Malaysian Airlines flight is missing (Part 2) (MH370)

[aristopF]

Latest:

-Malaysian Airlines flight MH 370 was bound for Beijing
-Departed Kuala Lumpur Int'l Airport @ 12.41am local
-Aircraft lost contact with Subang ATC
-No contact was established with Ho Chi Minh City despite aircraft's last location was Vietnamese airspace
-Aircraft did not arrive at Beijing airport on time (ETA 6:30am local)
-Authorities have mobilized search-and-rescue (SEARCH IN BOTH THE GULF OF THAILAND AND THE STRAIT OF MALACCA WERE FRUITLESS)
-Malaysian government hired bomohs (shamans) to look for plane (origin of full coconut meme)
-Malaysian Airlines has released a statement (linked here) as per the current statement (20th media statement), the plane has not yet been found.
-Malaysian authorities say that hijacking confirmed
-Based on latest info the plane is on a flight path that flew over the Andaman Islands and possibly terminates near Kazakhstan
-Pilot, Capt. Zaharie Ahmad Shah, has an elaborate flight sim at his house. Investigators have seized this as of Saturday March 15th.
-Total on-board: 239 (227 passenger, 12 crew) (2 passengers were Iranians with stolen passports) (Possible Uighur extremists on board as well)

Will substitute my cliffs for better ones.

Link to 1st thread: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=160588361

[deerdiary]

in.

Let's hope the plane can be found before this thread hits 250+ pages.

SPOT FOR SALE.

Edit:

Spot sold to Extra Virgin Organic Coconut Oil. Extra virgin coconut oil: Because virgin by itself doesn't describe most miscers.

[Azuses]

this is what they have to do to find the plane:

1) figure out how much fuel it had when taking off
2) find where the last signal from the plane was sent
3) calculate amount of fuel spent to get to that location
4) calculate amount of fuel left on plane
5) find radius that the plane could have travelled in all directions
6) search bodies of water in that radius
7) give er the old lickeroo

/thread

[HankScorp1o]

In.

[MartyMcFly92]

So all these theories that it was a malfunction are incorrect?

[Siaa]

in.

[montecarlo]

[hotsauce514]

Aliens

[MrNippers]

Inb4 "it floated into space, I know because my dentist's cat's groomer knows a NASA engineer"

[taddpole]

this is what they have to do to find the plane:

1) figure out how much fuel it had when taking off
2) find where the last signal from the plane was sent
3) calculate amount of fuel spent to get to that location
4) calculate amount of fuel left on plane
5) find radius that the plane could have travelled in all directions
6) search bodies of water in that radius
7) give er the old lickeroo

/thread

Oh is that all?

[NYCLegend21]

this is what they have to do to find the plane:

1) figure out how much fuel it had when taking off
2) find where the last signal from the plane was sent
3) calculate amount of fuel spent to get to that location
4) calculate amount of fuel left on plane
5) find radius that the plane could have travelled in all directions
6) search bodies of water in that radius
7) give er the old lickeroo

/thread

But who was possible coordinated landing/refueling and continued flying to anywhere in the world?????

That plane could be anywhere.

Also people have to stop assuming that it crashed in water. People don't steal planes for no reason. There was a plan here. I think that's even more evident now with the release of that last message before the transponder was turned off "alright goodnight"

[bongowongo]

In on coconut thread part 2

[lotus121]

in on first page

EDIT: spot sold to Shaman

[joey628]

In on first page

[Gymrat2000]

in.

Let's hope the plane can be found before this thread hits 250+ pages.

this. in on 1rd page

[ILoveHardWork]

In, hope they find it soon

[District]

So what happened?

[ironicinori]

Is it possible that the plane could have made it into space? I need a pilot or astronaut ITT to answer this question once and for all because we can't seem to agree on whether it's possible.

[derek_jeter]

[turkey_server]

Hnnnng. In.

[DP197]

subbed

[2p4e]

in for later

[Upshall18]

Hope the plane is found before part 3

[WontStopLifting]

inn on first page

[epicbruh]

in

spot on first page for sale

edit: sold to Fringe

[Occy]

Crazy ass theories floating around here

[gatorkunt]

this is what they have to do to find the plane:

1) figure out how much fuel it had when taking off
2) find where the last signal from the plane was sent
3) calculate amount of fuel spent to get to that location
4) calculate amount of fuel left on plane
5) find radius that the plane could have travelled in all directions
6) search bodies of water in that radius
7) give er the old lickeroo

/thread

[cheezr222]

what's the latest?

[TheCanDan]

It was me I OHPd it into space.

[Strengthbrah93]

aw fuk in

edit: spot sold to coconut