Misc, Text This To Your Girl/FWB And Show Pics
I'm curious to see how your girl/fwb will react if you text her some nasty sh**. Obviously if you live with your girl, you can't text it to her now, but you can tomorrow. If you have a fukc buddy, a regular fukc buddy, text it and show her response. If you've just talked to her on the phone, don't text it....wait until tomorrow. She's gonna ask why you didn't say anything on the phone. Make it seem random.
Do not omit anything...leave everything exactly how it is.
Reps will be given to those who go far with it. I'm not going to ask for pics of your girl. Others may, but I just want to see the back and forth between you two.
Some friends and I were having a conversation today about sexual chemistry between two people. I honestly couldn't focus on the convo because I had you on my mind. I just had this big grin on my face. I thought about how we click....when you touch me, kiss me....when I do the same to you. I love it. I want to try something if you're game. I want you to fukc my face. Straddle me and just grind on it. I wanna suck your pussy juice and get it all over my face. I'm not gonna touch you, I just wanna use all tongue and let you get as nasty as you want. Then, let me turn you over in doggy and suck your pussy from the back.....slowly. Nibble the clit, let you put a finger in there and feed it to me. Then, after I've eaten my fill, whatever happens next, does. I don't even care about the sex, I just need to taste you.
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04-15-2014, 07:47 PM #1Kobe The GOATBE
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Misc, Text This To Your Girl/FWB And Show Pics
Last edited by YIAMSOMEBODY; 04-15-2014 at 09:29 PM. Reason: Typing too fast, left out a word. Goddamn fingers.
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04-15-2014, 07:49 PM #2
In on this hopefully she replies tonight seeing as how its almost 11pm here
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04-15-2014, 07:51 PM #3A Registered Mesomorph
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thats way to long to be texting
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04-15-2014, 07:51 PM #4Registered User
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what's that like 8 pages of text? sheeeeiiiiitttt
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04-15-2014, 07:51 PM #5Hiding in Honduras
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will deliver
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04-15-2014, 07:52 PM #6Kobe The GOATBE
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Originally Posted by Ravishing_Rick
Richard, don't come at me. It's not too long. That's like 2 text messages.
I'll hook your gabber...."ERMUHGAWD Crew"
"ERMUHGAW LOL...."
"Oh you, ERMUHGAWD!"
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04-15-2014, 07:52 PM #7Sandwich
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I would text that to my FWB except for the fact that I'd actually have to go through with it and that kind of grosses me out.
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04-15-2014, 07:52 PM #8Registered User
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in on a BJ thread
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04-15-2014, 07:53 PM #9Pretty Flacko
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usually the OP starts the thread off with sending the text.....
But in
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04-15-2014, 07:53 PM #10Kobe The GOATBE
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Vagina grosses you out? Son....Originally Posted by CamNCheese
You don't eat pussy?"ERMUHGAWD Crew"
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04-15-2014, 07:56 PM #11( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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that's somebody's daughter...
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04-15-2014, 07:56 PM #12Sandwich
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I actually love eating pussy, but something about her full weight on my face just doesn't "sit" well with me(hehe). May be in for later..we'll see how I feel after the gym. I haven't even text her today so I can't imagine what kind of rush this would give her.Originally Posted by YIAMSOMEBODY
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04-15-2014, 07:56 PM #13Kobe The GOATBE
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Originally Posted by rosky71
Originally Posted by cowboyhaze
Do it man! Just make her horny and sh**. See how far she takes it. Come on, do it....Originally Posted by CamNCheese
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04-15-2014, 07:56 PM #14Registered Horse
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In for results.
tfw no gf thoNeiiighhhh
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04-15-2014, 07:58 PM #15Registered User
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should i text this to ex for lols?
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04-15-2014, 07:59 PM #16A Registered Mesomorph
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negrodamus i can barely type a sentence without autocorrect and or my thumb hitting the wrong letterOriginally Posted by YIAMSOMEBODY
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04-15-2014, 07:59 PM #17Kobe The GOATBE
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Lol, and so, it begins....Originally Posted by sourcecode123
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04-15-2014, 08:00 PM #18Registered User
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Missus would just be like " what? ur weird " then go and change the subject about some chit i can't be ****ed dealing with right now
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04-15-2014, 08:01 PM #19We're all gonna make it
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Brb typin this in t9
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04-15-2014, 08:02 PM #20Message board king
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No problem, except I don't have a smart phone.
Dead srs lolololIt is only when a man comes to terms with his own mortality, can he gain the freedom to appreciate life.
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04-15-2014, 08:02 PM #21eets
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would send soon
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04-15-2014, 08:03 PM #22Kobe The GOATBE
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Sh**, just try it. You never know, she may be in the mood and keep going with it.Originally Posted by TheFlexatorium
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04-15-2014, 08:04 PM #23Banned
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In. Will rep for good replies
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04-15-2014, 08:08 PM #24Registered User
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now we waitOriginally Posted by YIAMSOMEBODY
Lol, and so, it begins....
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04-15-2014, 08:08 PM #25Registered User
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brb spending 5 hours typing that out on my phone
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04-15-2014, 08:08 PM #26Registered User
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ITT op beats off to the thought of other men talking dirty.
Here OP this should help, good luck.
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04-15-2014, 08:10 PM #27Kobe The GOATBE
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Originally Posted by sourcecode123
now we wait
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04-15-2014, 08:11 PM #28BB.com Iron Account
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in.
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04-15-2014, 08:12 PM #29Hymen Buster
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in. will respawn.
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04-15-2014, 08:14 PM #30Kobe The GOATBE
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It's my material you dick in the booty ass *******. Stop hating son....it's not professional.Originally Posted by Biggar12
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