Got a "love letter" from FWB yesterday, brahs. Wut do?

[brbacquiring]

If she's reading this then goodbye sweet princess, lamo. Will keep anonymous - sorry, virgins.
She knows I come on BB.com, showed her thread of pics once to 'mire male bodies.

> Girl cold approached me a couple of years ago, I shot down.
> Saw her at gym last summer, hngggg, bang tidy bodies, everybody 'mirin her.
> Went and said hello again, she was still keen.
> Started doing some sports and hobbies together, mostly with other people as well.
> Avoided phucking her because valued her as training partner more.

> Has abs, has dat ass, legit athlete, better delts than me.
Spoon pic:


> http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...post1201218961
> http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...post1215412331

> Last year (long before I touched her) I heard that she lives/lived with her "boyfriend". We never mention this guy, don't talk about any of that stuff.
> Presume she still lives with him but don't know/care about that situation too much. Negs from virgins, come at me.

> Phucked her about four times max, went limp on all of them, last few weeks I said I can't smash at all because my dick is completely broken.
> I am impotent and let me tell you, being impotent is actually a great thing.

> Only see her once or twice a week, usually not alone, never do coupley stuff together (days out etc.)
> Seemed like a straight FWB situation, no hint that she was a crazy.

> Last night find this left outside my door:
English isn't her first language, plz no hate.









wut do?

[MasterpieceMesias]

[ItzcoolBrah]

You are defective in bed but she still feels that way? Interesting no hate bro

[Deathcore]

thats sweet of her.

[davekingz]

Mirin' how people still write and send hand-written letters.

[brbacquiring]

You are defective in bed but she still feels that way? Interesting no hate bro

m8, I swer, failing to get hard for a chick is the ultimate neg. It drives them wild with desire since they don't get the gratification of being able to turn you on and become obsessed with it, like y they not good enough y?

[Spoonhands]

fuk, she's already covered the telling her you're gay route

[envisu]

Mirin' how people still write and send hand-written letters.

this. makes her seem like legit wife material.

[Fang2]

If she cheated on her boyfriend with you, then when you get in a relationship her, I see no reason why she won't do it the same to you but with another guy.

[wifestealer]

fuk, she's already covered the telling her you're gay route

rofl she sounds awesome.

what kind of bish wants a limp dick fukker?

you ceo 10k/day OP?

[Smithers115]

stop watching porn and get some viagra bro...

[NoNonsenseBrah]

where the fuk is her pic

[654st346]

no. shes a sloot and cheated, why would you want her as a gf? just keep smashing this bish

[brbacquiring]

this. makes her seem like legit wife material.

Yea tbh she's pretty nice, bakes me cakes 'n chit (delivered some with the letter). Randomly cleans my kitchen when she comes over. But I know better than to wife anyone.

If she cheated on her boyfriend with you, then when you get in a relationship her, I see no reason why she won't do it the same to you but with another guy.

Anyone can and will, most already have. I wouldn't "get in a relationship" with anyone, anyway. Keep all bishes at arm's length crew.

rofl she sounds awesome.

what kind of bish wants a limp dick fukker?

you ceo 10k/day OP?

No job, no car, no friends, srsly got nothing going for me at all.

stop watching porn and get some viagra bro...

No porn anyway, V doesn't work well for me.

[Fang2]

Why can't you stay hard when you fuk her OP?

[brbacquiring]

Why can't you stay hard when you fuk her OP?

[Awarebrahhh]

m8, I swer, failing to get hard for a chick is the ultimate neg. It drives them wild with desire since they don't get the gratification of being able to turn you on and become obsessed with it, like y they not good enough y?

So being gay is the way to a woman's heart?

[cklol]

Lol @ human female.

[Mimic3]

that looks like a males writing to me....female writing is far more neater and blocky and usually in a larger font

[Beaverbrah]

>phucked 4 times
>FWB


Choose one

I mean really, you cant even get ur cawk up when trying to smash but still you call it fwb?
On the whole relationship thingy this is a no-brainer. Wife the **** out of this gurl brah

[brbacquiring]

>phucked 4 times
>FWB


Choose one

I mean really, you cant even get ur cawk up when trying to smash but still you call it fwb?

Well we're friends, and we occasionally **** and probably will **** again when my dick works better (it comes and goes).

On the whole relationship thingy this is a no-brainer. Wife the **** out of this gurl brah

Because of some fleeting, temporary obsession she feels towards me, that will fade within about a week?

[adamlee9]

Limp penor every time?

Get that chit checked brah. If she as tidy as you specify, das not it mane.

[srom12]

that looks like a males writing to me....female writing is far more neater and blocky and usually in a larger font

no it doesnt female writing always has that rounded look to the words and letters like the L's she wrote and some of the other letters

[rb1413]

Lol'd at the last line about you being gay that was hilarious. maybe she's paranoid cause of your limp penor

inb4 nofap

good luck opie, IMO just do what you want

[NoNonsenseBrah]

You need to go on a 90 day NoFap/NoPorn
Start doing kegel exercises daily (reverse kegels too)
Zinc 30mg/day
Up your fats
Up your vitamin E
More cardio

You shouldnt be getting a limp dick unless you are not attracted to this bish.

[Synble]

no it doesnt female writing always has that rounded look to the words and letters like the L's she wrote and some of the other letters

lmao, alright bro

[brbacquiring]

We handwriting experts now. Are you guys SURE it was written by a girl? I dunno lol

[locombia]

Time to get them blue pills and i dont mean no dbol

[urchat]

why is dink broken ? srs

[AlphaQUp4This]

Pics of chick pls.