bachelorette party. will my gf get da pipe? (pics)

[suprabum]

does anyone on the misc actually have a good looking gf?

Lol, well you certainly dont. Dont blame sloots either blame the peasant swimmer/easter egg that came together to form your quasimodo lookin' azz

[FitnessBlue]

bachelor/bachelorette parties are stupid as fuk. i don't understand the point of them. if you want to have a night out to enjoy your last days as a "single", you should have done all that before getting into a relationship.

white people problems

Hey! I resemble that remark...

[zinkhan99]

I just asked my chick what goes on in batchelorette parties. Good luck Opie.




You will need it.

Shoot it. what happens ?

[MadReview]

How many times have you unleashed your baby gravvy onto her face OP?












srs

[YuckyCMAN]

Mirin gf, cute af GJDM. She won't cheat brah relax.

[LordBroski]

Hey! I resemble that remark...

Haha. Well you won't have those problems since you don't wife up sloots. I'm sure if your fiance had a penis party she'd be out the door lulz

[FitnessBlue]

Haha. Well you won't have those problems since you don't wife up sloots. I'm sure if your fiance had a penis party she'd be out the door lulz

Faster than a female miscer can swallow a load!!!

[KnockoutXX]

OP, I have (unfortunately) had a lot of experience with these.



A lot of the time its a group of girls who go to a club and act like total ****s to everyone



Many times they have "challenges" like: get a guys pair of boxers, take a body shot, get up on stage, etc. etc.


It's more often attention whoring than actual whoring. At a club in miami I had a group of them hound me to strip for them while they took pictures. Besides that and taking group shots and trying to milk free drinks from guys, that group didn't do any real "cheating."


A lot of the worries you might have are overblown I think. If your girl gets sloppy drunk you might have issues though.


The general vibe is animosity toward bachelorette parties. They are annoying to both guys and girls. Annoying to guys because they act like princesses and shriek like harpies to get men to do what they want (just say No if its not fun for you), annoying to girls because they tend to act like total bitches

[Croatbrah]

u tying the knot god?

[yuppers12]

not gonna lie OP, she looks like the type of girls who loves the Bee Bee Sees

[drmmrRT]

If you have to ask then yea she'll be getting her a hole gapped

[momo5]

They don't just party, at this place they go to town. They hire african warriors, cut like diamonds, hung like african elephants. they wear dandy bow ties, and cock sock underwear. What you think gonna happen son?

[LordBroski]

They don't just party, at this place they go to town. They hire african warriors, cut like diamonds, hung like african elephants. they wear dandy bow ties, and cock sock underwear. What you think gonna happen son?

in b4 OP is locked up in the corner with a chastity belt on while his wife gets pillaged

[leoslayer1]

Update OP?

[zinkhan99]

Update OP?

Tom Cruise that you?

She just danced by herself, they got to the club around 1 AM because they had to take care of one girl who blacked out, danced for 3 hours and left. Nothing special.

Picked her up today, ate pizza and clapped them cheekz.

[bilaba70]

You can answer this question, as you know her. If you trust her you should have nothing to worry about brah.

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[BrawnySwoleman]

"Of course she will, because I saw it in porn."---Every miscer.

[puppet_master]

Tom Cruise that you?

She just danced by herself, they got to the club around 1 AM because they had to take care of one girl who blacked out, danced for 3 hours and left. Nothing special.

Picked her up today, ate pizza and clapped them cheekz.

What really happened

[whysodirty]

prolly will get the eifeltower bro

[plsmire]

Whenever I see women in parties with dink shaped straws and blowups, I just think "trashy" hoes. Stay classy sloots.

[infornofap]

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youre such a delusional ******* OP. the girl is out of your league, and wtf is 5'7 and your look. she knows it and so do all her friends, and thats all what matters. shes using for something idc and you know it but pathetic as fuk. what kind of kunt even bothers with a serious LTR under 25, let alone marriage 23/24, a pathetic clinging loser desperate for left overs.

the fact youve even bothered havin the idea run in your head that shes going to her ass smacked till shes sore and pink shows its not going to end 'well' for you. this is misc, i wouldnt even bothered giving you this advice because youre one of the degenerate desperate clingers i wouldnt acknowledge in real life, but ive had some nonrelated to this informative stuff ive learned from here so im helping you out in return.

any man can smash any girl, married, engaged, divorced, boyfriend whatever the fuk status or label you want put on it, it will never matter and because youre a delusional gullible ******* in denial youre going to have a hard time

for now tell her, make sure you have fun sweetcheeks, then go out that night with 1-2 bros to pull some tail on leash. dont go through with smashing but itl show she's easily replacable and youre not the desperate ******* you come off across as, even tho we both know you are, and a loser.

[LordBroski]

Whenever I see women in parties with dink shaped straws and blowups, I just think "trashy" hoes. Stay classy sloots.

Agreed. Typical run of the mill average sluts. Nothing special to see here.

[zinkhan99]

youre such a delusional ******* OP. the girl is out of your league, and wtf is 5'7 and your look. she knows it and so do all her friends, and thats all what matters. shes using for something idc and you know it but pathetic as fuk. what kind of kunt even bothers with a serious LTR under 25, let alone marriage 23/24, a pathetic clinging loser desperate for left overs.

the fact youve even bothered havin the idea run in your head that shes going to her ass smacked till shes sore and pink shows its not going to end 'well' for you. this is misc, i wouldnt even bothered giving you this advice because youre one of the degenerate desperate clingers i wouldnt acknowledge in real life, but ive had some nonrelated to this informative stuff ive learned from here so im helping you out in return.

any man can smash any girl, married, engaged, divorced, boyfriend whatever the fuk status or label you want put on it, it will never matter and because youre a delusional gullible ******* in denial youre going to have a hard time

for now tell her, make sure you have fun sweetcheeks, then go out that night with 1-2 bros to pull some tail on leash. dont go through with smashing but itl show she's easily replacable and youre not the desperate ******* you come off across as, even tho we both know you are, and a loser.

misc at its finest. not really sure if srs or not, if yes then you have issues lol. the thread wasn't even serious, I know where I stand, but it's always entertaining to see what misc thinks. If I took misc seriously I would be one of the many FA's here fapping to tranny porn on the weekends

Agreed. Typical run of the mill average sluts. Nothing special to see here.

They stuffed their mouths with little dicks while pre-gaming at the brides house. I don't really see what's wrong with that, I picture it more of being afraid to pull the real dick so they have fun within their limits as opposed to sluts getting the real D.

[beepec]

This is stupid af but for some reason just looking at her face tells me she will cheat on you at some stage guaranteed.

[Aalexbrah]

[artDDP]

The general vibe is animosity toward bachelorette parties. They are annoying to both guys and girls. Annoying to guys because they act like princesses and shriek like harpies to get men to do what they want (just say No if its not fun for you), annoying to girls because they tend to act like total bitches

I was at this dive in Citrus Heights near here and a bachelorette party came in. I was talking to people and stopped and asked, "Who's getting married?"

Some complete c*nt turned around and scoffed, "Not you!" and turned her back to me.

On the other hand, ten years ago some friends and I commissioned a limo in San Francisco and wound up sharing it with a bachelorette party. We stopped at a liquor store and bought a bunch of booze but my friends were too *******ty to proceed and we all wound up with blue balls.

[kyx4n]

OP I wish you the best.

but from a reddit thread, http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comment...r_amaa/cez06s9

"Every bachelorette party I have done I've been touched by the bride to be. All but two have blown me and I've ****ed all but 4." - bandzamakemednce

[cookiefiend]

lol worst place to ask this.

If your girl can be trusted probably not. If she has a history of red flags, pepper your angus.

Also if your girlfriend tries hard to fit in pepper your angus. Bachelorettes parties are a bunch of sloots getting with guys (not the bride tho). If the bride is an attention seeker she might follow.

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[australiasbrain]

Tom Cruise that you?

She just danced by herself, they got to the club around 1 AM because they had to take care of one girl who blacked out, danced for 3 hours and left. Nothing special.

Picked her up today, ate pizza and clapped them cheekz.

...Is what she told you.
How was the gape on that pun pun.

[Chinpokomon]

I can tell from that one pic that she will one day cheat on you if she hasn't already. However, it most likely wont be at the party.