Bought a "Squirrel Proof Bird Feeder" and all I see on it are &%#!ing squirrels

[Liet]

And not a single bird was seen that day. These cheeky little kunts contort their bodies to get into this thing. There's a pair that was there this morning and one squirrel was literally hanging from the feeder and shaking it while the other one was on the ground gathering the goods. I seriously hate these things.

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[Destructodave]

And not a single bird was seen that day. These cheeky little kunts contort their bodies to get into this thing. There's a pair that was there this morning and one squirrel was literally hanging from the feeder and shaking it while the other one was on the ground gathering the goods. I seriously hate these things.

Squirrels are smart little devils. You ought to watch vids of them getting into things. They climb into vending machines and everything.

[wisdommaster1]

get a pet falcon... problem solved

[Liet]

Squirrels are smart little devils. You ought to watch vids of them getting into things. They climb into vending machines and everything.

I'm sitting by my window and everytime I see one of little *******s eating all my seeds I've been running outside and scaring them away.

[Volta55]

pics so we can help you design a misc trap

[Destructodave]

I'm sitting by my window and everytime I see one of little *******s eating all my seeds I've been running outside and scaring them away.

Funny vid I just found looking.

[LMW]

who cares, squirrels are way cooler than birds

brb chitting all over your car after you give them a free meal, no thanks geoffery

[XMaloventX]

Lol'd so fackin hard at the title, take my reps OP. But I would say buy a slingshot and just launch rocks their way to scare the ****ers off. Probably be pretty Lulzy as well.

[Smykowski]

op that sounds hilarious and more entertaining than watching birds but I don't have lots of trees that those cheeky squirrels love. Buy some spicy seeds because the squirrels don't like them and the birds love it(i think)

[ClaptonDeCheeks]

get a pet falcon... problem solved

think falcons eat smaller birds too tho

[FallOutBrah]

maybe get a natural predator of the squirrel to watch the bird house?

[yalldunnosquats]

Funny vid I just found looking.

****in lol.

[r0bo]

capsaicin bird seed son

[Liet]

God I hate these things:

[DONTeatmybacon]

sounds like you bought a squirrel trap instead

[Manc33]

You are now looking after squirrels OP.

[vRedrum]

lmfaoooo



squirrels of peace

[Doober4]

Do you live in the neighborhood that Home Alone was filmed in?

[Liet]

There's like a whole flock of birds in the tree next door that would be in MY lawn instead of these stupid piece of chit overgrown rats weren't scaring them away.

[JustiNtense]

When there's a will, there is a way.

[ClaptonDeCheeks]

pics so we can help you design a misc trap

just invented this. the ring or w/e where the birds and squirrels perch on folds down due to the squirrels' weight. the squirrels fall into a long tube where they can't jump out on. maybe the tube should have a trap door so the squirrel can go in but not out.

[Liet]

When there's a will, there is a way.

I don't even see how this stupid feeder is supposed to block them. It's like a goddamn Golden Corral out there for them.

[Liet]

Is that tub supposed to be filled with acid?

[bigdogfarmhand]

U may have boughten a squirrel feeder

Thanks Obama

[Pastier911]

OP place one of these to protect the birds

[SpaceC]

Check the receipt op, you probably bought a bird-proof squirrel feeder

[Liet]

HOLY chit I'm raging right now. Went outside to scare them away and this one fker just hopped out out of reach and stared me dead in the eye.

[Punchslap]

Here is my own GOAT trap ever.



Use a string long enough so you can sit inside keeping it tense,

0.5. Fill the box with birdseed (loads), it has to be inside so they go all the way in.

1. Prepare urself

1.5. Have thick gloves ready.

2. Sit by your window inside(yes, you will have to have the string from outside all the way in, just keep your door open or something, or through keyhole), with the string, keeping it tense and wait for the phuckers to arrive,

3. Pull the string when they enter box so cover shuts it inside.

4. Lol now the lil' chit is stuck.

5.
A: Wait for it to die.
B: If you have a pet (especially a cat), release the squirrel next to it) or
C: Be in a small room with no stuff it can hide under and stuff, there phuckers are fast as phuck and can climb on everything. Put on gloves, cuz these chitheads bite hard af. Even if you have gloves(like, winter gloves or something), try to not have him bite you, I got bit with gloves on and it really hurt. Now try to take him out, try to grab him whilst in there. If he escapes then he will tirelessly run around in the room you are in.

Have fun opie.

[xxDirtMcGirtxx]

Lol fuk birds, alpha squirrels master race. You will never keep them away!

[ClaptonDeCheeks]

Is that tub supposed to be filled with acid?

could be. or you could let the squirrel die of starvation. You could drown it. you could trap it and torture it. the sky is the limit you sick fuk