ITT we post disgusting facts about ourselves *no shame*

[eac1005]

Forgot this one.

I've jacked off in the stall at work a few times. The most recent one was an epic load. I was standing and the first few shots nailed the back wall and the pipes behind the toilet.... didn't wipe it up. Actually left that stall proud of my ability to shoot like a porn star.

[StevieSparkZ]

I dont wear underwear to the gym sometimes.......... most of the time.
I"ve not brushed my teeth before on weekends staying home.
I once felt my cum after masturbating, it was slimy and gross texture wise.

You are a 17 year old girl who is Middle-eastern and white on the misc?

Hmmmmm.....

[Brosynthesis]

You are a 17 year old girl who is Middle-eastern and white on the misc?

Hmmmmm.....

"girl"

[time2gooutside]

i have to wake up 2-3x a night to pee, but the bathroom is downstairs. my solution is to pee out the window.

[FastingsFunBrah]

I aim for my mouth when I'm about to cum.

Repped

[FastingsFunBrah]

Forgot this one.

I've jacked off in the stall at work a few times. The most recent one was an epic load. I was standing and the first few shots nailed the back wall and the pipes behind the toilet.... didn't wipe it up. Actually left that stall proud of my ability to shoot like a porn star.

Jerk off at work crew

[philsonc]

When I was year 7 (grade 6 for US), I didn't shower for a entire week when we had a school camping excursion. I also shat in a side drain (fresh water) that rolled down into some hiker's family dishes.

[Brosynthesis]

Another one, I always have a buldge coming out of my pants, be it jeans, sweats, slacks, etc.. when flaccid, so when I get a hard on and it really shows more, I like to walk around or while sitting, raise my heels up and down as if I'm impatient since it feels like I'm beating off, srs.

[FastingsFunBrah]

When I was 14 I lost my v card to an ex filipino prostitute that lived in the apartment next to my mom. She was 24 srs. I also have tried my cum once after eating pineapple.....wouldeatagain/10.

[Legion25]

- Feed my cat my bogeys
- Fart in my cats face
- Wipe my ******* with my cat

I've also farted in my cat's face while she was asleep. I yelled out "Can you smell what the rock is cooking?!?!"

[hfinmyblood]

Wanted to gag iTT many times

Don't hit on a 17 on the public forum, keep it to the PM lol

I pick my nose to clear the passage, flick/wipe off somewhere

I've done so much ****ed up **** you guys prolly wouldn't believe it

[Brosynthesis]

Wanted to gag iTT many times

Don't hit on a 17 on the public forum, keep it to the PM lol

I pick my nose to clear the passage, flick/wipe off somewhere

I've done so much ****ed up **** you guys prolly wouldn't believe it

Just 1 more year..... 1 more.. c'mon grandfather clock.

[JBforKing]

Wow.

Misc got serious hygiene issues.

But fuark it,

I've slept with probably over 150 girls and maybe 50 were ugly or fat, srs lol.

Decided to go down on my current FWB knowing full well she was on her period, had to stop because I tasted blood but still smashed.

I've had two STD's (both treated with antibiotics).

Slept with 3 separate girls before within a 24 hour period and didn't shower once.

I used to fap to pregnant women masturbating.

[TheSkins]

When I'm cutting a chit at work, I pick and flick my boogers all over the stall. Someone left a note in the stall saying it was disgusting once. I throw it away and continue to pick and flick.

Motherf*cker... There's someone at my office who does that too.

[hfinmyblood]

Just 1 more year..... 1 more.. c'mon grandfather clock.

Sucks right?

And she knows what she's doing

[hfinmyblood]

I've slept with probably over 150 girls and maybe 50 were ugly or fat, srs lol.

Respect bro

Gjdm.

[Brosynthesis]

Sucks right?

And she knows what she's doing

Doesn't suck. Lol. Already get attention from hbbs now that the weather is better and I'm out in my polo without having to wear a jacket. Also we can confirm wrestlersaira is a male.

[srom12]

never wear socks even when people comment on how much my feet stink after taking off my shoes after a long day, aint about that sock time jeff

[hfinmyblood]

Doesn't suck. Lol. Already get attention from hbbs now that the weather is better and I'm out in my polo without having to wear a jacket. Also we can confirm wrestlersaira is a male.

I hear you bro. I jumped in our pool for the first time this past weekend. Timd to hit the lakes and all the ASU girls will be going ****in nuts nomsayin

[meowbrah]

blew opie twice

[Muzzlrpress]

Tasted my own cum on purpose.

[Brosynthesis]

I hear you bro. I jumped in our pool for the first time this past weekend. Timd to hit the lakes and all the ASU girls will be going ****in nuts nomsayin

It's a good feeling, all the positive attention and hbbs blushing hard as fuk if you just as much as say hi to them or sit next to them anywhere. Had a girl turn red as hell this morning by just sitting next to her on my commute to work, and I don't even think Im good looking, but oh well. Summer is gonna be amazing. Last summer I was 165 lbs. at 12% bodyfat, now I'm 200 lbs at 8%~9%.

[hfinmyblood]

It's a good feeling, all the positive attention and hbbs blushing hard as fuk if you just as much as say hi to them or sit next to them anywhere. Had a girl turn red as hell this morning by just sitting next to her on my commute to work, and I don't even think Im good looking, but oh well. Summer is gonna be amazing. Last summer I was 165 lbs. at 12% bodyfat, now I'm 200 lbs at 8%~9%.

Goddamn son

[Brosynthesis]

Goddamn son

Contest prep mode, so I'm gonna weigh much less, real soon.

[Condyle]

Out for a run miles from home and BAM needed to crap something awful so stripped off pants and briefs behind a bakery and laid some cable, wiped ass with briefs, binned briefs, ran home freeball.

It was the only way.

[tpittma2]

I have a huge problem with biting my nails. I also use a knife to trim them down when I get bored. It looks bad, but its so hard to stop.

[Brosynthesis]

I love rubbing my lips on my blanket or my sleeves when I have long sleeved stuff on. Don't know why.

[shanedawg]

I pee in the bathroom sink at night if im out of it and dont want the lights on

[NattyBrah671]

90% of the girls that I've ****ed are prostitutes

[JerseyTriad]

I found it funny to finger my ex-gf's butthole by surprise and see her reaction LOL