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05-01-2014, 10:23 AM #211
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05-01-2014, 10:23 AM #212
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05-01-2014, 10:26 AM #213
I was a bouncer for 2 years
Never again.
BRB getting bottled from some jackass
BRB never getting paid properly
BRB sleep schedule of peace
BRB poor pay
BRB bar industry is greasy as fuk
BRB sometimes getting into extreme situations like kicking out a group of gang members
I did have fun though. Banged a hot bartender, had a really good relationship with my fellow doormen, still friends to this day
definitely a temp thing though***Canadian Crew***
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05-01-2014, 10:31 AM #214
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05-01-2014, 10:37 AM #215
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05-01-2014, 10:41 AM #216
So last night me n the crew r scanning the club, we run securtity on every door in town, ran the old pussies outta town, aint seem em since. had the usuial drunk assed preppy f@gs from the local college, simple choke hold, knee, punch and they are down then we throw them into a dumpster ion the alleyway, one night we puyt 8 guys in it at once, squashed em in like tuna in a can.
im working the door, crowds are lovin it, seeing me, im a damn celebrity oin this town, im like "chill the **** out" but these guys are shoving n **** trying to get a glipse of my strong assed self especially since im rockin a fine italian suit, really shows off my frame,m
Peoiple r texting each other n ****, soon musta been 1000 outside the club taking pictures begging to get in, guys start shoving some girlsz and the crews like "**** this" and jump in, start nailing people uypside the head, i break out the bats we keep behind the door, cracking skulls all over the ****ing place. women love this ****, im top dog and they cant get enough of me whoopin ass,, im givin them a glimpse of my strong ass face inbetween swings of the blood soaked bat, its like a damn photo shoot.
next thing i know some pussy draws a gun, little T makes a grab and gets hit, good thing the crew wear vests, i dont, i aint got time for that pussy ****, so i go for the guy with a "son, somebody about to get their **** messed up" look on my face i see a flash but dont feel **** since im jacked up with adrenaline, i tackle this guy and the crew goes to work on his skull while i kick his gun down a drain. crowds gone ****ing wild,
Crew locks down the club and calls a doc, girls r all over me crying n ****, im like "i aint got time to bleed" and sip some $1000 champage with a **** eating grin opn my face, when the docs turn up they couldnt believe their ****ing eyes, turns out my jacked up muscle fibras stopped that 9 in its tracks, like organic body armor or some ****, a normal pussied ass guy wouldnt hit the bricks and died, a bullet aint sah1t to 220lbs of coiuled up fibras, you dont gotta be a scientist to knopw that.
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05-01-2014, 10:50 AM #217
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05-01-2014, 11:19 AM #218
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05-01-2014, 11:24 AM #219
Lol I don't even go to clubs anymore. It's been years. Nothing but dumb ass sluts, guidos, PUA a-holes, and a bunch of mindless goons awkwardly jumping around and buying overpriced drinks. There is nothing exciting about clubbing at all.
I only went with girls I was dating at the time because going out for dinner and drinks = getting laid. But now, fuk that too.
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05-01-2014, 11:31 AM #220
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05-01-2014, 11:34 AM #221
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05-01-2014, 11:53 AM #222
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05-01-2014, 11:56 AM #223
The pay is complete chit though and those seedy clubs can get quite dangerous. I think most dudes go into bouncing for the image of looking like a tough guy, or because they were too herp-a-derp to get into the police department so they boss around people at a club instead. You also get an endless supply of dirty pussy.
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05-01-2014, 11:57 AM #224
lol'd
can imagine OP sober in a club among drunk ass people shaking his head at them week in week out"By criticizing, we do not make lasting changes and often incur resentment."
"The resentment that criticism engenders can demoralize employees, family members and friends, and still not correct the situation that has been condemned."
"Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain – and most fools do."
-Dale Carnegie
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05-02-2014, 01:12 AM #225
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05-04-2014, 05:37 AM #226
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05-04-2014, 05:42 AM #227
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05-04-2014, 05:48 AM #228
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05-04-2014, 05:55 AM #229
You're not alone man.
Our youth now love luxury. They have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for their elders and love chatter in place of exercise; they no longer rise when elders enter the room; they contradict their parents, chatter before company; gobble up their food and tyrannize their teachers.
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05-04-2014, 05:59 AM #230
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LOL OP I can relate a 100% to what you are saying. Every action is so shallow. But than again, it depends from club to club, if it's like a pop electronic music club no wonder that you think all those kunts are stupid.
Not even once will I go to a club that has the potential of even playing the #SELFIE song. Those clubs have 0 experimental music lovers, all they do in that club is try to pick a root and drink alcohol and play stupid mainstream EDM. Go be a bouncer somewhere else OP, more in a club of experimental music lovers, where people might take psychedelic drugs instead of lame alcohol, you will recognize the intellectual diffrence immediatly.Last edited by ArseneFox; 05-04-2014 at 06:08 AM.
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05-04-2014, 06:05 AM #231
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05-04-2014, 06:07 AM #232
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05-04-2014, 06:19 AM #233
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05-04-2014, 06:49 AM #236
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05-04-2014, 07:20 AM #237
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Used to be a bouncer crew
Killed my early 20's
Plus side is the experience got me into the mining industry
Brb sitting for 12 hours miscing, watching movies, getting paid good bank
Go home, go to old venues, drink for free and look at the poor souls on the door thinking they ain't gonna make it
We're all gonna make itI am part of a Degenerate Elite.
Everyone grows up being told the same thing. Be nice to other people. But beat out the competition! "You're special." "Believe in yourself and you will succeed." But it's obvious from the start that only a few can succeed...
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05-04-2014, 07:30 AM #238
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05-04-2014, 09:20 AM #240
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