What existed before the big bang?

[CroForce]

I was wondering yesterday why does space exist, what existed before the big bang, and what is behind the universe (if there is anything behind the universe). And all of a sudden I started to feel dizzy (srs), anybody else know this feel? I came to conclusion that either:

1) This is illusion
2) God created the space
3) the space is a virtual "videogame"
4) Aliens

"And I was being held in the embrace of the man who was pure"
-random quote to make me sound philosophical

[Azza84]

God.

[MikeDavies84]

Obviously a magic super intelligent being

[Keenano]

I don't know, and neither does anybody else.

Have a nice day.

[BusterMudd]

I don't know, and neither does anybody else.

[93TillInfinity]

bears

[YangGuiZi]

OPs mom and then she farted

[bulkdbrah]

Just an incredibly small singular point with a sh*t ton of energy

[D-Nutt]

Foreplay

[CroForce]

Nothing

But why did then all of a sudden the big bang happened? We don't know that mane.

[DasPhilosopher]

nebula..

[xfirewolfx]

But why did then all of a sudden the big bang happened? We don't know that mane.

aliens

[bulkdbrah]

But why did then all of a sudden the big bang happened? We don't know that mane.

I edited my post because there was actually something. Just nothing that we would recognize. I believe the current theory states that a sub atomic particle with incredible density and energy was all that was present

As others have said though, no one knows for sure. Science just tries to theorize

[JackDanielz3]

the same thing that exists inside your mom every night

my big wang

[whitecollarcrim]

Space is eternal.

It bangs and expands then because of the forces of nature (gravity specifically) it collapses upon itself and condenses to a singular point, then it expands again.

Forever.

Always is always will be.

[Muzzlrpress]

Roaches

[CorytheKiD]

There's some theory that states the Big Bang is just the aftermath of a collision of two other universes. I think the idea of a multiverse is a bit farfetched, but who knows?

[VanMarsenilles]

dinosaurusses

[MiscNfap]

the big sloot

[tyn89]

your mom, ******* op with your ******* question ,*******

[alecbreazeale]

Ask Morgan Freeman!

[TylerP4]

God.

[djfuzzy]

OPs mom and then she farted

Are fart jokes still funny over in Hong Kong?


To OP: everything existed before the Big Bang, it was just all tucked in nice and neatly in a singularity.

[Punchslap]

My friend recently made a mistake in his life, and I offer his story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with him having trouble dumping. These are in his words. I tried to clean it up some.

No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my butt-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my cheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold.

I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey! This is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.

I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my butt of hair. Occasionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My cheeks were smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.

Little did I know.

I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two cheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry.

Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic turd-molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky brown/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. It felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm.

Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my crack off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering poop/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own turds blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks."

Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for this hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my cheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.

As if that wasn't enough, I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could tell that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, go home to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to a house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie "Yo Homes, smell you later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne, as the king of Bel-Air.

Friends: DON'T SHAVE YOUR BUTT HAIR!

[tyn89]

Are fart jokes still funny over in Hong Kong?

Nobody makes mom's/fark joke in hong kong.

[Colonia]

Pokemon

[E-PRO]

Asking that question is a lot like asking what's north of the north pole. Srs.

[gymratmatts]

Space is eternal.

It bangs and expands then because of the forces of nature (gravity specifically) it collapses upon itself and condenses to a singular point, then it expands again.

Forever.

Always is always will be.

I often wonder if it had a starting point but then realize that the laws of physics rarely apply in this topic and the human mind is just not designed to comprehend such things.

[gnahc92]

Op you're not going to find the answer on a bodybuilding site if even the world's leading scientists can't figure it out. Laurence Krauss and a few others are doing some good work on finding out what caused the big bang but there is no definitive answer. I would also be careful of giving the origins of the universe those limitations in your OP. We don't know everything, we have to figure it out and be open to possibilities. It doesn't help to say it has to be a or b, or "I don't know, therefore god"(for those of you who are religious)

[Growbag]

imagine if life was a video game and aliens programmed it

brb hacking the aliens and using >give iron man suit.exe