Misc, Text This To Your Girl/FWB And Show Pics

[-=Zeus=-!]

Bump. Das it mane

[shanezuspan3]

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what do misc?

[shanezuspan3]

bump

[MinisterOfLust]

Anyone please tell the black Messiah we need a Christmas version for this thread.

[Marronis]

Strong bump for the GoAT thread of 2014

[ThatOneBigKid]

Bump to summon Black Jesus. We need a Christmas version for more lawlz

[Mikkolol]

Lmao

[princecharming8]

brb sending to random tinder bitches

[beatyswallocks]

wut do black jesus

[SKintaudi]

In.

Texting this now to the gf. Will update with results.

[SKintaudi]

Will need someone to embed pics when I do get results in.

[SKintaudi]

Pics attached.

Sorry mobile brahs.

[the_Yush]

wut do black jesus

"You don't need to say anything. Come over here in a few hours, I have been think about you all day."

Embedded for you:
"Come over tonight around 9. A bottle of wine and my tongue will be waiting."

[YIAMSOMEBODY]

"You don't need to say anything. Come over here in a few hours, I have been think about you all day."

Go with that. See what she says.

[SKintaudi]

"You don't need to say anything. Come over here in a few hours, I have been think about you all day."


Embedded for you:
"Come over tonight around 9. A bottle of wine and my tongue will be waiting."

I'm out of town until the day after New Year's Day. Otherwise I'd use this.

EDIT: Didn't see the wine part. But when she drinks she gets mad horny. Though her inexperience shows, she'll go on forever trying to learn new stuff.

Second edit: I'm going with that text. Maybe I can get her to come over when i get back in town Friday night.

[the_Yush]

Go with that. See what she says.

Not trying to step on your toes btw BJ. I just get a kick out of this text game shit.

[YIAMSOMEBODY]

Not trying to step on your toes btw BJ. I just get a kick out of this text game shit.

You're good man.....no worries. We're all in this for the booty. You got something to give, send it. It's all love.

[SKintaudi]

I'm getting it in this Friday. Fk yeah.

[YIAMSOMEBODY]

I'm getting it in this Friday. Fk yeah.

We outchea!

[smcampeau]

New years bump, let's keep this going

[Meatwagon42]

let's keep this going

[kneeonbelly]

black jesus needs his own sticky. srs. he's gotten countless guys here laid like he's paid for it

[mailo]

I havent seen her in 6 months, we txt everynow and then, we used to work together and hook up once, we supposed to met for drinks soon, here is convo:

ME (20:24PM): <blackjesus copy pasta>
HER (20:27PM): Have you got the wrong the number what the fcuk!!
HER (05:10AM): I'm game c
ME (11:34AM): When are you free?

no reply for 3 days now
Where to go from here?

[Sinan09400]

Bro why dont you use that copypasta on some sloot and deliver pics first?

[Takeasneeded]

holy **** Shawn,das it

[YIAMSOMEBODY]

Bro why dont you use that copypasta on some sloot and deliver pics first?

You trying to get me cut? Mrs. Jesus'll slice my balls off.

[DeejDarko]

Bump, will do this tomorrow.
Will also send to fellow bros for mild to medium homo lulz

[jjwattt]

I got "lol oh aww"
How do I respond to that

[phuknphen]

long time reader first time poster, In on epic fred, will post results tonight

[idontevennliftt]

dat feel when you haven't reached 50 posts and can't post images...
will deliver soon.jpeg