Dumbest thing you have ever heard a girl say?

[purpletentacle]

This girl I used to work with threatened to push me off the edge of the world when I was being a cheeky kunt to her. She thought the earth was shaped like a flat, horizontal disc. When I told her that the earth is actually shaped like a sphere, she replied "what's a sphere?" She was in her early 20's.

Another girl I worked with thought that pears were hung on trees like Christmas decorations(?); she didn't realise that they actually grew on trees.

At uni, this girl I knew couldn't understand why suddenly there was no hot water in her house and why the central heating wasn't working. I asked her if she'd checked the boiler; she didn't know what a boiler was or where hot water came from.

[GreekyBeth]

Who's the Pope? Srs. As in not the actual name, but who the Pope is in general.

[davekingz]

What country is Africa in?

[musclepirate]

Not something they directly said. But i once convinced a girl that europe and aisa were the same thing but had different names depending on if it was summer or winter.

[AnotherScorpion]

me in bed with a girl: do you like what you see?
her: I like your ass, do you mind if I use starp-on?

srs

[WayoJberg]

srs this ---> " Is Hitler still alive ?" in history class. Sad thing is she's one of the smarter students.

also these:

"Is that a real tattoo ?" she was referring to a stamp I had on the back of my hand with that days date.
I told this girl "I loved Paul McCartney's singing voice" she replied " Who's Paul McCarthy ?" I berstared her as my eyes shifted down to her shirt which had "The Beatles" logo on it.

[downunder96]

This girl in my class was told to get more paper for the printer and she walked over to the photocopier and started photocopying more paper, me and the teacher asked her what she was doing and she said 'making more paper' we then lolled at her because she thought if you photocopy blank paper it makes more paper and shed been doing it for years lmao

Edit: She cried after lol

[squeeeeze]

"do you get lightning in australia?"

dead srs.

[benmcmc1]

Not a specific thing but i was trying to explain to a girl that steve jobs face was the silouette in this apple logo but she couldn't see it until a few hours later.

[purpletentacle]

I remembered another one.
The same girl who thought pears were hung on trees thought that Oxfordshire was in Oxford, and I explained it was the other way round. She replied "Oxfordshire is in London though right?"
Straight facepalm

[WhiteM95]

"Wait, I thought fax machines Just shredded up the paper and sent it along the cable to the other persons fax machine, like magic"

Yes......srs


A friend does rock picking (where they get paid like $25 an hour to pick rocks out of paddocks for crops so it doesnt affect the machines etc.)
A girl asked what it was, and he said "its where we pick rocks, we need to fertilize some of the rock paddocks first for a while though, make sure they grow big"
Her: Wait, really? Rocks are grown out of the ground?

[purpletentacle]

This girl in my class was told to get more paper for the printer and she walked over to the photocopier and started photocopying more paper, me and the teacher asked her what she was doing and she said 'making more paper' we then lolled at her because she thought if you photocopy blank paper it makes more paper and shed been doing it for years lmao

Edit: She cried after lol

legit one of the funniest things I've ever read lol

[Wolvuk]

... girlfriend thought the sky was blue because of the ocean's reflection.

And various other things she's said. It's a good thing she's hot and has a kind personality, hardly the sharpest tool in the box. Not like I'm going to marry her though so it works for me.

[boxcarguy07]

Me - "Are you a koala?"

Girl - "The fuk is that?"

[KakeJelly]

A girl I met in America was amazed that we had dogs and pizza in Australia.

Girl at school asked my mate (who's South African) why he wasn't black.

That's all I can think of now

[TheCannibalCow]

This girl in my class was told to get more paper for the printer and she walked over to the photocopier and started photocopying more paper, me and the teacher asked her what she was doing and she said 'making more paper' we then lolled at her because she thought if you photocopy blank paper it makes more paper and shed been doing it for years lmao



Edit: She cried after lol

Best. Story. Ever

[MysteriousNomad]

What's 50 percent of 100?.."idk"

[Zmeister]

I was changing the water in the fish tank and my GF said to me don't put too much water in you will drown the fish.

There's probably more but this just sticks in my mind because I nearly died with laughter.

[purpletentacle]

I was changing the water in the fish tank and my GF said to me don't put too much water in you will drown the fish.

There's probably more but this just sticks in my mind because I nearly died with laughter.

oh lawd

[MehCheniti]

How did Hitler die?

[SF49ers]

Diamonds don't lose value.

[WIKI18]

Girl: I want to become an investment banker after graduation
Teacher: Any idea what investment bankers do?
Girl: Invest in stocks and stuff

[Maltuz]

Girl in my highschool said: Brown cowns make chocolate milk.....

she was 100% dead serious, it took about 15 minutes of discussing to convince her it was a joke

[Wizard9]

Africa dosent exist

[headinahole]

"Pearl Harbor? That place sounds so pretty but everything else about Florida sucks."


I got up like was going to the bathroom and walked home.

[Cacophony]

This girl in my class was told to get more paper for the printer and she walked over to the photocopier and started photocopying more paper, me and the teacher asked her what she was doing and she said 'making more paper' we then lolled at her because she thought if you photocopy blank paper it makes more paper and shed been doing it for years lmao

Edit: She cried after lol

omg lol thats amazing.

[H3lo]

"Whats a pull-up?" While standing under a pull-up bar.

[KizzaK]

What country is Africa in?

This.

And another sloot, tried to correct her and said "Africa is its own country, you know, that's why they have South Africa, North Africa"

[headinahole]

This.

And another sloot, tried to correct her and said "Africa is its own country, you know, that's why they have South Africa, North Africa"

Strong ignorance such as that makes my dink soft.

[skinnyfataussie]

OMG last night. She asked what makes the moon bright at night..... She thought it was the ocean...