RANT: Google Maps said turn left?

[Orlando1234977]

Still, I srsly thought you were no older than 32-33.

SRS

I would have guessed ~35. He definitely seems older than me, but I wouldn't have gone close to 40.

This.

Congrats. Having a supportive and loving lifetime companion is pretty much the key to having a great life. And the towels get washed more often.

[Dominik]

O, enlighten us, how did you make it to 40 without the ol' ball and chain?

[Dominik]

[PeterGibbons316]

Frank Caliendo is brilliant.

[Orlando1234977]

O, enlighten us, how did you make it to 40 without the ol' ball and chain?

I could give some cool answers but the most honest & direct is I spent my 20's partying and 30's building my practice.
Also lived with a few girls. Quite a few 'close calls' with no goalies, but was probably bluffs to get a reaction.

Frank Caliendo is brilliant.

I think I told you before, Franky used to come on a rock staion in mke in the mornings in the late 90's before he was famous, and tore it up. He did a lot of local impressions, packers, politicians etc. Only good thing about that boring ass cubicle job.

[ZoranM]

building my practice.

You a den'ist?

If no, what are you?

[Dominik]

Frank Caliendo is brilliant.

My favorite was Gruden vs. Gruden.

[7Seconds]

lol I need to get married.

I'd never wash a towel if my wife weren't around. Sometimes, my wife will come up to me with one of my gym towels.

HER: You need to wash this.

ME: Why?

HER: Smell it.

ME: I don't smell anything.

HER: Can't you smell the mildew? There's mildew all over this thing!

ME: Really? I don't smell anything. You need to stop smelling things so carefully.

HER: (walks away in disgust)

It wasn't that bad.

'close calls'

The worst day of my life was at 17 when I thought my girlfriend was pregnant. She wasn't, we broke up, went off to college and 18 years later we were married and had our first kid. Life could have been much different.


+++ Bogeyed 3 of the last 4 holes to shoot 73 but still won Orlando type money. Two baseball games and then a nice bottle of whiskey awaits.

[PeterGibbons316]

so good

[Orlando1234977]

You a den'ist?

If no, what are you?

Broker.

My favorite was Gruden vs. Gruden.

Makes you wish you had a twin.

but still won Orlando type money.

sent from the manly wedding resort club

[7Seconds]

$50 a hole, $100 if you win with a birdie. Won $500. Ok maybe not Orlando money but more than I usually play for.

[GREENFEATHER]

Penis and vajayjay.

[Lencho]

Penis and vajayjay.

Who is... Jamie Lee Curtis?

[therorschach]

Is it you?

[darinaldi]

And to think that someone just a few hours ago made the second-worst decision of her life by deciding to marry Assto Mouthly, Esq.

[7Seconds]

Travel baseball parents are cray-cray.

I just watched a parent/coach drop a bunch of F bombs and get pretty personal with a 20 year old ump. Got thrown out. Came back in after the game and physically threatened both the 20 year old kid and the other 60 year old ump working the game, all over a runner interference call in a U12 baseball game.

[therorschach]

you a baseball?

[theshoupguy]

you a baseball?

Being a baseball, living the dream.

[kvk1]

Came back in after the game and physically threatened both the 20 year old kid and the other 60 year old ump working the game, all over a runner interference call in a U12 baseball game.

So?

That guy can't stand up for himself?

I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA.

[chazzy1864]

Travel baseball parents are cray-cray.

I just watched a parent/coach drop a bunch of F bombs and get pretty personal with a 20 year old ump. Got thrown out. Came back in after the game and physically threatened both the 20 year old kid and the other 60 year old ump working the game, all over a runner interference call in a U12 baseball game.

[Farley1324]

Dammit Chaz, I was going to be all over that

[GeneralSerpant]

you a baseball?

He was talking about the coach.

Congrats, dude.

The ratio of single ranter to family ranter is tipping quickly.

noticed.

[7Seconds]

So?

That guy can't stand up for himself?

I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA.

Oh, I know. 1933 Berlin all over again.

[Lencho]

Negs from 1941-1945



DR3KK0R!

[Orlando1234977]

So?

That guy can't stand up for himself?

I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA.

lol awesome.

[youtube]hDoGqZUHVEI[youtube]

Dammit Chaz, I was going to be all over that

umm, actually I think kvk wanted us to visualize the referenced vid, rather than view, to add a spice to the flavor of the joke.

Though it is kvk, so I could be wrong.

[GeneralSerpant]

umm, actually I think kvk wanted us to visualize the referenced vid, rather than view, to add a spice to the flavor of the joke.

Though it is kvk, so I could be wrong.

Kvk done used that vid plenty. He did beat Chazzy to the punch too.

[GREENFEATHER]

FEDEX can eat a bag of dicks!!!!

[chazzy1864]

Dammit Chaz, I was going to be all over that

8 minutes too slow.

Negs from 1941-1945



DR3KK0R!

umm, actually I think kvk wanted us to visualize the referenced vid, rather than view, to add a spice to the flavor of the joke.

Kvk done used that vid plenty. He did beat Chazzy to the punch too.

I was merely augmenting his post with the visual aid.

[kvk1]

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[Orlando1234977]

I was merely augmenting his post with the visual aid.

I that case you win, since I did watch it.

Say Farley, what's the decision on draft pick trading? Inside of four weeks. Who wants my #1?