Tinder Thread Part VI: A new Hope

[vst145]

Where did I go wrong brahs? She stopped replying. Was it too boring?
FA so my text game is poor.
http://imgur.com/a/OI1mZ

[JHCL1990]

trying really hard....thats your problem. You're letting these bishes get to you instead of passing their little tests. Be playful and stop being so serious. This isn't a business transaction.

I don't think you understand what I'm dealing with... The first girl said that, then I played her game, then she said it again, and I played her game some more, then she said it again and I was like f*k this kunt. Second girl I just told I wasn't interested as soon as she said it. Total waste of time. If a girl says this to you, you might as well just block her. Reality check, bro. These chicks think they're princesses and you're a court jester.

This sh!t isn't fun. It's WORK. It IS a business transaction. The fun part is the pay-off, which several of us aren't getting. It's like working a hard as fuk and tedious job for free. I already have experience and don't need any more practice. What I need is a girl whose actions match her words.

Lol at this chick saying "come over," then when I ask for her address she takes forever to respond and says, "I'm not as horny now and I'll be even less horny when you get here. What are you doing tomorrow? Would you like to grab drinks" Lmao what?

[OmniKnight]

Where did I go wrong brahs? She stopped replying. Was it too boring?
FA so my text game is poor.
http://imgur.com/a/OI1mZ

Too many questions. Make some bold statements brah

[bullockss]

So i delete tinder and reactivated to get the matches flowing again. after a couple hours got 80 matches in a 10 mile radious. no way id drive further then that for a chick so yeah. anyways only about 5 of them are girls id actually bother chilling with.



Probably the best one i got matched with, she flirted for a bit then got to boring one word responses multiple times so i just stopped lol it seems this is the case alot with young and hot girls. they come on flirty then it fizzles out. tho id say shes only about an 8, nothing too special

Girl #2 i matched a couple days ago she was saying how hot i was flirted with her a bit got her # and this is how far our text exchange has got:





It seems girls actually talk more on tinder, then they do via text. Atleast the younger one. Plenty of my hot girl friends tell me they barely even text anymore (instagram, twitter, tumblr addicts)

Girl #3 is the chick who was down to goto a movie, but i tried to get her to come str8 over n she didnt want to after already saying she would for like 3 days and planning everything out. pissed me off so i just said **** it lol (chick on left)



Girl #4 is 9/10 dime piece. perfect ghetto booty with thin body and works out. so hot but lives an hour away. however we literally text 24/7 and she wants to come see me so we'll see (ive heard things like this many times)



I have a girl #5 that asked ME out for dinner two weeks ago, said we'd make plans this week but is now ignoring. This seems to happen alot also lol Shes too hot and im too depressed bout her to post rofl

And last but not least, my avatar uncensored (i will take it down soon so dont quote)



P.S. Here's a double set of hot jugs i saw while tindering lol



cliffs

- hot bitches suck and will most likely flop

EDIT: also forgot to mention i matched a chick who lives literally around the corner. lives on the street that i live off of. could be good and bad. tinder cock blocked me tho she messaged me back and on my iphone i never got it but then on bluestacks i saw it im like wtf? still never came thru on my iphone and bitch is prolly in bed now

[miscingout]

I don't think you understand what I'm dealing with... The first girl said that, then I played her game, then she said it again, and I played her game some more, then she said it again and I was like f*k this kunt. Second girl I just told I wasn't interested as soon as she said it. Total waste of time. If a girl says this to you, you might as well just block her. Reality check, bro. These chicks think they're princesses and you're a court jester.

This sh!t isn't fun. It's WORK. It IS a business transaction. The fun part is the pay-off, which several of us aren't getting. It's like working a hard as fuk and tedious job for free. I already have experience and don't need any more practice. What I need is a girl whose actions match her words.

Lol at this chick saying "come over," then when I ask for her address she takes forever to respond and says, "I'm not as horny now and I'll be even less horny when you get here. What are you doing tomorrow? Would you like to grab drinks" Lmao what?

I'm from your area and have no problem...don't play their game, don't let them get to you, don't be too pushy...the way to go about it is being fun, cheeky and make sure you standout. Don't push for sex or digits. That will come later. Focus on creating a fun, playful convo so they know you're normal and have a personality. Don't let a previous failed conversation affect the next one.

[bmk6]

I don't think you understand what I'm dealing with... The first girl said that, then I played her game, then she said it again, and I played her game some more, then she said it again and I was like f*k this kunt. Second girl I just told I wasn't interested as soon as she said it. Total waste of time. If a girl says this to you, you might as well just block her. Reality check, bro. These chicks think they're princesses and you're a court jester.

This sh!t isn't fun. It's WORK. It IS a business transaction. The fun part is the pay-off, which several of us aren't getting. It's like working a hard as fuk and tedious job for free. I already have experience and don't need any more practice. What I need is a girl whose actions match her words.

Lol at this chick saying "come over," then when I ask for her address she takes forever to respond and says, "I'm not as horny now and I'll be even less horny when you get here. What are you doing tomorrow? Would you like to grab drinks" Lmao what?

If you come across to chicks anything like you come across in your messages on here I can see why you aren't getting laid on tinder. You sound like you're mad at the world because these chicks aren't dropping their panties for you instantly without you using any solid game on them.

Plenty of guys on here are having great results myself included. Stop blaming the chicks you're talking to and figure out a way to not make the same mistakes you're already making.

[NyamiNyami]

Keep the original setup but take off the last picture of you in bed. That first shirtless pic is a winner. Face is looking good and body's looking even better, keep it. Don't make that suit pic your main.



UK girls are the easiest. After spoofing a bit, no other place has had girls that opened me that much (lots of dirty openers too) and have been so fast to let nudes fly. UK dudes don't realize how easy they have it. Australia has better quality though.

Not a single match with the suit/face pic, though will wait till I drive into town as I have swiped/plundered the local area with the shirtless pic, Will be good to see what this change makes.
Guess il be spoofing back to London soon

[miscingout]

Where did I go wrong brahs? She stopped replying. Was it too boring?
FA so my text game is poor.
http://imgur.com/a/OI1mZ

wasn't terrible, but you were too agreeable.

"I was thinking ringpops but your idea is better."

Don't say that - suggest a better idea.

"A sign that I'm far away" - She's being cheeky. This is your turn to be cheeky right back and prove that you can go toe to toe with her. Instead, you agree with her and the rest of the conversation is without any sexual undertone aka excitement. To her, you seem like a guy that would crumble into whatever she wants - not a guy that's going to take control and show her a good time.

[LaxinAround]

Das not it mane, hate condoms

[adm1986]

so hold me brahs. i am falling for my tinderella. hung out fri and she actually hit me up sat and yesterday and today. grabbed my hand walking and then later my dink during the movie. dem feels of wanting to shoot my firemen all over her face but cant because i would date here. such is the life.

[JHCL1990]

I'm from your area and have no problem...don't play their game, don't let them get to you, don't be too pushy...the way to go about it is being fun, cheeky and make sure you standout. Don't push for sex or digits. That will come later. Focus on creating a fun, playful convo so they know you're normal and have a personality. Don't let a previous failed conversation affect the next one.

Where do you live?

[awwchit]

been talking to this girl who is far as fuark-- 90 miles. have no idea how we matched. we hit it off instantly tho

now sure where to take this now. she's catching on that im losing interest

idk brahs my replies are getting few and far between.

[saligia]

OK, I officially feel sorry for some of you gents. I know of a whopping 2 gals who use this app (or at least admit to it). One of them apparently sets up plans to meet guys and then never shows up. Repeatedly. She did this to 5 different people last night. I can semi-understand those of you spoofing and using it for your own source of personal entertainment, but I have yet to see any blatantly acknowledge this level of asshattery (although I'm sure it exists).

G'luck, one & all.

[con5tant]

This made me laugh harder than it probably should have

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[ACEthetics]

Update on my post from page 156 (I got banned for that post actually). I'd delete it but I can't edit it for some reason.

Anyways, after that night she was hitting me up nonstop for days constantly texting me saying she wished I was hanging out with her or she wished she was in my bed rather than alone in hers or whatever. Monday after I was officially no longer contagious we hung out, then went out that night to a bar, she was all holding my hand or all up against me constantly kissing me in public and **** (as if we were in a relationship or something), then back to my place. Did just about everything except smash (dat blue ball). Woke up the next morning and she seemed fine and said she'd hit me up later. Randomly ran into her in Waikiki later that day when she was with her friends and again she said she'd hit me up later. Texted a bit that night and then she went to bed.

Tuesday she did not contact me at all or answer texts (I told her I wanted to take her out to a nice dinner, which she already agreed to when I threw it out there saturday, but this was actually like trying to set it up). Wednesday she didn't respond either until that night she said she was sorry, wasn't responding because she was busy, they were doing stuff from sun up to sun down and that they had all their dinners planned out for the rest of their vacation so she wasn't going to be able to go out with me. I texted her and was like "so you don't want to hangout at all the rest of while you're here?" and she didn't respond so I asked her if something was wrong and she said "I'm on vacation and leave soon and don't have much time to spend with other people because I came here to spend time with my friends".

I don't know how she went from being obsessed with me to saying that. That is clearly her "dumping" me, because if she wanted to she definitely could have found time or at least come over at night like she was before. I don't know what went wrong, whether it was something I did or if her friends didn't like me and told her to stop, or what. Feels bad either way. She was actually not like most girls and really cool. And cute as **** in a sexy way.

As retarded as the concept of "FA" is, I honestly think that's gonna be how I end up brahs. I mean she would have left either way but she dumped me a week before she left, so that's what bothers me.

[saligia]

Das not it mane, hate condoms

Although I admit condoms do indeed suck balls, they're better than the alternatives.

[con5tant]

Girl #4 is 9/10 dime piece. perfect ghetto booty with thin body and works out. so hot but lives an hour away. however we literally text 24/7 and she wants to come see me so we'll see (ive heard things like this many times)

Got daym, more pics of this girl?

[yoyohomieg5432]

anyone else have a problem where there pics wont load to their profile?

[KingCorleone]

Das not it mane, hate condoms

pics

so hold me brahs. i am falling for my tinderella. hung out fri and she actually hit me up sat and yesterday and today. grabbed my hand walking and then later my dink during the movie. dem feels of wanting to shoot my firemen all over her face but cant because i would date here. such is the life.

pics

[KingCorleone]

anyone else have a problem where there pics wont load to their profile?

yeah this has been happening a lot recently and now tinder cant find anyone around me lol apps been chit lately mate

[Judge_Joe_Brown]

lol'd, found on reddit:



Which one of you was this

[JawnSnow]

This made me laugh harder than it probably should have

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lmao
you on that 10k/day time cuz?
embedded for you brah

[playsintrafficc]

fuk, im starting to think this one took the opener seriously. wut do?

[HomerJThompson]

Update on my post from page 156 (I got banned for that post actually). I'd delete it but I can't edit it for some reason.

Anyways, after that night she was hitting me up nonstop for days constantly texting me saying she wished I was hanging out with her or she wished she was in my bed rather than alone in hers or whatever. Monday after I was officially no longer contagious we hung out, then went out that night to a bar, she was all holding my hand or all up against me constantly kissing me in public and **** (as if we were in a relationship or something), then back to my place. Did just about everything except smash (dat blue ball).

You should have smashed, she probably lost respect for you since you didn't push hard enough.

[saligia]

That is just awful. Why? Did they give you any reason as to why?

And also is anyone's Tinder not working? Mine is down.

BTW if anyone is interested, read about Tinder's cofounders. Pretty cool dudes who are on that CEO/10k a day deal. Hopefully that's where I'll be when I'm their age

She basically described tinder as "useless but entertaining." The other chick I know also stated that it was great entertainment but I know she's met up w/ a few.

The aforementioned wench indicated that she'd agree to meet at some random spot to hook-up in the next 30 minutes and then literally sit at home and continue eating or whatever it is she was doing previously. Told her that was f*ckin evil & brutal to boot, but I don't completely buy into her "entertainment" rationale.

I know her last several relationships ended badly, with one of those being within the last month, so I suspect she's simply out to f*ck w/ those evil guys who have done her wrong--because we know that you're all the same. I know that I can be cynical but damn! I'm not quite that cold-hearted yet.

[bmk6]

Which one of you was this

Hahaha, you can't use misc lines and have no game to back them up. It's like giving a monkey a loaded pistol.

[bmk6]

fuk, im starting to think this one took the opener seriously. wut do?

She's just dishing the sarcasm back at you. Make up some of your own sarcastic comments back as a list of demands.

[bmk6]

She basically described tinder as "useless but entertaining." The other chick I know also stated that it was great entertainment but I know she's met up w/ a few.

The aforementioned wench indicated that she'd agree to meet at some random spot to hook-up in the next 30 minutes and then literally sit at home and continue eating or whatever it is she was doing previously. Told her that was f*ckin evil & brutal to boot, but I don't completely buy into her "entertainment" rationale.

I know her last several relationships ended badly, with one of those being within the last month, so I suspect she's simply out to f*ck w/ those evil guys who have done her wrong--because we know that you're all the same. I know that I can be cynical but damn! I'm not quite that cold-hearted yet.

Give me her tinder. I'm going to invite her to an expensive dinner and ask her what her favorite kind of chocolates and roses are and not show.

[saligia]

Give me her tinder. I'm going to invite her to an expensive dinner and ask her what her favorite kind of chocolates and roses are and not show.

<chuckle> Unless you're massive, black, & from Africa (& searching for those "BBWs"), you'd never run across that one.

[2423]

Is there a new autoliker mine won't work