Misc. Med Thread Vol. 2 redeux

[Austere]

The boards approach, and so my studying begins. It shall not end until STEP 1. I shall take no wife, bang no bish (not that this was happening anyways), and father no children. I shall play no computer games and gain no MMR (in LoL). I shall live and die by Pathoma. For I am the man who reads First Aid (over and over). I am the guy who has done thousands upon thousands of QBank questions. I am the bottom quartile student that shall now gain ascendance over his heretofore unchallenged enemies. I am the avatar of Goljan himself. I pledge my life to straight up raping the USMLE, for this day and all the days to come.

[Flapjacko]

The boards approach, and so my studying begins. It shall not end until STEP 1. I shall take no wife, bang no bish (not that this was happening anyways), and father no children. I shall play no computer games and gain no MMR (in LoL). I shall live and die by Pathoma. For I am the kid who reads First Aid (over and over). I am the bottom quartile student that shall have his vindication. I am the avatar of Goljan himself. I pledge my life to straight up raping the USMLE, for this day and all the days to come.

Shut the **** up.

[Austere]

Shut the **** up.

U mad bruh

[SwiftRick]

Just subscribed to this thread mens.

Will be starting med school Fall 2015.

Is it too early to start studying for Step 1 I'm gonna gun the chit out of med school srs. Gunners gunna gun

[anonymous]

Just subscribed to this thread mens.

Will be starting med school Fall 2015.

Is it too early to start studying for Step 1 I'm gonna gun the chit out of med school srs. Gunners gunna gun

So, you're gonna start first year in fall of 2015.

Meaning you're gonna write the Step earliest... let's say.... spring of 2017?

It is currently winter of 2014.

Bruh............. C'mon. Don't do that to yourself.

[Flapjacko]

You should have been studying for the Step while you were studying for the MCAT.

[ViktorFrankl]

Just subscribed to this thread mens.

Will be starting med school Fall 2015.

Is it too early to start studying for Step 1 I'm gonna gun the chit out of med school srs. Gunners gunna gun

I would step on you in the boxing ring m8

[Fernizzle]

The boards approach, and so my studying begins. It shall not end until STEP 1. I shall take no wife, bang no bish (not that this was happening anyways), and father no children. I shall play no computer games and gain no MMR (in LoL). I shall live and die by Pathoma. For I am the man who reads First Aid (over and over). I am the guy who has done thousands upon thousands of QBank questions. I am the bottom quartile student that shall now gain ascendance over his heretofore unchallenged enemies. I am the avatar of Goljan himself. I pledge my life to straight up raping the USMLE, for this day and all the days to come.

medicine is a cool ass career. but many if not most of you med brahs are weird as fuk. chill out. it's a big test on sht you've already learned.

merry christmas!

[F23]

medicine is a cool ass career. but many if not most of you med brahs are weird as fuk. chill out. it's a big test on sht you've already learned.

merry christmas!

Biggest understatement of 2014 right here, srs.

[Fernizzle]

Biggest understatement of 2014 right here, srs.

lulz. easy for me to downplay it from where i sit.

cheers brah

[dekg1400]

brahs isn't this wrong? this was in one of our lecs and i've been racking my brains but I'm so sure it's wrong.

I thought the optic chiasm was like the right gets the right temporal and left nasal and left gets left temporal and right nasal i.e the temporals stay on the same side and nasals cross over.

So wouldn't a cut as shown in the pic cause only the nasal sides to be cut and so the temporal vision should remain intact no? So why's the pic at the top right showing the nasal sides intact...

Edit: had to delete the ****ing pic cause i remember our prof said it was copyright lmao

[ViktorFrankl]

nasal fibers carry temporal vision

[dekg1400]

nasal fibers carry temporal vision

FUAAAAAAAAAAARK that one sentence made it all click

i ****ing get it now

i love you brah <3

[anonymous]

FUAAAAAAAAAAARK that one sentence made it all click

i ****ing get it now

i love you brah <3

Das it mane. We all gonna make it.

[medhead]

awfukbye

medhead dont be mad bb

[zonee2k]

Merry christmas to all of you med *******s. Hope you guys and girls had a blast.

Luv ju 5ever.

[Flapjacko]

another lonely morning spent masturbating

[SwiftRick]

So, you're gonna start first year in fall of 2015.

Meaning you're gonna write the Step earliest... let's say.... spring of 2017?

It is currently winter of 2014.

Bruh............. C'mon. Don't do that to yourself.

Besides work and getting yucky with the boys, I may as well. I work 3 12s M - W. Then I have 4 days of free time. Lets face it doe, I'll probably open the book and think wtf is all dis chit

I would step on you in the boxing ring m8

I have my special over right hand for you manmore

another lonely morning spent masturbating

Is this common amongst med students?

[dxw]

^^ Don't kid yourself, brah

Anything you do this far out is going to be low yield and without direction anyways

If you really want to be that guy, then get on some clinical projects or shadow some docs. But lettuce be real tea, you should just be relaxing and enjoying life

[MakeABanana]

Is this common amongst med students?

lol yeah

Even among residents, fellows, and attendings. Some more than others. Why do you think F23 chose radiology?

[swimmd99]

lol yeah

Even among residents, fellows, and attendings. Some more than others. Why do you think F23 chose radiology?

True story.....f23 has bottle of hand lotion at desk.....I can confirm

[grahhl]

True story.....f23 has bottle of hand lotion at desk.....I can confirm

fuarrrkkk, why even go to med school when you're still stucking fapping QDS at the end of it?

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...p?t=165700671& <----LMAO

[ViktorFrankl]

fuarrrkkk, why even go to med school when you're still stucking fapping QDS at the end of it?

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...p?t=165700671& <----LMAO

lmao, strong

[DcupBrah]

any misc med brahs can give me heads up / advice on surgical prelim years? PM pls ty xo

[dxw]

True story.....f23 has bottle of hand lotion at desk.....I can confirm

You can confirm because you are lotion?

[ViktorFrankl]

any misc med brahs can give me heads up / advice on surgical prelim years? PM pls ty xo

Strong amount of information provided on why you want to do a surgery prelim

[DcupBrah]

Strong amount of information provided on why you want to do a surgery prelim

hahahah sorry

i'm a 4th year med student; applied to anesthesia - both advanced and categorical programs. ended up liking a few advanced programs but i didn't apply to many prelim/ TRI / TY programs so i pretty much will be stuck with picking one up in the scramble. i don't mind doing a surgical prelim year - i think itll prepare me well for residency. i do want an intern year that offers reasonable OR exposure, although apparently i'm asking for a lot. been looking for a list of programs that don't fill in the match but i guess it doesn't exist?

[swimmd99]

You can confirm because you are lotion?

no.....I produce the lotion.....wait WAT

[ViktorFrankl]

no.....I produce the lotion.....wait WAT

U moistrize me ddaddy?

[ViktorFrankl]

hahahah sorry

i'm a 4th year med student; applied to anesthesia - both advanced and categorical programs. ended up liking a few advanced programs but i didn't apply to many prelim/ TRI / TY programs so i pretty much will be stuck with picking one up in the scramble. i don't mind doing a surgical prelim year - i think itll prepare me well for residency. i do want an intern year that offers reasonable OR exposure, although apparently i'm asking for a lot. been looking for a list of programs that don't fill in the match but i guess it doesn't exist?

http://forums.studentdoctor.net/thre...urgery.145596/

SDN has a super active anesthesiology forum, that's just one thread I pulled up quickly on the topic - I'm sure there are many more. I've heard pretty much universally negative things about surgery prelim, but I'd do that and take it in the butt from Shane diesel every night that year before id go unmatched. I'm pretty sure a list of programs participating in soap becomes available after match