How to bang old highschool teacher?

[Malfa]

This teacher used to flirt with me all the time during class, joke was that I was banging the teacher back then. I was way too much of a puss to actually make that happen if those were even her intentions (slight chance obviously)

Question is, what's a good way to reconnect with her to fulfill my fantasy once and for all? I still have her email address and I want to send her a harmless email to start the conversation.

She has dat ass and seemed like she would be crazy(good) in bed, no pics online anywhere but if I get any I will share them


Also, any stories of people reconnecting with their teachers and banging them?



A few more details:

I guess I never gave any details about this..

Anyway.. I was always a decent student but not incredible or anything. Anyway my grade in her class NEVER dropped below 103% (only one above 100) the entire semester of class. The joke in that class was that I was banging the teacher because she would flirt with me all class in front of everyone and worshiped my work/projects even though it was very mediocre lol.

Then at the end of the year she nominated me as ________ Student of the year for that subject.

I swear on me mum m8 she wanted the D back then.. but I was too young and naive

edit: 1st email post #27
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...post1246265673

[superleeds92]

send her dink pics

[lornemalvo]

1) say you just randomly stumbled across her email in your contacts, and decided to see what's up
2) after small talk, mention you used to have a crush, gauge reaction
3) ????
4) profit

[Tito8907]

why not OP, u got nothing to lose right


just email her, saying hello, be real coy and subtle and if shes down to play ball she will show it

[xHiroko]

pic of teacher?

[Malfa]

1) say you just randomly stumbled across her email in your contacts, and decided to see what's up
2) after small talk, mention you used to have a crush, gauge reaction
3) ????
4) profit

That's essentially the gameplan just a bit more refined haha. I'm thinking of sending the email Monday morning just to make it less weird. Will post entire conversation if misc helps

why not OP, u got nothing to lose right

Exactly, it has always been a dream of mine. It's worth a shot, she really loved me back then haha.

[chorus]

send her black jesus stradle copy paste.

[ImDangerous]

skip the small talk and go straight for the dick pic

or just "happen to run into her somewhere" AKA - stalk the chit out of her

[lornemalvo]

That's essentially the gameplan just a bit more refined haha. I'm thinking of sending the email Monday morning just to make it less weird. Will post entire conversation if misc helps


Exactly, it has always been a dream of mine. It's worth a shot, she really loved me back then haha.

You should probably just find her on ******** and message her through it. If it's her school email, she knows others could potentially access it, so she'd have to keep it professional. Also, less creepy than emailing somebody out of the blue.

[Malfa]

You should probably just find her on ******** and message her through it. If it's her school email, she knows others could potentially access it, so she'd have to keep it professional. Also, less creepy than emailing somebody out of the blue.

I looked! Nothing to be found.

That's why I want to keep it very casual and have an excuse to get her personal email/number and then escalate. Although I doubt she could get in trouble about it at this point.

[yuppers12]

This teacher used to flirt with me all the time during class, joke was that I was banging the teacher back then. I was way too much of a puss to actually make that happen if those were even her intentions (slight chance obviously)

Question is, what's a good way to reconnect with her to fulfill my fantasy once and for all? I still have her email address and I want to send her a harmless email to start the conversation.

She has dat ass and seemed like she would be crazy(good) in bed, no pics online anywhere but if I get any I will share them


Also, any stories of people reconnecting with their teachers and banging them?

just call black Jesus

[Malfa]

just call black Jesus

I'm not worried about the escalation part.. just this initial message sent to her edu account

[Malfa]

probably has linkedin profile?

nothing that I can find, she is MIA from all internet

[ibs23]

Ask her you need a letter of recommendation??

Go talk to her in person. Send her an email saying you need a letter of recommendation and if you could meet up to discuss it.

WIN WIN

[Fang2]

Is she single or married OP?

[Malfa]

Is she single or married OP?

I would assume single. She was last I heard of her atleast.

She's a nerdy teacher but so hnnnnnggggg

I was thinking of waiting until Monday, but I wonder if I'm overthinking it and should just send something now

[ibs23]

I was thinking of waiting until Monday, but I wonder if I'm overthinking it and should just send something now

Read post #15 - Best way, it's also not creepy and random. Seems harmless...

[Fang2]

I would assume single. She was last I heard of her atleast.

She's a nerdy science teacher but so hnnnnnggggg

I was thinking of waiting until Monday, but I wonder if I'm overthinking it and should just send something now

Do it man, smashing hot female professors has always been a fantasy of mine as well, but most of my sexy female professors are married....

[lebowski951]

send something now. no point drawing it out and if she's interested you can initiate contact right away. skip the chit chat nomsayin

[Reguvin]

pics arent loading for me op

[aauguzt]

Got nothing to say but

[Tarck]

******** was pretty much invented for this purpose. Is she on there? How long ago did you graduate, OP?

EDIT: Post #15 is pretty legit as long as you have the skills to sell it.

[Oko93]

See if you can find her middle name, that's what my sisters do. Firstname Middlename, most teachers leave out last name of fear of being detectived.

[Malfa]

See if you can find her middle name, that's what my sisters do. Firstname Middlename, most teachers leave out last name of fear of being detectived.

I think that would be the ultimate creepy **** if she was hiding like that and I found her and messaged her
I'll stick to the edu email.


Just need a short simple email to send and then we're off misc

[mike.hunt]

Dis gon be good

[Malfa]

[nin-com-poop]

PM the school name to me. I'll take care of da bizness for you.

[Fang2]

Good luck, is she a tall or short girl woman?

[Mj-drewfan32]

In on possibly epic thread.

[Malfa]

Good luck, is she a tall or short girl woman?

2 or 3 inches shorter than me I believe

End well this will not..

Nothing to lose, either way haters gonna hate when I get her number