The entire truth about any one of us, would shock the rest of us

[Womble619]

Thats a deep saying mane...

So go, tell misc some dark truths that would shock everyone. No judgements shall be made or secrets past on ITT.


I'll start:

I jizzed in my own mouth once.

I pissed my gf's bed after a night out,we both were hammered, woke up, slowly moved gf's sleeping body on to piss patch, went back to sleep, told her it was not big deal when she almost cried from humilation in the morning.

I pee in the sink if I have a boner.. too difficult to aim when erect and sitting down to pee... aint nobody got time for that sht.

When I was like 7 I fingered my cousin

I only showered once a week for like 80% of my life

Tried to fuk a warmed up apple pie, but was too hot and didnt feel great.. apple pie wasnt too badly messed up so I ate half and put the rest in the fridge.. think my nan and grandad ate the other half

[AcetylCoA]

hmm... will try out apple pie thing. thanks OP

[7Friez]

bro you've done some weird fukin chit

[ThunderMonkeyy]

I jerked off under a blanket once on a family roadtrip. I was sitting in the middle seat

[Charterworth]

I jerked off under a blanket once on a family roadtrip. I was sitting in the middle seat

I jerked off in a tent during family camping trip while my family was asleep in same tent. I jerked off in my friends wife's soy milk because I hated her.

[thehotspitta]

im fukin married victoria secert angels

[VALANCE]

1) In reality i'm bisexual but just tell people I'm gay so their simple minds can understand

2) I Misc

[Massthetics4u]

das it mane

[Electryon]

So deep brah.

[Womble619]

I jerked off in my friends wife's soy milk because I hated her.

By the beard of Zeus!

[SwackJackD]

first time i jizzed i was traumatized. starting fapping before i can jizz, so one faithful day when i was home alone i popped in my dad's "Asian street hookers" porno and when i felt myself climaxing i didn't expect any jizz to come out so it went all over my parents blanket and i tried spraying chit on there to remove it and i thought i did but then i overheard them whispering on how i jizzed all over their blanket. FAWK.

whenever my female cousins would sleepover i would be literally sleep fapping and they would always bring that chit up the next day.

my guy cousins would be like you have a big ass cawk and the girl cuzos would be like with their fingers saying how small it is.

I used to be a voyeur fapper as a teen, i used to fap 10x a day and i lost count on how many family members caught me. I was pretty shameless now not so much...

[VALANCE]

I think its insane how horny males are.

There has to be a way out... there has to be

[Lolzords]

One time I drank way to much jaiger passed out in my friends girlfriends bed, threw up in her bed and on the floor then walked downstairs and fell asleep on the couch. The next morning was slightly awkward becaues they both ended up sleeping in it.

[Serb21]

I jizzed in my own mouth once.

I pissed my gf's bed after a night out,we both were hammered, woke up, slowly moved gf's sleeping body on to piss patch, went back to sleep, told her it was not big deal when she almost cried from humilation in the morning.

[Invictus]

Thats a deep saying mane...

So go, tell misc some dark truths that would shock everyone. No judgements shall be made or secrets past on ITT.


I'll start:

I jizzed in my own mouth once.

I pissed my gf's bed after a night out,we both were hammered, woke up, slowly moved gf's sleeping body on to piss patch, went back to sleep, told her it was not big deal when she almost cried from humilation in the morning.

I pee in the sink if I have a boner.. too difficult to aim when erect and sitting down to pee... aint nobody got time for that sht.

When I was like 7 I fingered my cousin

I only showered once a week for like 80% of my life

Tried to fuk a warmed up apple pie, but was too hot and didnt feel great.. apple pie wasnt too badly messed up so I ate half and put the rest in the fridge.. think my nan and grandad ate the other half

this isn't shocking at all to me, but i'm not in denial.

[CeBKa]

Thats a deep saying mane...


I jizzed in my own mouth once.

wtf man

[Omnivium]

Welp, no one's gonna beat op, but here goes.

-As a kid I taped a toothpick to my little sister's chair sticking up so she would sit on it(she didn't and I got in trouble lmao)
-Fapped in several rooms of the house
-21 year old kissless virgin(pretty standard for misc tho)
-No one has seen me shirtless in like 6 years because I have a weird acne patch on my chest(can't really see it in avi and honestly it isn't that bad)
-Every single time I touched a boob was an accident
-As a kid I used to daydream about some scenario where me and a hot girl would get trapped on an island together and there is no one else there so she would have to fuk me (because that's the only way I would be able to get any )
-I pretty much made getting a gf my priority(except school) for the past year and haven't even come close to getting one(although I've learned a lot and feel like I can do it now)

[Nicklol]

lol

[GainsMane]

have naturally pretty teeth and always have neglected them now its starting to show already fixing it.

[Blakliffy]

Welp, no one's gonna beat op, but here goes.


-I pretty much made getting a gf my priority(except school) for the past year and haven't even come close to getting one(although I've learned a lot and feel like I can do it now)

Never EVER make that your priority as a male.

EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Holmbrah]

afraid of posting ITT incase someone i know decides to google my username

[Womble619]

afraid of posting ITT incase someone i know decides to google my username

wont happen, ur safe brah, let it out. Tell us what you did with your own faeces and jizz

[Omnivium]

Never EVER make that your priority as a male.

EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Why not? I don't want to be a sloot and I'm lonely

[JD805]

I'll start:

I jizzed in my own mouth once.

I pissed my gf's bed after a night out,we both were hammered, woke up, slowly moved gf's sleeping body on to piss patch, went back to sleep, told her it was not big deal when she almost cried from humilation in the morning.

I pee in the sink if I have a boner.. too difficult to aim when erect and sitting down to pee... aint nobody got time for that sht.

When I was like 7 I fingered my cousin

I only showered once a week for like 80% of my life

Tried to fuk a warmed up apple pie, but was too hot and didnt feel great.. apple pie wasnt too badly messed up so I ate half and put the rest in the fridge.. think my nan and grandad ate the other half

[Raxx]

No one will truly post their secrets. We've all been there and done some weird fuked up chit. It's sketchy to look in the eyes of my friends and know they've done some weird chit too. Fuk this

[GainsMane]

-pace back and forth listening to music zoning out and thinking about god knows what anytime im alone in the house(this **** makes cardio easy though)

-in high school i used to skip class smoke weed, sleep in class, got in trouble in general is cause of social anxiety

-also was too scared to ask teacher for help on work, so got Ds and Cs

[Charterworth]

When I was a teenager I used to jakk of to this fantasy in which my Father would divorce my Mother and he would get remarried. We would move in with the stepmom and very hot stepsister. Because there was no room in the new house me and my stepsister would have to share a room and we would end up fukking.

[Nickdude13]

I kissed a cat on the lips when I was 5

[Charterworth]

When I was around 5 I developed this habit of pissing anywhere but the toilet. I pissed in my closet for like a year. My Dad finally caught me pissing in the garage and put an end to it.

[Womble619]

I kissed a cat on the lips when I was 5

and by cat you mean your sister, and by lips you meant azz hole