you live in a big city? I've yet to do the dik pics. May spoof an area and do it. Won't make much difference with the getting laid part since majority of my matches are 30+ miles.

[trueAlpha]

Gave tinder a go again.
Matched with a 23 yr old hottie.
I go all aggressive and spit flawless game on tinder. I suggest we sleep together because bish says she is freezing.

She gives me number and I call her. She starts asking about how many girls I have slept with etc. I tell her 10 after she has whined for a long time. She tells me 40. Sloot tells me I act rude and all that... So she sats she just gonna hang up.

Got all nervous over phone.. Need to work on dat verbal game and confidence.

[saligia]

I'm complimenting him dude. I want to know I can still get 18 year olds when I'm 25+. Not 19.. 18. I just didn't think girls that young go for guys over 25


I wanot to belief

Keep the faith. I met my ex-spouse when I was 18; he was 10 years older.

[bootyoverbrains]

Gave tinder a go again.
Matched with a 23 yr old hottie.
I go all aggressive and spit flawless game on tinder. I suggest we sleep together because bish says she is freezing.

She gives me number and I call her. She starts asking about how many girls I have slept with etc. I tell her 10 after she has whined for a long time. She tells me 40. Sloot tells me I act rude and all that... So she sats she just gonna hang up.

Got all nervous over phone.. Need to work on dat verbal game and confidence.

40 is just the number she told u. Multiply that by 3 and you have your her real number. Strong sloot. You made the right move

[trueAlpha]

40 is just the number she told u. Multiply that by 3 and you have your her real number. Strong sloot. You made the right move

Yeah... I know man.. Tried to avoid acting rude but my subconscious mind took over. Heh. On to the next one

[bootyoverbrains]

always go for the netflix and pizza date.

if they refuse then aw fuk bye i aint spending more money than i have to for a girl i dont even know srs

all depends on their level of attractiveness etc etc. if shes a certified hbb then i wouldnt mind actually putting in some effort to date and chit. But for a smash bish? no thanks. her place. get some food if she wants. get to business.

lol at guys who actually take a girl out before phucking. ur doing it wrong

exactly. Girls throw their "rules" out the window when your aesthetic enough. Any time I read on a profile bio, "I have a 3 week date before sex policy, so don't even try" or some bs like that I lol knowing some poor pathetic guy out there actually believes it. Those are just rules to get free dinners from losers and keep the 'betas' at bay

[DolfenEssence]

Matched up with potential MILF brahs, shes keen to meet up next week and come over..what she doesn't know is she has also been sweet talking my mate on tinder, who I also live with.. and has arranged to meet him too, she has no idea we know each other and have been trolling her behind her back basically..what do? mate also asked if shes met many guys off tinder, says she hasn't so you're lucky.. (lying sloot gon sloot)

[Grips]

Am I doing it right?

[Anthony.b]

Girl likes my moment of shirtless gym selfie. Messages me first later in the day to come over. Ask her to provide a spoon pic but she said she was lazy so send me this.


Misc, wat do. First tinder meet..

I asked her what she wants to do and she said "watch a movie or something. I just wanna cuddle"

She basically said she wants to gargle on your cum, but in a non-slutty way.

edit: NVM, saw they trolled.

[Daniel B]

long time lurker first time poster.

Im using bluestacks on my pc, ive got a fb profile with more than 50 friends, and tinder is still requiring phone number verification. What am i doing wrong?

I'm having that problem too. I don't know and since it would be my second account I can't use my phone number.

[TellitAgain]

just had a 3 hour conversation with 8.5/10 chick who was cheeky as hell! no pics or or cool stories for you guys but we are meeting up tuesday and i'm brimming with positivity and just wanted to vent. i love you all misc and hope you have a 10/10 day.

[Ravishing_Rick]

Am I doing it right?


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she cute
might be slightly chubby tho

[TheYxz]

Long time lurker here looking to contribute for all the laughs you guys have given me.
Have a **** ton to share, but I'll just post a few for now, embed plz.
i. imgur .com/ztKyMhT
i. imgur. com/q1Evk1V
Apologies about quality of second pic, was using bluestacks to spoof to nyc and quality is ****.
Oh and pic of sloot after i banged her last week through tinder
i. imgur. com/SVUSfnI.jpg
Game has gone up thanks to you guys, will contribute much more when i can.

[Armani2G0]

Thats messed up

did you ask for spoon pics before going

Yeah but she said she was too lazy to get up and sent the other one. Was suspicious but then I saw the snap and started thinking with mah dik. Now looking at it, it clearly looks like she on a car seat

[Logan3265]

Which miscer is this? Where are you Ian?

[bootyoverbrains]

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Had to crop out the head.. sorry brahs. Will post more when I smash this weekend.

[YaTrue]

^ dam mirin. but pretty sure you meant to say 'i need to change that' and not 'i need to change to that'

[bootyoverbrains]

^ dam mirin. but pretty sure you meant to say 'i need to change that' and not 'i need to change to that'

dude I just noticed that now haha I make so many Grammer errors you wouldn't believe. Autocorrect on the s5 is chit

[gerzv]

what do you / others think of these two basketball pics.

Fellow bball brah here. Pix look good. Beautiful chocolate man