Misc, Text This To Your Girl/FWB And Show Pics

[ats94]

Inb4 uncle martin comes and finds you leaving the gym one day and shanks ur azz brah.. stay safe man. Btw this ****ing thread delivers lol

[Alpha Moth]

has martin killed you yet?

[mTOR]

has anyone seen Brandon lately?

Brandon, pls respond

lmao this still gets me


And lolll @ the uncle martin convo. I keep forgetting over half of misc lexicon has either british (newer lingo) or aussie (zyzz era) origins and sounds best with said heavy accent

cheeky kunt

[Turbs]

Oh my Martin plz. In b4 misc is on the news again after Martin kills you.

[vordulmega]

Guise she's coming over to my place in an hour, will report back. She doesn't know yet though I only have a single bed

[Turbs]

Martin: never mind fukkin pls my niece is my niece, it's the only niece i've got

oh my this line keeps making me laugh

[Roninzx00]

Sent text yesterday, met up tonight. Mission accomplished.

[vordulmega]

Sent text yesterday, met up tonight. Mission accomplished.

das it mane

[SydneyJunkie]

anyone not give a ful about this martin ordeal? thread derailment of peace

[jfrey54]

Sent text yesterday, met up tonight. Mission accomplished.

Good job bro. She was all about that ****, fun night ahead

[sallgoodbaby]

in on epic thread

[Jamino]

I'm back in it again. Please guide me black Jesus.

[YIAMSOMEBODY]

I'm back in it again. Please guide me black Jesus.

Tell her, The unexpected is good. I don't want you to expect the same things from me all the time. I want to keep your on your toes....and off them.

[beepec]

Bit late but IN

[Moistasphuk]

black jesus pls respond

[Jamino]

How do I reel this one in?

[YIAMSOMEBODY]

black jesus pls respond

My bad man, didn't mean to overlook it.

You pretty much have the pussy on a platter. She said that hours may be pushing it, but she never said no. You're in there. Tell her, I'll give you the same amount of time you give me. No promises, if your juices are too delicious, I'm gonna have to be down there longer than expected. Lol

[YIAMSOMEBODY]

How do I reel this one in?

I want your attention, your time and your body. I need all three to please you.

[beepec]

You better learn how to break a dog's neck just in case mate

Because if it's a pitbull and it locks it's jaws...

[twiceasnice]

So is Michael dead?

[strengthsthetic]

vurzion u still alive m8?

[AbusiveParents]

vurzion, never forget

martin pls

[uJelli]

4/20/14 - The day Martin pls'd.

R.I.P Michael.

[prime853]

Black jesus help thy brother out

cliffs

- OP meets chick via friends
- OP is 17 bish is 23 srs
- start talking etc, we like each other a lot but one thing stopping her from dating me is age
- she spent Friday and Saturday night with me, slept together (sleep notsexors) just cuddled, felt up tits a little occasionally, don't wanna push it
- play fighting in bed, I ended up between her legs, was gonna go down for the kiss again but didn't wanna push it (****get I know should have)
- we've kissed but nothing more before that
- shes aware that im starting to fall for her

question is, is it too early to send that paragraph to her ?

[ImmaWoya]

oh lawddd thread has gone platinum

inb4
michael stay safe...plz

[Turbs]

please respond michael

[fuzzin1]

RIP michael

[vordulmega]

Guise she's coming over to my place in an hour, will report back. She doesn't know yet though I only have a single bed

Alright brahs, ate and smashed, although none of the text actually ended up playing out. She made me dry hump her for about half an hour first and then I went another half an hour in almost all positions imaginable thanks to the no-feel of condoms.

After that she laid there and got about three calls from her mum asking if she's coming out to Easter dinner, dunno what went down cause she was speaking chinese but I had trouble getting rid of her (I was starving). Ended up eating and smashing a second time and she left by the time about 3 hours had elapsed.

Felt a bit of stage 5 clinger coming on but... thank you, Black Jesus.

[damonzzzz]

Black jesus help thy brother out

cliffs

- OP meets chick via friends
- OP is 17 bish is 23 srs
- start talking etc, we like each other a lot but one thing stopping her from dating me is age
- she spent Friday and Saturday night with me, slept together (sleep notsexors) just cuddled, felt up tits a little occasionally, don't wanna push it
- play fighting in bed, I ended up between her legs, was gonna go down for the kiss again but didn't wanna push it (****get I know should have)
- we've kissed but nothing more before that
- shes aware that im starting to fall for her

question is, is it too early to send that paragraph to her ?

Jesus man she's going to ditch your for NOT doing anything

[Flareon]

Black jesus help thy brother out

cliffs

- OP meets chick via friends
- OP is 17 bish is 23 srs
- start talking etc, we like each other a lot but one thing stopping her from dating me is age
- she spent Friday and Saturday night with me, slept together (sleep notsexors) just cuddled, felt up tits a little occasionally, don't wanna push it
- play fighting in bed, I ended up between her legs, was gonna go down for the kiss again but didn't wanna push it (****get I know should have)
- we've kissed but nothing more before that
- shes aware that im starting to fall for her

question is, is it too early to send that paragraph to her ?

Wholey fuk. If you were between your legs, the only thing you should have done at that point is kiss your way up. Send her pics, its never too early if she likes you.