Official Tinder thread Part V: Still going strong, RIP in Peace Sneaks

[WhirlwindTobias]

Where have you been bruh

Haven't been in a good place lately. I still lurk from time to time, however.

BTW for anyone who remembers me and the situation with the Swedish girl and misc detective, I have an update which I refuse to post here. Send me a PM if you're interested.

[adm1986]

Dem feels when you see some on you should not see on tinder.

[CandyMane]

I havent met up with anyone yet (due to circumstances)

but from what ive seen, this ish is too easy. girls are way more receptive then on OkCupid where they are bitter

[hockeygodalma]

Tweaked profile a little, changed some pics, and added a shirtless picture (not a selfie, a pro shot), and modified my bio to add IDEL's "my ass is better line". Lots and lots of openers..I do semi selective swiping at select hours. I could post dozens of openers but I'll just post what I thought were the best

First this chick. 10/10 opener, amazing banter

[IMG]http://i1307.photobucket.com/albums/s590/josiwiga/maddy_zps8e8c429f.jpIMG]

Also don't you hate when you just copy paste and forget to change names lol? demfeels.jpg

[IMG]http://i1307.photobucket.com/albums/s590/josiwiga/fay_zps87519956.jpgMG]

Adding that line to your bio makes it so easy. I'd definitely recommend it. Also, after I added the shirtless pic, I had way more sexual openers & way more "you're hot" and less "you're cute" from chicks. So I'd recommend a shirtless pic, if it's nice. And I'm not big or anything. I'm pretty ripped but not as big as most of the guys on this forum

What did you tell Cheyenne? inn for threesome story

[chorus]

have my hieght in bio, and it gets a few matches so it's a good thing.
going to use the gps in sweden then copenhagen. Should i remove the height? are swedish tall 6ft+ normal?

[SammyJr]

phuck so many numbers (like 30+ in a few days), dont even care to text them all lol. no 9/10, no care. no live super close to me, no care

[JawnSnow]

im running 2 profiles, same pics and bio in same area. 45km range 19-23 filter.

profile 1 - right swiping all - 105 matches and counting in 8 hours
profile 2 (main) - selective swiping for around 4 hours - zero matches.

I dont even know anymore.

How do you alternate between the 2 accounts. Do you have to sign in and out of the main ******** app on your phone first, first since tinder just automatically logs in to the default ********?

[LaneKiffin]

Too much racism in this pic... I LIKE IT!

saw this girl today srs

[LaxinAround]

Well the 34 year old is coming over again. I guess I'm making this a regular thing lol.

[adm1986]

Well the 34 year old is coming over again. I guess I'm making this a regular thing lol.

Swag

[thenickz]

Dem feels when you see some on you should not see on tinder.

like who?

have my hieght in bio, and it gets a few matches so it's a good thing.
going to use the gps in sweden then copenhagen. Should i remove the height? are swedish tall 6ft+ normal?

When i did sweden&copenhagen I left my height there as meters they don't use ft. just put the gps on Helsinborg it's a city in Sweden border with Denmark. u gonna pretty much get both sides.

phuck so many numbers (like 30+ in a few days), dont even care to text them all lol. no 9/10, no care. no live super close to me, no care

use them to get your game improved. and noodes....

saw this girl today srs

really? where u from? did u see her on tinder or real life?

[swordofnosword]

Mostly only get Asian girl matches on Tinder, awfukbye

[BrawnySwoleman]

phuck so many numbers (like 30+ in a few days), dont even care to text them all lol. no 9/10, no care. no live super close to me, no care

Glad to see that you are getting results though.

[LaneKiffin]

use them to get your game improved. and noodes....

really? where u from? did u see her on tinder or real life?

srs, little south of Richmond, on tinder

[swordofnosword]

New phone so new account. Been constantly getting matches all day, just block the uglies.

Someone embed pls?

Name: Caitlin
Snapchat: ****lin, strong.

[thenickz]

srs, little south of Richmond, on tinder

i'm in northern va. we probably have a bunch of same matches. I use my gps with 100 miles radius

[BigDannn]

you brahs aware of the ******** pages

Best of Tinder
Frenchy
Tinder Banter

pretty sure they are ruining it for us by putting up lulsy openers and funny convos
thats the reason why most girls even go on tinder now

[thenickz]

you brahs aware of the ******** pages

Best of Tinder
Frenchy
Tinder Banter

pretty sure they are ruining it for us by putting up lulsy openers and funny convos
thats the reason why most girls even go on tinder now

lets every MISC report it?

[BigDannn]

lets every MISC report it?

they are legit lulsy pages you can get good openers from but they are just making tinder a mainstream thing for jokes not hookups

[Lateefj]

they are legit lulsy pages you can get good openers from but they are just making tinder a mainstream thing for jokes not hookups

damn it man, this is why we can't have nice things. you can tell straight away when a girl is only on it for the lulz as well, dumb bishes need to step aside

[SammyJr]

Glad to see that you are getting results though.

thanks man, but i can count the amount of 7/10s or more (to me) on 2 hands

too many 5's, or tubbies. like i said, uwotm8 im 4% bodyfat and you're 40%

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use them to get your game improved. and noodes....

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thx lol, yeah ill try to improve game a bit. noodes, i am terrible at that. only nudes i got were from a tranny (no homo)

[outfitbrah]

I'm convinced it has more to do with the pics you use

tfw never gone out so I can only use selfies tfw not even aesthetic so...

[SammyJr]

tfw never gone out so I can only use selfies

i know this feel

we gotta go out! im nearing 21 and still dont have a car/license. feelspatheticman.gif

tfw not even aesthetic so...

i do not know this feel


brah just start lifting/take care of diet

[G-Profit]

from friday lol she rustled. This is the 6/10 blonde bish who thinks she's a 10 (like most sloots these days) glad I got to smash for a bit and get a couple quality blowjobs

[JawnSnow]

Wanted to try the tropical island, wifi, pizza delivery line

she hit me up with this

dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/9664188/Screenshot_2014-05-13-13-36-34.png

what say?

"dw ill be sure to give you my dressing"?

[Dman1209]

Any ideas on what to do here? Srs

[blackbull2k13]

Any ideas on what to do here? Srs

Stop making duck faces

Spell out words completely

Fuk her brains out



Also am I the only one who can't see the image on the board? I had to post the link in my browser to view it .

[JawnSnow]

Stop making duck faces

Spell out words completely

Fuk her brains out



Also am I the only one who can't see the image on the board? I had to post the link in my browser to view it .

i cant either

[Dman1209]

Stop making duck faces

Spell out words completely

Fuk her brains out



Also am I the only one who can't see the image on the board? I had to post the link in my browser to view it .

Sloots seem to love the duck face. Always tell me to do it when we meet up.

Any idea on what to say here brah?

Heres the link I can't embedded for ****.

http://imgur.com/vGJSuqT

[BrawnySwoleman]

thanks man, but i can count the amount of 7/10s or more (to me) on 2 hands

too many 5's, or tubbies. like i said, uwotm8 im 4% bodyfat and you're 40%
thx lol, yeah ill try to improve game a bit. noodes, i am terrible at that. only nudes i got were from a tranny (no homo)

On the first part, I almost get offended lol.

Second part,

from friday lol she rustled. This is the 6/10 blonde bish who thinks she's a 10 (like most sloots these days) glad I got to smash for a bit and get a couple quality blowjobs

[IMG]http://i57.tinypic.com/30kpts9.png[IMG]

Maybe I'm an idiot, but I have no idea wtf she means with the wedges part.