RH Chat 24: "I've never felt a connection like this before." - love, potato

[Stix14]

My dick is like the movie Speed, it won't explode as long as it keeps moving.

[AJ7123]

What is wrong with you people?? I would rather skip sex all together if neither of us is finishing. If I'm risking pregnancy stds and hurt feels it better be an amazing orgasm otherwise it's a waste of time, I'm not there to get sexually frustrated and sent home. If it happens with a bf then no biggie but whats the point of casual sex if there is no orgasm?

[hublife]

What is wrong with you people?? I would rather skip sex all together if neither of us is finishing. If I'm risking pregnancy stds and hurt feels it better be an amazing orgasm otherwise it's a waste of time, I'm not there to get sexually frustrated and sent home. If it happens with a bf then no biggie but whats the point of casual sex if there is no orgasm?

Wanna know how I know you don't know what good sex is?

[AJ7123]

Wanna know how I know you don't know what good sex is?

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Please do tell

[HeBrewHammah]

Because she see's it in absolutes and absolutes only!

[endomonkey]

And that is why I love going to the chiropractor.... I had dislocated ribs. That's why I was in so much pain. I need to stop ****ing them up.

[Boffothe]

What is wrong with you people?? I would rather skip sex all together if neither of us is finishing. If I'm risking pregnancy stds and hurt feels it better be an amazing orgasm otherwise it's a waste of time, I'm not there to get sexually frustrated and sent home. If it happens with a bf then no biggie but whats the point of casual sex if there is no orgasm?

you keep talkin like that and sting is finna whoop your ass

[Navillus13]

And that is why I love going to the chiropractor.... I had dislocated ribs. That's why I was in so much pain. I need to stop ****ing them up.

so did the chiropracter fix your ribs and make sure that will never happen ever again?


ooorrrr did they just bandaid a temp fix just so you can go back in 6 months to fix the same shiit again.

[endomonkey]

so did the chiropracter fix your ribs and make sure that will never happen ever again?


ooorrrr did they just bandaid a temp fix just so you can go back in 6 months to fix the same shiit again.

Bandaid of course. I don't think there is a way to stop it forever.

[Tiffany Wantsmore]

I agree. Men don't seem to be nearly as worried if the woman doesn't come. Sex doesn't always need to be goal oriented. The very fact that orgasm would be given more importance than intimacy shows what the priorities are in a relationship.

It's because it takes effort to get a woman off (usually) but no effort at all for a guy. I slept with a guy years ago who came before he got it all the way in.

Plus men bitch about having blue balls and women being cockteasers etc if they don't end up getting laid/sucked/wanked off, whatever.

So the sex isn't good unless you finish? Hmm... this is news to me

Typically...unless it's someone I've slept with several times and have finally relaxed.

Hmm our assumed carnal liaison should you come to England to promote your book is OFF! I would never be able to live with myself if I slept with you and you didn't finish, when I'm pretty certain I would, many times in fact. Assuming you stayed at the front of course.

[Bassackwards]

Because she see's it in absolutes and absolutes only!

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

[Navillus13]

Bandaid of course. I don't think there is a way to stop it forever.

There's always a way. A chiro wont tell you how though.

[Tiffany Wantsmore]

BF is in a business meeting so I just texted "your cock was so hard this morning"

Am I doing it right?

[endomonkey]

There's always a way. A chiro wont tell you how though.

Well besides the rehab exercises for strength and stability and to stop lifting. We did go over those. So yeah I guess that is a way to stop it forever but I'm not going to stop lifting so at least having a way to fix it is better than nothing.

[endomonkey]

BF is in a business meeting so I just texted "your cock was so hard this morning"

Am I doing it right?

Did you know it was hard bc you woke him up with a morning BJ? If so then yes. If you just looked at it and rolled over getting 10 extra mins of sleeps then not so much.

[Tiffany Wantsmore]

Did you know it was hard bc you woke him up with a morning BJ? If so then yes. If you just looked at it and rolled over getting 10 extra mins of sleeps then not so much.

He got a hand job.

[Stix14]

Did you know it was hard bc you woke him up with a morning BJ? If so then yes. If you just looked at it and rolled over getting 10 extra mins of sleeps then not so much.

Word, I hate when it's just being stared at...c'mon, play with it...

[endomonkey]

He got a hand job.

Wait the girl that demands oral everytime and all he gets is a handy............smh

[Tiffany Wantsmore]

Wait the girl that demands oral everytime and all he gets is a handy............smh

He would have got a BJ if he ever did it to me. Until he does, he gets nothing.

[HeBrewHammah]

Tomorrow morning @ 5am, I will awake to a hand on my cawk that is not my own - I will then proceed to get that gushy gushy.

[endomonkey]

He would have got a BJ if he ever did it to me. Until he does, he gets nothing.

Wait he doesn't give you oral? Why be selfish on your part though and hold out? You should do it cause you want to not bc you want to keep the score board even.

[Tiffany Wantsmore]

Wait he doesn't give you oral? Why be selfish on your part though and hold out? You should do it cause you want to not bc you want to keep the score board even.

Why is it selfish for me not to do it but not for him? Guess who got oral the last several times and who didn't?

It's not fair, and I don't even really like doing it anyway, I only do it because he likes it. So why can't he do it because I like it?

[Stix14]

Any woman who doesn't make her man cum at least 5 times a week wants him to get prostate cancer. So watch out fellas, if your girl is only giving it to you once or twice a week, she wants you dead.

[HeBrewHammah]

Any woman who doesn't make her man cum at least 5 times a week wants him to get prostate cancer. So watch out fellas, if your girl is only giving it to you once or twice a week, she wants you dead.

I guess I'm heading towards Immortality then?

[TheJizzler]

He got a hand job.

Ouch

[Stix14]

I guess I'm heading towards Immortality then?

Your body may survive, but you'll inevitably get Alzheimer's because your brain will deteriorate...

[Tiffany Wantsmore]

Any woman who doesn't make her man cum at least 5 times a week wants him to get prostate cancer. So watch out fellas, if your girl is only giving it to you once or twice a week, she wants you dead.

He still gets to cum 4 or 5 times a week, don't worry

Ouch

Hand jobs are easy when there's foreskin, not to start the whole debate again but it acts as a guide, kind of. He still got off, I'm not one of those girls who hasn't learned how to touch her man the way he likes.

[Stix14]

He still gets to cum 4 or 5 times a week, don't worry

Hand jobs are easy when there's foreskin, not to start the whole debate again but it acts as a guide, kind of. He still got off, I'm not one of those girls who hasn't learned how to touch her man the way he likes.

**Anti-circumcision/Pro-foreskin crew**

Missed reading your foreskin advocate rants

[bitty_bish]

Why is it selfish for me not to do it but not for him? Guess who got oral the last several times and who didn't?

It's not fair, and I don't even really like doing it anyway, I only do it because he likes it. So why can't he do it because I like it?

I would straight up sob if I didn't get oral on the reg. I'm sorry. But aside from that, he seems like a pretty great guy.
I don't understand why you don't like s'in the d....I crave doing that as much as I do him tonguing me.

[HeBrewHammah]

Your body may survive, but you'll inevitably get Alzheimer's because your brain will deteriorate...

keep it up stix.....keep it up...