ITT we post disgusting facts about ourselves *no shame*

[Sophie781]

So many tramps not brushing their teeth, I srsly don't know how you can abuse your mouth like that.

I was over a friends house watching late night tv, grab the tube of Pringles and knock em back, feel like little razor blades in my mouth, start to choke/gag/spit out all at once. Her brother starts laughing hysterically.
The animal had cut his toenails and put them in the tube, waiting for an unsuspecting victim like me. He also took a chit in the shower before and (I assume) stomped it down the drain but left the remains of da poop in the bath. It looked like someone had flecked brown paint all over it.

When I was 13 I was caught in torrential rain and needed to wee really bad with no toilet in sight. Soo I did.

When I was a teenager if i didn't have enough money for a draw I would pick apart old spliffs In a desperate attempt to get high whist acquiring the cash I needed.

Other than that I'm pretty OCD.

[JimmyRussellss]

I was about 13 or 14, hormones raging and had just learnt about the joys of fapping.

One rainy saturday afternoon my parents dragged me with them to look at some potential new cars, we were at an Acura dealership and I excused my self to the washroom. Armed with the latest Acura brochure (I managed to find a cutie modelling the new Acura TL) and my imagination I went in there and lasted a whole 2 and a half minutes. We ended up buying a Lexus instead.

[lca1986]

I once volunteered ringing a bell for the Salvation Army. Got bored so rubbed one out in the store's bathroom.

Lol'ed hard

[doge92]

I was about 13 or 14, hormones raging and had just learnt about the joys of fapping.

One rainy saturday afternoon my parents dragged me with them to look at some potential new cars, we were at an Acura dealership and I excused my self to the washroom. Armed with the latest Acura brochure (I managed to find a cutie modelling the new Acura TL) and my imagination I went in there and lasted a whole 2 and a half minutes. We ended up buying a Lexus instead.

public bathroom fapper crew checking in
lexus crew checking in

[Mr-Nathan]

my mouth gets watery when I see blow job videos.

lmao this happens to me :/

[KidKhaleel]

wipe cum on my blanket to save tissue paper (srs)

phukn lol

[SpagHeddy]

change underwear every few days or wear again without washing.

same jeans for weeks

fantasize about my 40 year old milf neighbor (expect thread in the summer when shes out tanning and i take ninja pics) when i fap

[piitbFBI]

abandon thread

will never look at other human beings the same again

[IgotTheAnswers]

-wear socks repeatedly before washing
-cum on my stomach and wipe it off with towel when i fap(i fap everynight)
-Never floss
-i dig my nose for boogers, then take the booger off my finger with my mouth and spit it out

[Dunmore]

used to come on my own belly when fapping


pick my nose and flip the snot randomly with my finger.
I sometimes stick the snot underneath my chair, and when cleaning time comes I scrape it off and vacuum it.

[wrestlersaira]

Plot twist: wrestlersaira is a tranny.

Semi-srs.

Its true.

[Muzzlrpress]

-Girl caught me eating a booger in 6th grade

-Fapped to hentai in my teens

-Lil brother took forever in the can so I had to chit behind my truck outside. Turns out he was asleep.

-Accidentally killed my pet hamster

-When I was about 10 I chit myself in my sleep. The smell woke my mom up who then woke me up. Was a log sticking out of my pants.

[moblife]

When i use public urinals, i pluck a single pube off my sack and drop it right in the bowl and leave myself in wonder on what the next person will think when they take a piss and see a 2 inch curly fry waiting for them. Turantula abdoman sack of peace

[EliteJV]

I had sex with ugly prostitutes in Amsterdam on purpose because I got tired of having sex with the hot ones.

[Muzzlrpress]

I had sex with ugly prostitutes in Amsterdam on purpose because I got tired of having sex with the hot ones.

Were they half price?

[csaesthetics]

How many miscers will admit to this:

Yep 100% hahaha did it just for the story and reaction

[IIIWolverineIII]

After a hard lifting session or even a little Cardio my balls smell like Cincinnati-style chili.

[FastingsFunBrah]

I am black

























srs

lost it

[FastingsFunBrah]

I dont wear underwear to the gym sometimes.......... most of the time.
I"ve not brushed my teeth before on weekends staying home.
I once felt my cum after masturbating, it was slimy and gross texture wise.

go on

[Century83]

I took a **** at a friends house (he was being a real dewche that night) and I ended up clogging up the toilet. I said phuk it and I left it in the toilet and at the end of the night he had to take a piss and flushed and this fuarkin log bout the size and girth of a bee bee cee spread all over his floor.

Lulz were had cause he has a sensitive stomach.

[MegaPump]

Floss ? Never done it in my life.

Jacked off and cum in a $2 peep show booth and tapped on the booth while fapping so she knew what I was doing. She loved it and pounded her pussy with her dildo with enthusiasm. But by god those places are sleazy, walked out with shame hoping nobody sees me.

Never again.

[princecharming8]

this thread is delivering major lulz

[TreyTrey]

i came in the gym once doing hanging leg raises (100% srs)

[badreligion]

I use the tip of my glasses to clean out my ears from time to time .

I enjoy popping pimples .

I sometimes like to cup my sack and then smell it because it smells like bagels sometimes .

[J90]

- Feed my cat my bogeys
- Fart in my cats face
- Wipe my ******* with my cat

[jez1987a]

everyone fking does this

lol no they dont

[Joesky20]

go through a can of copenhagen wintergreen a day, hate it but cant knock it.
piss in bottles if too lazy to get up and walk to the bathroom at night
have fapped to some indescribable things.. never again.

[4armsrhuge]

notice how every UK miscer has said either they dont wash their clothes or dont brush their teeth

fukin smelly fuks

[TeflonD0n]

I pick out my earwax with a pencil when I'm bored.
I catch my farts and then smell them.
I used to have large zits on my pubes which I'd pop in class and yellow juice will gush out. I kinda miss them

[SoberToaster]

have fapped while driving at night









next time you see someone with one hand on the steering wheel...

das it mane.