Official Tinder thread Part V: Still going strong, RIP in Peace Sneaks

[awwchit]

caliglow if i sent you a pic of me would you tell me if youd swipe right

srs

[caliglow]

caliglow if i sent you a pic of me would you tell me if youd swipe right

srs

sure, PM me if you'd like

[cux]

hahaha "ashamed of my own face" coming from a guy with nothing but a torso pic. such a cocky butter face. I recall a few pages back you telling me "there's no way you swiped me left, we've totally matched." lol sure jeff, Guarantee if you're in the LA area, I've swiped you left at some point. Congrats on your imaginary 2500 matches that will never touch you in real life.

Didn't you say you didn't have an active account right now?

caliglow if i sent you a pic of me would you tell me if youd swipe right

srs

Pepper your angus. She's on a war path. Plus she said she swiped very, very few people right in the past.

[WhirlwindTobias]

Not mirin any of you guys posting about your tons of matches or numbers. Doesn't mean anything. Girls give out their phone numbers like it's nothing, because it is nothing. Matches are 90% fake or not going to reply. Tell me about your smashing and dates and then I'll be impressed. eh @ random people popping in and thinking they're cool because they have a high number of matches.





yes mildly rustled.

No WK but she's right (sorta). I like seeing number grabs, especially at the end of a good convo but the comparing matches is ridiculous. It's like reading an Instagram thread.

Edit: How often do we get date/smash posts these days? I am on 50 posts per page and it feels like we get one every 10 pages.

On another note, I watched my current (non-exclusive) girl use Tinder yesterday. I don't know whether seeing me has increased her ego, but she was "liking" about one guy in every 20, pressing X in rapid motion without even checking their other pics. Called her a shallow bitch, rejecting these dudes on a whim for arbitrary reasons.

Was interesting to see my "competition" though. There's some real awkward guys out there, I'll tell you. No wonder girls are so reticent about tinder these days.

[0thersid3]

http://i.imgur.com/OLeYRgx.jpg
wait this is you??? Lolllllllll. would never swipe right crew. get over yourself

lol, again, strong response. 100x most aesthetic than your hj giving pancake ass

Didn't you say you didn't have an active account right now?



Pepper your angus. She's on a war path. Plus she said she swiped very, very few people right in the past.

it's because she's just craving attention lol

[caliglow]

Didn't you say you didn't have an active account right now?

Pepper your angus. She's on a war path. Plus she said she swiped very, very few people right in the past.

I haven't actively used Tinder since last Fall, but I've re-made my account several times in the last few months just to see if anything new/interesting has popped up. I get bored using it, and usually re-delete after a week or so. But yes, currently do not have an active account. I only talk chit to people who try and act like cocky hard asses, when they don't have the aesthetics to back it up. I'm generally helpful when people ask me for advice on their photos lol. But yes, I judge pretty much only on facial aesthetics, and I know instantly what I'm attracted to, not going to lie about that.

[awwchit]

i dunno a girl who is ugly doesn't usually dress like caliglow

dat sundress
dat half shirt
dat tan
dat hair

nom i want to believe

though she may be a pancake, true

[caliglow]

lol, again, strong response. 100x most aesthetic than your hj giving pancake ass



it's because she's just craving attention lol

You think I'm craving attention? Dude, I scanned through about 3 pages of your recent posts, and you literally mention your Tinder match number like 5 times. Unless you're meeting them all in real life, no one cares or thinks your cool.

[0thersid3]

i dunno a girl who is ugly doesn't usually dress like caliglow

dat sundress
dat half shirt
dat tan
dat hair

nom i want to believe

though she may be a pancake, true

youd be surprised how many butterfaces rock that look

You think I'm craving attention? Dude, I scanned through about 3 pages of your recent posts, and you literally mention your Tinder match number like 5 times. Unless you're meeting them all in real life, no one cares or thinks your cool.

miirin dedication. youd be a great gf

[TeamDestruction]

When are 0thersid3 and caliglow going on a date?

[caliglow]

When are 0thersid3 and caliglow going on a date?

I only go on dates with guys I'm attracted to, so never.

[0thersid3]

When are 0thersid3 and caliglow going on a date?

When I lower my standards

[TeamDestruction]

I only go on dates with guys I'm attracted to, so never.

When I lower my standards

And this is why I misc

[awwchit]

like i said, caliglow and sid are like arnold and helga pataki from hey arnold

mad sexual tension bro

[Chaizes]

in for this fight.

[0thersid3]

in for this fight.

im done for now
ill post spoon pics of her tied up to a hotel bed eventually

[CheekyAsFuark]

So I accidentally left a number up, my bad. But some forever alone ******* ****ing miscer texted my girl and now I might lose a bang. **** miscers.

[Chaizes]

im done for now
ill post spoon pics of her tied up to a hotel bed eventually

ah well can life with that send in PM when you got em thanks.

not srs




semi srs

[TeamDestruction]

When I lower my standards

Like this: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...post1194973461














(not srs)

So I accidentally left a number up, my bad. But some forever alone ******* ****ing miscer texted my girl and now I might lose a bang. **** miscers.

As much as I want to go, "Whoever did that is a ****" which they are. You left the number visible, live and learn man

[awwchit]

Like this: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...post1194973461(not srs)

skrillex haircut. wouldnt bang

ugh.

[caliglow]

now back to the regular thread topic of "girl said hi, wat do"

[Chaizes]

now back to the regular thread topic of "girl said hi, wat do"

girl said back to regular thread, what do i do misc

[awwchit]

caliglow can you read my pm plz

edit; respond

[Idonteventlift]

just miss this threads entertainment. go slay some 1/10 tinder whales and report back to me so i can laugh, thanks peter

As always I've got your back. Tonight I'm going for fourth tinder meeting with different girls this week. Two of them is on that ceo time. Such a busy week. Will post story in the weekend.

Spoiler quote from tuesday:
Her: "really want to take you home and cuddle but I have an early meeting "
Me: "then take me to the bus"
Her: "i'd rather give you a blowjob here"

[cux]

cali... post pics of the dude you keep seeing... ms paint + squiggles if you must

[Chaizes]

As always I've got your back. Tonight I'm going for fourth tinder meeting with different girls this week. Two of them is on that ceo time. Such a busy week. Will post story in the weekend.

Spoiler quote from tuesday:
Her: "really want to take you home and cuddle but I have an early meeting "
Me: "then take me to the bus"
Her: "i'd rather give you a blowjob here"

pics?

[GermanLifter]

now back to the regular thread topic of "girl said hi, wat do"

da fuq do u expect? misc is full of socially awkward fukups, deal with it

[caliglow]

As always I've got your back. Tonight I'm going for fourth tinder meeting with different girls this week. Two of them is on that ceo time. Such a busy week. Will post story in the weekend.

Spoiler quote from tuesday:
Her: "really want to take you home and cuddle but I have an early meeting "
Me: "then take me to the bus"
Her: "i'd rather give you a blowjob here"

you're one of the few who talk about all of their matches and actually go on dates with them. Always providing a good story. on spread.

[BrawnySwoleman]

now back to the regular thread topic of "girl said hi, wat do"

Can we also go back to your posts about how none of the guys on Tinder are good enough for you?

[awwchit]

i sent caliglow my mug and she hasnt responded

brb crying