24/7 Customer Service 1-866-236-8417 Need Help? 1-866-236-8417

Reply
Results 1 to 9 of 9

Thread: Toxic Farts

  1. #1
    Registered User GroovyKick's Avatar
    Join Date: Dec 2013
    Age: 17
    Stats: 136 lbs
    Posts: 45
    Rep Power: 0
    GroovyKick is a name known to all. (+5000) GroovyKick is a name known to all. (+5000) GroovyKick is a name known to all. (+5000) GroovyKick is a name known to all. (+5000) GroovyKick is a name known to all. (+5000) GroovyKick is a name known to all. (+5000) GroovyKick is a name known to all. (+5000) GroovyKick is a name known to all. (+5000) GroovyKick is a name known to all. (+5000) GroovyKick is a name known to all. (+5000) GroovyKick is a name known to all. (+5000)
    Visit GroovyKick's BodySpace
    GroovyKick is offline

    Toxic Farts

    I've been letting go some really nasty ones for the past few months and some were just too much. I laid one in Spanish class before class was over and that one was the grand daddy of them all. The entire class smelled like *** and it was so bad that my butt got really hot as well and it felt like thick hot smoke too!!! The best times I let one if those bad boys out are when I'm in the middle of a crowded hallway and they were some serious dirty bombs. I'm not surprised that no one has been knocked out by them yet. I almost was at times. One of the worst was when I was on a school bus and I let one out right next to my friend. It didnt leave. 😵 Is there a way to ease the choke factor of my farts without taking whey isolate out of my diet?
    Reply With Quote

  2. #2
    μμ Hunttarded's Avatar
    Join Date: Feb 2013
    Location: Toronto, Canada
    Stats: 5'7", 156 lbs
    Posts: 3,009
    Rep Power: 7464
    Hunttarded has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Hunttarded has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Hunttarded has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Hunttarded has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Hunttarded has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Hunttarded has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Hunttarded has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Hunttarded has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Hunttarded has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Hunttarded has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Hunttarded has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000)
    Visit Hunttarded's BodySpace
    Hunttarded is offline
    Be a man and embrace it. People will respect you for it.
    Chasing 1200 by 170.

    Bust my britches, bless my soul
    I'm a freak of nature, walking totem pole
    Look and see, I think you'll agree
    Nobody weird like me.

    ***Canadian Crew***
    Reply With Quote

  3. #3
    100% Serious Domicron's Avatar
    Join Date: Apr 2013
    Location: Kansas, United States
    Age: 31
    Stats: 5'6", 159 lbs
    Posts: 7,440
    Rep Power: 8227
    Domicron has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Domicron has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Domicron has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Domicron has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Domicron has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Domicron has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Domicron has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Domicron has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Domicron has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Domicron has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) Domicron has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000)
    Visit Domicron's BodySpace
    Domicron is offline
    my roommate in college had the same problem. his diet sucked and he took a lot of supplements.

    i have no other information for you other than my experience with his rectal gas.
    Food porn and a little lifting: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=160635131
    Reply With Quote

  4. #4
    THE GUNZ SHOW PBateman2's Avatar
    Join Date: Aug 2009
    Location: California, United States
    Stats: 5'11", 204 lbs
    Posts: 24,269
    Rep Power: 66698
    PBateman2 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) PBateman2 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) PBateman2 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) PBateman2 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) PBateman2 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) PBateman2 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) PBateman2 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) PBateman2 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) PBateman2 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) PBateman2 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) PBateman2 has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000)
    Visit PBateman2's BodySpace
    PBateman2 is offline
    Nah just continue farting.

    The best time to fart is when you are sitting on your wallet.

    You will have gas money.
    "I am strong because I've been weak. I am fearless because I've been afraid. I am wise because I've been foolish. I am confident because I've been uncertain. I have learned and will continue to learn. Be proud. Just never be satisfied. No stop. No quit. EVER." -MG

    Sponsored athlete/fitness model - *A1 Supplements *FitGR *LifeStrength Bands *Wilhelmina Fitness Models

    BTK...Bustin Ass. Every. Single. Day.
    Reply With Quote

  5. #5
    Registered User WMLifting's Avatar
    Join Date: Jun 2013
    Stats: 5'6", 155 lbs
    Posts: 4,179
    Rep Power: 4221
    WMLifting has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) WMLifting has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) WMLifting has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) WMLifting has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) WMLifting has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) WMLifting has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) WMLifting has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) WMLifting has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) WMLifting has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) WMLifting has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000) WMLifting has reached the pinnacle! Best possible rank! (+1000000)
    Visit WMLifting's BodySpace
    WMLifting is offline
    I used to storm the hall ways busting them.
    Embrace it, man.
    Originally Posted by PBateman2 View Post
    Nah just continue farting.

    The best time to fart is when you are sitting on your wallet.

    You will have gas money.
    lol'd at this.
    -Where I've been: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=161996803
    -PM me for IG or else I probably won't accept it.
    -Follower of MMDELAD: "Micros Matter Dont Eat Like A Dumba**"
    Reply With Quote

  6. #6
    Registered User jasonv's Avatar
    Join Date: Dec 2006
    Location: Reno, Nevada, United States
    Age: 43
    Stats: 6'0", 183 lbs
    Posts: 349
    BodyPoints: 6087
    Rep Power: 63
    jasonv has a brilliant future. Third best rank! (+40000) jasonv has a brilliant future. Third best rank! (+40000) jasonv has a brilliant future. Third best rank! (+40000) jasonv has a brilliant future. Third best rank! (+40000) jasonv has a brilliant future. Third best rank! (+40000) jasonv has a brilliant future. Third best rank! (+40000) jasonv has a brilliant future. Third best rank! (+40000) jasonv has a brilliant future. Third best rank! (+40000) jasonv has a brilliant future. Third best rank! (+40000) jasonv has a brilliant future. Third best rank! (+40000) jasonv has a brilliant future. Third best rank! (+40000)
    Visit jasonv's BodySpace
    jasonv is offline
    Dairy and whey do it to me..

    Cut back on those and things might improve.
    Reply With Quote

  7. #7
    Registered User GroovyKick's Avatar
    Join Date: Dec 2013
    Age: 17
    Stats: 136 lbs
    Posts: 45
    Rep Power: 0
    GroovyKick is a name known to all. (+5000) GroovyKick is a name known to all. (+5000) GroovyKick is a name known to all. (+5000) GroovyKick is a name known to all. (+5000) GroovyKick is a name known to all. (+5000) GroovyKick is a name known to all. (+5000) GroovyKick is a name known to all. (+5000) GroovyKick is a name known to all. (+5000) GroovyKick is a name known to all. (+5000) GroovyKick is a name known to all. (+5000) GroovyKick is a name known to all. (+5000)
    Visit GroovyKick's BodySpace
    GroovyKick is offline
    I drink almond milk and ill see what happens when I slow down on the whey. Until then, I'm gonna have fun ripping some deadly farts in school for fun and see how some people react to them. I usually fart like 10 to 15 times each hour. Letting out another right now!
    Reply With Quote

  8. #8
    Registered User djlank9's Avatar
    Join Date: Jan 2014
    Location: Baton Rouge, Louisiana, United States
    Age: 32
    Stats: 5'11", 196 lbs
    Posts: 176
    Rep Power: 19
    djlank9 is a splendid one to behold. (+10000) djlank9 is a splendid one to behold. (+10000) djlank9 is a splendid one to behold. (+10000) djlank9 is a splendid one to behold. (+10000) djlank9 is a splendid one to behold. (+10000) djlank9 is a splendid one to behold. (+10000) djlank9 is a splendid one to behold. (+10000) djlank9 is a splendid one to behold. (+10000) djlank9 is a splendid one to behold. (+10000) djlank9 is a splendid one to behold. (+10000) djlank9 is a splendid one to behold. (+10000)
    Visit djlank9's BodySpace
    djlank9 is offline
    I had to check out this thread for the title and the post did not disappoint, bravo! Had a friend in high school that had such horrid ones that the class would have to clear out whenever he would do it. Rather than be disgusted by it, he decided to let us use his skills for some fun. We'd have him walk down the isles between lunch tables and crop dust the area then return to our table. 20 seconds pass and the reactions begin. Just sit back and enjoy. Then the true magic happened when we realized we could have him put a Gatorade bottle up to the back of his shorts and let one go and quickly close the top. Classes change, we take the top off and set it in the corner of a hall and wait. Accusations of stink bombs being released would follow. I say embrace it as well!

    If you want to be a party pooper, then whey and dairy are likely the culprits and you may be having issues to lactose. I'd have fun with it while you're in high school though
    Reply With Quote

  9. #9
    Registered User aitchfourex's Avatar
    Join Date: Jul 2013
    Location: Ontario, Canada
    Age: 21
    Stats: 145 lbs
    Posts: 94
    Rep Power: 6
    aitchfourex is a glorious beacon of knowledge. (+2500) aitchfourex is a glorious beacon of knowledge. (+2500) aitchfourex is a glorious beacon of knowledge. (+2500) aitchfourex is a glorious beacon of knowledge. (+2500) aitchfourex is a glorious beacon of knowledge. (+2500) aitchfourex is a glorious beacon of knowledge. (+2500) aitchfourex is a glorious beacon of knowledge. (+2500) aitchfourex is a glorious beacon of knowledge. (+2500) aitchfourex is a glorious beacon of knowledge. (+2500) aitchfourex is a glorious beacon of knowledge. (+2500) aitchfourex is a glorious beacon of knowledge. (+2500)
    Visit aitchfourex's BodySpace
    aitchfourex is offline
    I used to hate my farts but now I embrace them. I enjoy the smell. It's my personal marinade.
    Reply With Quote

Reply

Similar Threads

  1. Dog keeps letting off toxic farts...
    By SezerTheGeezer in forum Misc.
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: 05-13-2011, 08:39 AM
  2. Program to lose fat, while gaining some muscle
    By dl3arnes in forum Losing Fat
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: 02-16-2010, 10:12 AM
  3. Help Me Combat Ze Protein Farts!!!
    By jollyleafman in forum Teen Bodybuilding
    Replies: 9
    Last Post: 02-07-2007, 05:51 PM
  4. "Toxic Gas"
    By OceanPacific in forum Nutrition
    Replies: 8
    Last Post: 02-16-2005, 11:33 AM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts