Sluttiest thing some broad has done to you?

[MALIK1994]

Bj in mcd's under the table


Felt good mayne

[WoofieNugget]

Ex girlfriend of mine was coming into town and we used to smash whenever she did. She was incredibly hot but also crazy (Guayanese girl).

One time she asked me what I wanted her to wear and I told her to wear full schoolgirl outfit, kilt, pigtails, white blouse, etc. and she did. When I picked her up at the airport she was in full outfit and slut mode - looked incredibly hot, guys heads were turning in the airport. We went back to her parents' place where she was staying and she went in full schoolgirl character after we walked in and started acting like a high school girl with a teacher asking me to bang her in her daddy's bed.

It was over ten years ago and I still think about it.

[TorakFirenze]

one girl had a kink that she wanted to hit during sex.

not light spanking on her butt, but i'd be on top of her and she'd reach back and slap me across the face. so I told her i'll give her a receipt if she did that to me- in other words she'll get one back
she hit me one good time, so I put a darth vader choke on her with one hand and she gurgled. I asked if she liked that, she said yes..so I slapped her back across her cheek..she moaned 'yes baby just like that'

I did not do it again, but I did keep different hand chokes on her

Strong sig to post content correlation, fuark.


One girl and I phukked in the same room where her bro was sleeping in the bed 1m away from "ours".

[dtugg]

This one chick begged my to cum on her face. To this day I am not sure if she really liked cum on her face or if she did it entirely for my benefit.

It doesn't really seem that slutty to me because of all the porn but at the same time, in my experience girls do not beg you to cum on their faces in real life, so it actually is really slutty. Am I correct?

[Ethanolbrah]

lol not surprised to see all these stories are posted by North American miscers. Good luck finding a wife over there.

[Ace Thedics]

lol not surprised to see all these stories are posted by North American miscers. Good luck finding a wife over there.

No thanks, don't want

This one chick begged my to cum on her face. To this day I am not sure if she really liked cum on her face or if she did it entirely for my benefit.

It doesn't really seem that slutty to me because of all the porn but at the same time, in my experience girls do not beg you to cum on their faces in real life, so it actually is really slutty. Am I correct?

Idk, from my experience they never wanted it on their face because it was degrading

[prime853]

lol not surprised to see all these stories are posted by North American miscers. Good luck finding a wife over there.

Bitches are slooty here too mane
ex of mine begged me to cum in her angus so she could feel "me" in her all day while she was at school

[ImmaWoya]

She dropped her books in the library to get my attention and then had her friend text me

sloots gunna sloot

lol aware

[Menark]

This girl I was dating was really flirty when she got drunk so I spent all night fuming over her talking to other guys and touching their arm when they made her laugh once she was ready to go we walked out and I was drunker than I have ever been before and I cried she felt so bad we got a taxi and she sucked my dink in the back seat. I was trying to blow but I was too drunk so when we got home I put about four or five loads in her.

[Trouserworm]

Literally and fully covered every inch of my ex in nutella, and licked her clean. Suffice to say, the orgasms were intense.

So you covered her face, back and feet in nutella? That would look fukin retarded and set you back at least a tub or two, plus make you puke

[patriotmazz]

Giving me her phone number

[Ethanolbrah]

Bitches are slooty here too mane
ex of mine begged me to cum in her angus so she could feel "me" in her all day while she was at school

OK: good luck finding a wife in the West.

[KazBrah]

>Smashing this chick who has a BF
>One day she comes over all dolled up, hair and make up done professionally
>Smash
>When shes leaving I ask her why she was all dressed up
>"Oh its *boyfriends names* birthday and im going to dinner with his parents after this"
>bertstare.jpg




Few hours later I'm sitting on my computer and I see a picture of her in my news feed, it was from her BF's page, she was tagged in the photo. They are sitting at a table in a fine dining environment, his parents had taken the picture, shes kissing him on the cheek while hes opening a present caption is "I love my baby so much" xoxox <3 <3"

Never talked to her again after that, she was blowing up my phone until I told her that she was just too much, she offered to "break up with him and date me"

lel

[Woofwolf]

I just recently moved to my current city and stayed in a hostel for a wee bit (4 days)...So I'd sort out few things such as place to stay and go for viewings and whatnot. Set up viewing prior to arriving.

Anyways:

-Single Back-packing girl. (Western, not gonna mention any nationality )
-We start to talk from the minute I arrived
-The second night, uhh good lord.. Shagged her IN THE SHOWER (unisex) till she started drooling .
-We are also sharing bed (double-deck bed) and crawled into her bed and ****ed her whilst two other people were asleep.

-Second time being black paid off -heheheh!

[LoveToSpoog]

>Smashing this chick who has a BF
>One day she comes over all dolled up, hair and make up done professionally
>Smash
>When shes leaving I ask her why she was all dressed up
>"Oh its *boyfriends names* birthday and im going to dinner with his parents after this"
>bertstare.jpg




Few hours later I'm sitting on my computer and I see a picture of her in my news feed, it was from her BF's page, she was tagged in the photo. They are sitting at a table in a fine dining environment, his parents had taken the picture, shes kissing him on the cheek while hes opening a present caption is "I love my baby so much" xoxox <3 <3"

Never talked to her again after that, she was blowing up my phone until I told her that she was just too much, she offered to "break up with him and date me"

lel

Should have awared the guy man, that's ****ed

[LoveToSpoog]

Bitches are slooty here too mane
ex of mine begged me to cum in her angus so she could feel "me" in her all day while she was at school

Lol wut

[robbocrew]

bish told me to phuck her kunt while choking and smacking her. Das not it mane, felt like i was letting my parents down or something.

^ lost it

[WillPharoh]

Girl im dating blew me in my car parked literally right outside of her apartment home at night underneath those lamp lights

[bleachedmuff]

I know it's a recurring misc joke, but I seriously have had a broad tongue punch my fart box and lick my balls - purely because she enjoys it.

[Land_Down_Under]

will rep for pics of said sloots

[JayRoddy]

First girlfriend (both very young at that time) would scratch her angus and let me smell her fingers in public places... (and yes, i wanted to smell it, it was my idea)

[bleachedmuff]

will rep for pics of said sloots

I will take spoon pics later tonight - and will deliver tomorrow when I get back on my laptop - because I'm going to see the same broad tonight.

EDIT: Not spoon pics of her tonguing my angus or licking my nutsack. Too difficult.

[rflores90]

Sloot reached for my cock pulled it out, gave me a hand job then sucked my dink after 2 weeks of talking.

[vordulmega]

- ate mcdonalds together
- got BJ
- vomited big mac all over my dink after i came
- srs

[iDNTgivaSHTlisa]

-2nd day of 3day long houseparty
-sleeping in tents in the yard
-female friend is mad at her totally ****ed up BF because he was hitting on other girls earlier
-her BF starts to puke in their tent, she gets mad and leaves his tent
-comes into my tent, we f*ck laying 6ft away from her BF
-was my best female friend at the time (lost contact after that)

[silverfighter]

No pics since it's been forever ago

So there I was, Freshman year of college sitting on the bus on my way home when this girl walked in. I had previously hooked up with her on my parent's bed and she actually warned me that if I started lifting she would show up at my parent's house and tell them all the freaky sh!t I liked to do in bed with her. Scared me straight (srs).

Anyway, sitting in the near back of the bus as it was pretty empty and she came over to me. Sat right next to me and as we were talking she lifted my shirt up and sucked on my left pec/nipple for the whole ride (srs). Didn't give a fuk and it felt good as fuk as well.

Just remembered this and wish more sloots were like this.

Lord almighty

[prime853]

-2nd day of 3day long houseparty
-sleeping in tents in the yard
-female friend is mad at her totally ****ed up BF because he was hitting on other girls earlier
-her BF starts to puke in their tent, she gets mad and leaves his tent
-comes into my tent, we f*ck laying 6ft away from her BF
-was my best female friend at the time (lost contact after that)

merlin

[Parrkerr]

So you covered her face, back and feet in nutella? That would look fukin retarded and set you back at least a tub or two, plus make you puke

Fookin miscers calling out people on the logistics of their tales...

[High4Lyf]

2nd yr of uni, french quebecois sloot wanted me to take her back to my apartment
-couldn't do it because of religious ****gy roomie who had a strict policy of bringing no girls back
-took her to the apartment building anyways
-make out session in the elevator and phuked her right next to the stair case near the fire exit
-She made a big deal outta it later that I didn't respect her enough to take her back to my apartment...lol wut stfu sloot.

[Midgetkiller]

Literally and fully covered every inch of my ex in nutella, and licked her clean. Suffice to say, the orgasms were intense.

I see you took your profile pic after smashing her, getting in close and personal full body style.

























































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