If the world's attention was on you for 10 seconds, what would you say?

[zer0time]

Go.

[anonymous]

chestbrah

[gillytg]

aw fuk bye

[zer0time]

"He's cheating on you. Check his phone"

[R.Mutt]

y...yo....you to...toooo

[Nicklol]

It was 2 days after the Olympia and Ronnie was relaxing at his Colorado log cabin. Outside it was snowing; the wind was whistling through the trees. Ronnie was sitting in front of the fire, relaxing his huge muscles. All of a sudden there was a knock on the door.
"Who could dat be" thought Ronnie.

Before he had time to open it, the door burst open and Jay stepped through the door, his wide frame grazing both sides. "Oh this cabin is already taken, sorry Ronnie" said Jay.

"Fsssssss" Ronnie let out a long fart as he stood up and said "Oh Jay baby, I was just warming it up for you". Jay was curious and stepped in, closing the door behind him. "I was just warming up the tub" Ronnie said as he pointed his body towards the tub of water and suds, thrusting his body in the direction of it over and over.

"Damn this looks nice, I think I'll take a dip" said Jay. He removed his coat, revealing that he was wearing nothing underneath. His taut muscles rippled beneath his skin as he slowly walked over to the tub, all the while as he closely watched Ronnie strip down to his posing trunks. As he was about to get in, his massive dong nearly scraping the side, Ronnie motioned for him to stop.

"Aren't you thirsty Jay?"
"Oh yea, I brought some Cell-Tech Hardcore, one ssssecond baby"
"No, I was thinking something a little different, come here Jay you big stud"
Jay stood close to Ronnie, their naked bodies close enough to touch. "Yes Ronnie?"

Ronnie took his right hand and grabbed his massive right pec. With the other, he grabbed the back of Jay's head and forced it onto his nipple. Jay licked it, his tongue massaging it until it stood up, erect. Milk started to flow, and Jay gladly slurped it up. "Oh Ronnie, I see you haven't been taking your anti-estrogens". Ronnie just smiled and closed his eyes.

After a couple of minutes, Jay stood up straight, Ronnie's milk seeping out of his mouth and down his luscious body. Ronnie bent down and licked the excess milk off of Jays body. His tongue traced down to his ripped abs and even lower. "Oh Ronnie yesssssss" Jay moaned as Ronnie grabbed his huge package. I was obvious Jay had been using IgF-1 on it. Ronnie slid it into his mouth, the massive veins nearly breaking his teeth. Ronnie worked on it, massaging the balls, until he eventually slid a finger in Jay's anus.
"Oh Ronnie let me take you first" screamed Jay, throwing Ronnie to the ground. Ronnie spread his cheeks, eager for the glorious sensation. Jay grabbed some suds from the tub and spread them on his member. He wasted no time, forcibly ripping Ronnie's anus. The blood was excellent lubrication. "This ain't no lightweight peanut" Screamed Ronnie in between thrusts. Jay just smiled.


cliffs: "Fsssssss"

[bemyguest]

"I am single and I am horny"

[JKLOL]

OP is a *******

[Velenox]

Enjoy the ment

[Smeagolbert]

Das ist man

[slootofpeace]

"Become a Muslim"

[zer0time]

Friends we've reached a turning point in humanity
We need to think about an end to the violence, hate and world hunger.
Think about it if everyone had something to eat like this healthy Teriyaki 6" Subway, with your choice of delicious sauces.
Imagine.

[1youngblood]

"I'll do whatever it takes/you want for $50 million dollars"

[Bigolteddies]

Aw fuk bye

[chlamydibrah]

The idea of looking for the good goes so far beyond the external. Find the good in what you experience.

Treat every difficulty as a stepping stone and know that all things work together for your benefit.

You may find you succumb to an emotion during a 'difficult' experience and think/act incorrectly. If this happens be sure to acknowledge it to yourself and look for the good once you've regained awareness.

The idea alone isn't enough. The reaction when faced with adversity will reflect how far along the path you've come.

[OllieUK]

"op is a *******.... That is all"


oh and "Im fukkin' zeezprah" *strike a zyzz pose*

[kezzam]

[7Friez]

normally when you steal from reddit you dont do it word for word

[stylinonyoubrah]

" any female here want to sleep with me? Please contact me for a meeting."

Inb4 no female in the world contacts me

[zer0time]

normally when you steal from reddit you dont do it word for word

Why not? I'm not here asking for reps, I found a great thread and some funny replies so that I could share them here.

[avodo]

I'm fuarkni' zeez brah

[easternbrah]

dont forget to rate comment subscribe and like

[Serb21]

fuc k her in the pussy

[SpongeBobNoPant]

S-s-six feet, one inch, m-master race ch-ch-checking in, y-you m-mad brahs? I-I'm ph-phucking Zyzz brahs, d-do you all even lift?... :/

Then I'd vomit because of nervousness.

Lol not srs.

[squeak419]

"If only you knew how much they were hiding from you... One day everything will be revealed and the world will be forever changed"

Would rustle some jimmies lol. People will be like "wait, huh, who, why?!"

[jthectic]

barnyard back trapezoids fuking freak dorian yates sickening tom platz wheels titannic oil juice drink pg bruan bother love you fans haters latazoids im going to 5% body fat 185 sickening competions peace out bye .

[GorzhusRossiyey]

"The Jews are responsible for this."

[zer0time]

fuc k her in the pussy

Are you referencing the original (albeit fake) video or the recent real one?

[wifestealer]

i saw a gay porno once. i didn't know until halfway in. the girls never came. the girls never came!

[SammmyChannnnnn]

"Like I said...You have the lower body and you have no upper body, you got a problem building...wait a minute. You have the upper body, and you have no legs, you got a problem building your legs. You have the upper...you have the lower body and you don't have the upper body, the upper body, it is easier to build. So if you have the lower body and you don't have the upper body, it is easier to build the upper body. You have the upper body and you don't have the legs, you got a problem building the lower body... No, you don't understand. You have the upper body, but you don't have the lower body, you got a problem building downstairs. You got the up- legs on the bottom, it is easier to build on the top, so you don't have much as a problem. Yeah."