UPDATE on the ANNE GUS Saga, (thanks for the support) (long)

[AryanofValhalla]

right…….

Haha she's kind of anti-feminist herself so

[Acal83]

Aryan,
I dont know if you have seen "Misery" but you should... because Allison Jones is going to take you hostage man. Shes wayyy too obsessed with you.

[WebDevBrah]

This is nothing short of amazing, stay motivated my friend, i want to see more from Anne gus

[AryanofValhalla]

Aryan,
I dont know if you have seen "Misery" but you should... because Allison Jones is going to take you hostage man. Shes wayyy too obsessed with you.

Haha that woman, she's insane

[AryanofValhalla]

Will there ever be a story about Iwan Sumfuk?

never say never brah

[WebDevBrah]

I should make a legit blog site for Anne Gus, hopefully thoughtcatalog and other sources/people would follow it if you kept it quality trolly, and that would be a way to blast out your articles to all of them simply by updating your blog.

[AryanofValhalla]

I should make a legit blog site for Anne Gus, hopefully thoughtcatalog and other sources/people would follow it if you kept it quality trolly, and that would be a way to blast out your articles to all of them simply by updating your blog.

I already got a blog brah

[AryanofValhalla]

Anne Gus should travel through Europe with the goal of f*cking a guy in every country like a true liberated woman.

She can come to Canada too if you want brah

[brahdude]

When are you releasing tipping article?

[AryanofValhalla]

When are you releasing tipping article?

Will do soon on my blog hopefully

[xevolution]

[AryanofValhalla]

This is nothing short of amazing, stay motivated my friend, i want to see more from Anne gus

Thanks brah, means a lot (nohomo)

[AryanofValhalla]

did he died?

[adamsz]

Ann Gus did you write this? http://www.bustle.com/articles/22048...d-blacking-out

plz confirm

[ThisIsTheMatrix]

what if they gonna find out u arent a female but a male whos trolling the whole fukin time?!

[winterbulk]

Oh man I'm dying at the articles lol, also loving all the comments. So many russled jimmies.

[WebDevBrah]

in for tipping article

[Mimic3]

what i dont understand is how you have so much knowledge/understanding of feminism at age 19 to be able to write up a satire list that could gather so much attention....

i just dont get it

[AryanofValhalla]

Ann Gus did you write this? http://www.bustle.com/articles/22048...d-blacking-out

plz confirm

I'm afraid thats not my work. Oh god.

Edit: he used the word sloot, definately one of our own

[wake_me]

Will do soon on my blog hopefully

Can you post it on the Bodybuilders against tipping fb page. Combining the two best current troll jobs going.....

[AryanofValhalla]

what i dont understand is how you have so much knowledge/understanding of feminism at age 19 to be able to write up a satire list that could gather so much attention....

i just dont get it

Stranger things have happened my good man

[AryanofValhalla]

Can you post it on the Bodybuilders against tipping fb page. Combining the two best current troll jobs going.....

I just need to make sure I understand tipping culture fully, any pointers?

[wake_me]

I just need to make sure I understand tipping culture fully, any pointers?

In a lot of States tippers are only paid $2.13 an hour. If the tips they receive don't cover the difference to minimum wage, their employer has to pay the difference as per federal law.(http://www.dol.gov/elaws/faq/esa/flsa/002.htm)

Servers feel an entitlement to a tip, regardless of service. The vast majority have said if you don't tip and they see you again they will spit in your food and tell others too as well. Not one server on that page spoke out against people doing so.

Most likely servers would rather be tipped than paid minimum wage because they can make much more in tips and under report it to tax man so they keep the general public under threat that their food will be tampered with and shame non-tippers at every opportunity, even though it is optional.

They expect like 20%, regardless if the meal was $500. They try and tell people food prices will go up considerably if they don't get tipped, which is BS because there are chain restaurants in different states where in one servers are paid min. wage and others where they are given the $2.13 plus tips/or flat min wage if tips don't cover. In these two identical restaurants meal prices are the same. Markup on food and drinks is ridiculous. A $20 steak isn't going to all of a sudden cost $40.

Also, they think too highly of what they do. They want people to think it is the most difficult job and demands skilled individuals. I can't imagine most people want to give money away they don't have to. I understand having a server that just blows you away and you want to tip them, but there is such an entitlement culture. They will say "if you can't tip you can't afford to eat out" etc. It really is extortion under threat of meals being tampered with imo to get more than the minimum wage they are entitled to.

[AryanofValhalla]

In a lot of States tippers are only paid $2.13 an hour. If the tips they receive don't cover the difference to minimum wage, their employer has to pay the difference as per federal law.(http://www.dol.gov/elaws/faq/esa/flsa/002.htm)

Servers feel an entitlement to a tip, regardless of service. The vast majority have said if you don't tip and they see you again they will spit in your food and tell others too as well. Not one server on that page spoke out against people doing so.

Most likely servers would rather be tipped than paid minimum wage because they can make much more in tips and under report it to tax man so they keep the general public under threat that their food will be tampered with and shame non-tippers at every opportunity, even though it is optional.

They expect like 20%, regardless if the meal was $500. They try and tell people food prices will go up considerably if they don't get tipped, which is BS because there are chain restaurants in different states where in one servers are paid min. wage and others where they are given the $2.13 plus tips/or flat min wage if tips don't cover. In these two identical restaurants meal prices are the same. Markup on food and drinks is ridiculous. A $20 steak isn't going to all of a sudden cost $40.

Also, they think too highly of what they do. They want people to think it is the most difficult job and demands skilled individuals. I can't imagine most people want to give money away they don't have to. I understand having a server that just blows you away and you want to tip them, but there is such an entitlement culture. They will say "if you can't tip you can't afford to eat out" etc. It really is extortion under threat of meals being tampered with imo to get more than the minimum wage they are entitled to.

thanks brah, repped,

so what will ruslte more jimmies, Anne siding with the servers, saying that their work is incredibly hard and deserving of big tips from greedy men, or against them, saying that servers are bowing down to the patriarchy, whoring themselves out for tips?

[wake_me]

thanks brah, repped,

so what will ruslte more jimmies, Anne siding with the servers, saying that their work is incredibly hard and deserving of big tips from greedy men, or against them, saying that servers are bowing down to the patriarchy, whoring themselves out for tips?

I'd say trust your judgement, you know your character. However, imo Anne siding with the servers and making points that she thinks shows how hard their job is/why they deserve tips, when they are actually subtle and or not so subtle points against tipping/how hard the job is would be good.

[AryanofValhalla]

I'd say trust your judgement, you know your character. However, imo Anne siding with the servers and making points that she thinks shows how hard their job is/why they deserve tips, when they are actually subtle and or not so subtle points against tipping/how hard the job is would be good.

Yeah I was thinking along those lines too, thx brah

and strong join date

[wake_me]

Yeah I was thinking along those lines too, thx brah

and strong join date

np. looking forward to the article

[Tabris]

Been laughing since the first thread. Surprised it took off as much as it did and that as many people believed it as they have. The best satire is that which has a genuinely realistic basis and can't be distinguished from the genuine article.

GJDM.

[LurkoLantern]

So it seems like you write for both pleasure and profession. That's basically the keys to a happy life right there, when you do what you love.



I have a sneaking suspicion Anne Gus will be back. When you get hit with some nugget of inspiration, it will be tough as hell to turn away from it. Anyways, good luck bro

[FFX]

Good job OP. I clicked on your original thread when it first popped up and read the article. It was hilarious at the amount of jimmy's being rustled but I didn't read any additional articles, as I too got rustled by the women that actually agreed with your article.

I wish you all the best in the future bro. Since I now know that your cover has been blown, I'll keep an eye out to read anything else you put out.