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Thread: Misc "alphas" lulz
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04-16-2014, 10:36 AM #1Homey don't play dat.
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Misc "alphas" lulz
I have no idea what I'm doing, I just fkking do it.
If it's hard that just means you need to do it more until it isn't.
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04-16-2014, 11:20 AM #2🇱🇧 Lebanese Jesus 🇱🇧
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Didn't read. But wood go all Marv Alberts on your back.Originally Posted by Hannah82
EDIT: i read it, it defines me for the most part, brb reassessing my life.Last edited by dougefresh93; 04-16-2014 at 11:28 AM.
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04-16-2014, 12:46 PM #3Homey don't play dat.
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Even I do some of them lol. Sup bbyOriginally Posted by dougefresh93
Didn't read. But wood go all Marv Alberts on your back.
EDIT: i read it, it defines me for the most part, brb reassessing my life.
I have no idea what I'm doing, I just fkking do it.
If it's hard that just means you need to do it more until it isn't.
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04-16-2014, 01:47 PM #4Yet a fluffy MarshMallow
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Proud to say that the only one that applies to my husband is the fake tits(and I love them too), but there are no pron star posters in our house.
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04-16-2014, 02:55 PM #5no more fat plox
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I would never associate with a man who does anything on that list.
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04-16-2014, 04:22 PM #6Registered User
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My bf, the miscer, actually doesn't do any of those.. I iz so proud. Me on the other hand...... I've done a couple *sigh* I accept my basicness and promise to do better.
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04-16-2014, 04:40 PM #7Registered User
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Hannah should just post a recent ass pic
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04-16-2014, 04:41 PM #8But I'm not a powerlifter
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Hah, been through 3 cars, never posted any. I live in an 'urban' area so I don't gloat the expensive things I have. Although when I do go out my perscript. glasses are *****, I have gold on as well. I play a humble role in person, although I am overzealous mentally, I'm an arse man, no boobs here. My exes DO NOT exist, unless the girl persist in knowing, I drink twice a month at lounges only, I do take a bunch of gym selfies, although sad to say, I'm top 10 fittest guys at my gym and it's only been 10 months, that should let you know a little about my area, and I wear a black basic v neck to the club....
eh... kinda basicWho even cares?
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04-17-2014, 02:38 AM #9Registered User
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You're comparing yourself to other guys at your gym. You make the list.
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04-17-2014, 02:41 AM #10Huntin a bit of meat
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haha some of them on the list i do but others are just douchey
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04-17-2014, 02:44 AM #11Registered User
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04-17-2014, 04:21 AM #12Registered User
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Damn it looks like im a basic b*tch:
* His butt is on show
* He takes mirror selfies at the gym
* He takes selfies wearing nothing but a towel
* He’s protein-shake crazy
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04-17-2014, 05:02 AM #13🇱🇧 Lebanese Jesus 🇱🇧
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u need to move outta of NJ then.Originally Posted by fihe
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04-17-2014, 05:44 AM #14Banned
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sorry that just read like typical college frat boy stuff to me
any guy who goes to gym
looks in mirror to see if he is growing/changing
takes pics and drinks protein shakes
oh and ALL men name their shlongs
they just might not tell ya
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04-17-2014, 05:51 AM #15🇱🇧 Lebanese Jesus 🇱🇧
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wanna know my guys name?Originally Posted by latebloomingmom
sorry that just read like typical college frat boy stuff to me
any guy who goes to gym
looks in mirror to see if he is growing/changing
takes pics and drinks protein shakes
oh and ALL men name their shlongs
they just might not tell ya
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04-17-2014, 05:53 AM #16Banned
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little Dougie?Originally Posted by dougefresh93
wanna know my guys name?
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04-17-2014, 05:56 AM #17🇱🇧 Lebanese Jesus 🇱🇧
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oOriginally Posted by latebloomingmom
little Dougie?
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04-17-2014, 06:01 AM #18Venison Warrior
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Def hit me in the feels on a couple of those, I know I probably flaunt my butt more than I think but hey jeans are hard to find with big legs!
plus my mom always told me I was a gift from god, and I'm not gonna disagree with momma"There is no one right way, everyone is different"
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04-17-2014, 06:38 AM #19Banned
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hahaha...sorry didnt mean to bruise dat .....egoOriginally Posted by dougefresh93
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Da Big Bopper?
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04-17-2014, 11:03 AM #20I don't know either lol
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I don't do any of those...
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04-17-2014, 11:11 AM #21Homey don't play dat.
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GonzoOriginally Posted by dougefresh93
wanna know my guys name?I have no idea what I'm doing, I just fkking do it.
If it's hard that just means you need to do it more until it isn't.
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04-17-2014, 11:20 AM #22🇱🇧 Lebanese Jesus 🇱🇧
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Originally Posted by latebloomingmom
hahaha...sorry didnt mean to bruise dat .....ego
Da Big Bopper?Originally Posted by Hannah82
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04-17-2014, 11:37 AM #23Banned
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04-17-2014, 05:34 PM #24Master Roshi
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Never even occurred to me at any time to name my penis. Am I doing it wrong?Originally Posted by latebloomingmom
oh and ALL men name their shlongs
they just might not tell ya
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04-18-2014, 06:05 AM #25Registered User
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You're doing it wrong. Do I need to introduce you to Frank?Originally Posted by IronCharles
Never even occurred to me at any time to name my penis. Am I doing it wrong?
Edit: The name came from this meme. 100% serious.
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04-18-2014, 06:30 AM #26Banned
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serious? not even when you were a little guy?Originally Posted by IronCharles
Never even occurred to me at any time to name my penis. Am I doing it wrong?
did ya give it pep talks so that it would grow?
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04-18-2014, 09:31 AM #27Turning Betas into Gammas
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i just named mine "latebloomingiantcock"Originally Posted by latebloomingmom
serious? not even when you were a little guy?
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04-18-2014, 10:30 AM #28Homey don't play dat.
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lmao!Originally Posted by wyomann
I have no idea what I'm doing, I just fkking do it.
If it's hard that just means you need to do it more until it isn't.
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04-18-2014, 10:43 AM #29Banned
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cialis or viagra?Originally Posted by Wyomann
smart azz
ya know what they say...better late then never
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04-18-2014, 10:44 AM #30Registered User
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