RANT: Google Maps said turn left?

[GeneralSerpant]

Hah! It started drizzling on my way to the store, on the way back it was ever so sprinkling, turning into more wet weather. Gradually it rained more and more on my way back and I figured I'll get a flood warning or something.. Come 6:15, and who rings in on my cell-phone? First flash-flood warning I've seen since I got back.

Got the new Apex Twin album on my earbuds.

Even if this doesn't catch me I'm listening to it at least three times. Gotta give it a chance.

Sounds kind of forced. I would just put it in your car or something, or play it while you work.

[Final_Rep]

Ended up listening to Take Your Mama by the Scissor Sisters
... like ten times.

Fuark I love that track.

[GeneralSerpant]

Momma said knock you out.

[GeneralSerpant]

This is second attempt. First one was without heating the pan first.

[chazzy1864]

Was going through a random link where they cut objects in half. This is a hockey helmet on the left and football helmet on the right:

[GeneralSerpant]

I saw a Toyota commercial that claimed that the safety innovations they put in some part of their car was implemented into high-school football helmets.

[Dominik]

"Old Faithful" workout.

I'll bet the schlub who typed that up doesn't even lift.

Lulz @ the idea "muscles adapting" is a bad thing.

You want them to adapt.

When they do you increase the load.

More weight, reps, sets, workouts and shorter rest times.

Rinse. Repeat.

[Dominik]

This is second attempt. First one was without heating the pan first.

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I just made one myself. Pepperoni and mozzarella.

Found some nice thin bases made in Italy that taste pretty good unlike the local stuff that has the consistency of soggy cardboard.

The key to getting decent results without a proper pizza oven is using a pizza stone. Leave it in the oven on maximum heat for at least half an hour so it heats up and makes your base crisp by distributing heat evenly and drawing out moisture.

[GeneralSerpant]

I'll bet the schlub who typed that up doesn't even lift.

Lulz @ the idea "muscles adapting" is a bad thing.

You want them to adapt.

When they do you increase the load.

More weight, reps, sets, workouts and shorter rest times.

Rinse. Repeat.

Noticed a typo with bur instead of but.

It also said that "implementing your workout into your routine is good...," when it was referring to cardio.

I just made one myself. Pepperoni and mozzarella.

Found some nice thin bases made in Italy that taste pretty good unlike the local stuff that has the consistency of soggy cardboard.

The key to getting decent results without a proper pizza oven is using a pizza stone. Leave it in the oven on maximum heat for at least half an hour so it heats up and makes your base crisp by distributing heat evenly and drawing out moisture.

I also used low-moisture mozzarella, which seemed to make a difference. Not going to lie, I used pre-made dough and store-bought pizza sauce. I wasn't going to make dough for the first time while I just started trying to make pizza for the first time also.

I thoroughly enjoyed it.

[im2manly]

Slow thread is slow. I imagine this is what it is like when I get banned.

[PapaBurgandy]

Slow thread is slow. I imagine this is what it is like when I get banned.

Imagine if GS were banned.

[im2manly]

Imagine if GS were banned.

I would like to not imagine such a world.

[PapaBurgandy]

1590 of 7516 posts....imagine it.









IMAGINE IT

[Miketoc]

You're not the boss of me. I'll imagine and not imagine whatever I please!

[PapaBurgandy]

You're not the boss of me. I'll imagine and not imagine whatever I please!

Excuse tha **** outa me.....sheesh, just trying to open minds up in here.

[Lencho]

I would like to not imagine such a world.

This is where out paths diverge, old friend.

[im2manly]

This is where out paths diverge, old friend.

Oh please, you are just saying that because he asked you a creepy question about your childrens' play set

[Final_Rep]

kvk, you glorious winged &%^@#$%, what are you listening to today? I'm looking for new tunes.

[darinaldi]

Imagine if GS were banned.

[im2manly]

So since this is our first home, I have never had to maintain a lawn before. As a result, portions of the backyard are just dirt and dead grass. Probably from cutting the lawn too short and not watering enough.

So i need some halp/advice on what to do. I assume first I must rake up all the leaves, then I must seed, then add top soil, and then like water everyday (i think i an only allowed to water on even days)? Do i have to add food? If I seed now, and have people over in 2 weeks for an Oktoberfest party will that mess up the lawn/seeding? Can I let my dogs out in the lawn after seeding? What are the best brands? Thanks !

[therorschach]

I would feed the grass some steak.

[Final_Rep]

So since this is our first home, I have never had to maintain a lawn before. As a result, portions of the backyard are just dirt and dead grass. Probably from cutting the lawn too short and not watering enough.

So i need some halp/advice on what to do. I assume first I must rake up all the leaves, then I must seed, then add top soil, and then like water everyday (i think i an only allowed to water on even days)? Do i have to add food? If I seed now, and have people over in 2 weeks for an Oktoberfest party will that mess up the lawn/seeding? Can I let my dogs out in the lawn after seeding? What are the best brands? Thanks !

I despise lawn work. Considering just hiring out to take care of: dog poop, lawn mowing, seeding/lawn care, watering, etc.

I have way more important things to do than spend my time on grass.

[im2manly]

I despise lawn work. Considering just hiring out to take care of: dog poop, lawn mowing, seeding/lawn care, watering, etc.

I have way more important things to do than spend my time on grass.

We were about to hire a landscaper but with the expense of daycare and w/e the fuk is up with my car that is no longer an option.

[kvk1]

kvk, you glorious winged &%^@#$%, what are you listening to today? I'm looking for new tunes.

[Hishiad]

Seeding this time of season is a bad idea. This time of year you need to feed the lawn with some sort of fertilizer and seed it in spring after the last freeze. Drop straw and water liberally soaking the straw...repeat watering (if no rain) about 2-3 days later. Only water like this about 4 times long enough to give the seed time to take off.


For seed, fescue is likely your best bet. It does well in cold areas has a low need for water and grows well with partial shade. Kentucky Blue Grass also would be a good choice with its resistance to disease and how well it does in cold weather, but requires more water.

[kvk1]

You should always seed to a 1.0 ratio.

Sharing is caring.

[PapaBurgandy]

So since this is our first home, I have never had to maintain a lawn before. As a result, portions of the backyard are just dirt and dead grass. Probably from cutting the lawn too short and not watering enough.

So i need some halp/advice on what to do. I assume first I must rake up all the leaves, then I must seed, then add top soil, and then like water everyday (i think i an only allowed to water on even days)? Do i have to add food? If I seed now, and have people over in 2 weeks for an Oktoberfest party will that mess up the lawn/seeding? Can I let my dogs out in the lawn after seeding? What are the best brands? Thanks !

Till seed fertilize......wait til spring.



I put Scott's turf builder on mine and it looked fantastic

[im2manly]

Seeding this time of season is a bad idea. This time of year you need to feed the lawn with some sort of fertilizer and seed it in spring after the last freeze. Drop straw and water liberally soaking the straw...repeat watering (if no rain) about 2-3 days later. Only water like this about 4 times long enough to give the seed time to take off.


For seed, fescue is likely your best bet. It does well in cold areas has a low need for water and grows well with partial shade. Kentucky Blue Grass also would be a good choice with its resistance to disease and how well it does in cold weather, but requires more water.

I see. The Scott's guy on the radio promised me fall was the best time to seed. Do get a good fertilizer and wait to seed till April/May? If I do this would it be a bad idea to have my dogs in the backyard or people there for Oktoberfest?

[kvk1]

You guys really like Scott's seed huh?

[Final_Rep]

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[video=youtube_share;dioz3L3ihRo]http://youtu.be/dioz3L3ihRo[video]

[video=youtube_share;M7QSkI6My1g]http://youtu.be/M7QSkI6My1g[video]

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Thx, will check out in a bit!

For seed, fescue is likely your best bet. It does well in cold areas has a low need for water and grows well with partial shade. Kentucky Blue Grass also would be a good choice with its resistance to disease and how well it does in cold weather, but requires more water.

I prefer a hybrid. A cross of, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.