The Official ☆☆☆UK Crew☆☆☆ Thread � Version 21 � Mod Appreciation Thread

[happylifter]

IN

what do you want me to say lel

sounds like your favourite sort of person would only be better if he played rugby at which point you guys would get on so well

[Smudge_]

Maybe I'll start playing World of Warcraft and paint my windows black

[BeastModeK]

...

Luckily, WoW is a level of geek I haven't yet reached... And I'll be honest its the monthly subscription thats putting me off. My jacked up diablo 3 characters are my highest level of geek so far.

[joshwah]

Luckily, WoW is a level of geek I haven't yet reached... And I'll be honest its the monthly subscription thats putting me off. My jacked up diablo 3 characters are my highest level of geek so far.

You're lucky. I geeked WoW for 5 years. The worst was when I was at 6th form. I had so much time on my hands. Was playing 12 hours a day on average over the 7 days of a week.

It's the best game I've ever played by a long way. Time to grow up now unfortunately.

[BeastModeK]

You're lucky. I geeked WoW for 5 years. The worst was when I was at 6th form. I had so much time on my hands. Was playing 12 hours a day on average over the 7 days of a week.

It's the best game I've ever played by a long way. Time to grow up now unfortunately.

So tempted to invest but I know it won't end well. It does look pretty addictive, however I've wasted many hours on diablo 3 (350 hours+ IIRC) so I'm keeping clear of gaming for a while...



Also lol:

[Tabris]

Also lol:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/x3e6G65.png[/IG]

lol'd

[Parsons7]

going to xoyo even without misc bros


if anyone does come in the end, say hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[FS2]

Party in Earls court tonight

[Ronceiro]

For any Londoners about a few of us will be heading to temple (other side of waterloo bridge) to watch the England v Wales game on Sunday, probably get there at half one and get food and pints in prior to kick off.

Looks like it's gonna be a semi-homo double-date haha

[jibzz]

going to xoyo even without misc bros


if anyone does come in the end, say hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Is this XOYO in shoreditch? If it is tell me how it is. I might be going there in a few weeks.

[BeastModeK]

Looks like it's gonna be a semi-homo double-date haha

I knew you were a *******.







You better bring me flowers.

[Notsogifted]

You're lucky. I geeked WoW for 5 years. The worst was when I was at 6th form. I had so much time on my hands. Was playing 12 hours a day on average over the 7 days of a week.

It's the best game I've ever played by a long way. Time to grow up now unfortunately.

You can take the boy out of azeroth, but you can't take azeroth out of the boy.



tell me you don't get feels when you hear the storm wind or login tunes from Vanilla/BC era

[legbrah]

but who was tricep

[happylifter]

legbro hath returned to hith rightful place






inb4 still not lifting but claiming to be the best under 80kg in the thread

[daisybee81]

legbro hath returned to hith rightful place

Awww yes welcome back leggy

[Parsons7]

cliffs of last night
-arrvied at 9:15 and got in to XoYo
-Eats everything and justin martin were playing
-Go up to smoking area and this auzzie girl came up and said 'haai, ma gurlfrieeend thinks youra from 'straya'
-Went down stairs and started to shuffle, bitches were mirin
- 8.5/10 girl asked me to get on the podium with her, started to dance and was going well
-spoke to her mates and randomly got down and just stood to the side of me
-called her back up twice and she didnt come, sick mate
-tried to dance with this 7.5/10 and she half assed danced back then got out some coke and gummed it there
-another 7/10 came over and started to punch my stomach, then got with my mate, had a go at me for not talking to her 4/10 whale
-this girl then starts licking her credit card, mate freaks out and darts,
-cant get home
-play the piano in st p

[legbrah]

Girl A: former UK crew female miscer from a fairly northbound location
Guy A: Permabanned UK crew miscer with an affinity for blades, daggers, knives, anything sharp and asphyxiation. Weirded out everyone at the first meet because he didn't talk and glared ominously at his plate for the whole meal.

- Girl A claims not to want to the UK crew to find out.. but Snapchats another UK miscer a picture of guy A in bed.
- Havoc amidst London crew who were unaware of her presence.
- Demand evidence as no one could be so FA as to travel a ridiculous distance and then bail on meeting fellow miscers
- evidence eventually provided
- minds destroyed.


She must have wanted us to know if she sent that snap chat!



EDIT: THIS JUST IN! She's raging and the plot thickens!!


OH MAH LAWD.

[michael_xyz]

cliffs of last night
-arrvied at 9:15 and got in to XoYo
-Eats everything and justin martin were playing
-Go up to smoking area and this auzzie girl came up and said 'haai, ma gurlfrieeend thinks youra from 'straya'
-Went down stairs and started to shuffle, bitches were mirin
- 8.5/10 girl asked me to get on the podium with her, started to dance and was going well
-spoke to her mates and randomly got down and just stood to the side of me
-called her back up twice and she didnt come, sick mate
-tried to dance with this 7.5/10 and she half assed danced back then got out some coke and gummed it there
-another 7/10 came over and started to punch my stomach, then got with my mate, had a go at me for not talking to her 4/10 whale
-this girl then starts licking her credit card, mate freaks out and darts,
-cant get home
-play the piano in st p

There's probably like 10 girls out there complaining they didn't get with you. Seriously Jooms, what is this chit?

[happylifter]

There's probably like 10 girls out there complaining they didn't get with you. Seriously Jooms, what is this chit?

this man chicks get blue balls as well think about how badly your hurting the female population

[michael_xyz]

Jooms is waiting on a girl to kiss him first, grab his balls and then take out a condom from her bag for him to get the message.

[happylifter]

Jooms is waiting on a girl to kiss him first, grab his balls and then take out a condom from her bag for him to get the message.

i personally imagine jooms has a few chicks on fb poking him and his just like pls sthap

[AWG]

sounds like your favourite sort of person would only be better if he played rugby at which point you guys would get on so well

lololol. Das it.

Needs to go on tinder and slay some gangas

[Ronceiro]

Beastmodek in hospital after getting hit by a car. He's well enough to be snapchatting himself in hospital ie not a major trauma/resus situation but unaware as to whether he's broken bones or not.

If there are any uncomplicated fractures they'll position it, externally hold eg with a cast and he'll be out of hospital quickly. Hopefully this happens.

Cliff what happened once you get out of hospital *******

[michael_xyz]

Stay safe UK crew.

[Parsons7]

There's probably like 10 girls out there complaining they didn't get with you. Seriously Jooms, what is this chit?

Jooms is waiting on a girl to kiss him first, grab his balls and then take out a condom from her bag for him to get the message.

i geuinely tried with 3 girls and didnt work. and even though you are semi joking about the girls doing everything before i get the picture...

every first kiss with a girl (2 so far pahaha) they have initiated it, and when i lost my V, pretty much nothing to do with me all her.

[joshwah]

You can take the boy out of azeroth, but you can't take azeroth out of the boy.



tell me you don't get feels when you hear the storm wind or login tunes from Vanilla/BC era

Haha yes mate. I wish a lot that I could go back and play the good days of Vanilla / BC.

[michael_xyz]

i geuinely tried with 3 girls and didnt work. and even though you are semi joking about the girls doing everything before i get the picture...

every first kiss with a girl (2 so far pahaha) they have initiated it, and when i lost my V, pretty much nothing to do with me all her.

Tried how?

If they came up to you and started dancing then to me that's indication enough that she wants you, she wants your dick - in and around her mouth. Literally all you do is dance back and the make out and then so on. How is this hard?!

Haha yes mate. I wish a lot that I could go back and play the good days of Vanilla / BC.

Feels.

Never played legit WoW though. I was on that poverty time, only played private servers for years lol. Still remember how amazing vanilla and BC were though. So much fun! Only problem is that any MMO you play now just pales in comparison. I played GW2 for a couple of weeks and really killed it (talking 8 hours a day) but then just stopped. Only played a lot because my other RL friends were playing over the summer so we were just on Skype playing for a long time. I can't play any single player games these days though and even MMO I gotta have RL friends playing.

Dunno if anyone has played GW2 here but I remember spending 10 hours one day doing jumping puzzles with two other friends. Just literally on Skype for over 10 hours doing these puzzles. So much fun though.

[BeastModeK]

Cliff what happened once you get out of hospital *******

Fuark.

Basically, been looking to buy a new car as a run-around and buy another joocy one I can drive weekends. Found a cheap Pug in 'barking', went and got it. Driving back to Landon and...

- on the A406 and there's a bit of traffic
- I come to a halt, chilling listening to moozik
- see a huge ass lorry in my rear view mirror coming at me full speed
- brb he's not slowing down...
- he's penetrated me full force
- The little PUG I'm in gets sammiched
- bish, bash, bosh, I'm getting chucked around like a rag doll

I was fine, got out the car was slightly baffled wtf happened. Ambalamps turns up, ask q's then the paramedic goes all paranoid and crazy. Straps me to this 'bed' (by strap... I mean STRAP. I felt like Hannibal lecter) we go hospital.

I'm literally tied up so I don't move. Body strapped to 'bed' and my head is sammiched between two blocks. After X-rays / MRI scan there's a little gathering in my hospital room, 6 doctors & 2 nurses all asking q's and prodding at me.

'Can you feel this' - touches legs/feet
'Does this hurt?' - pinches thigh
At this point I was thinking 'don't think I'ma make it brah'

After a few hours and some specialist doctor turns up, they come to a conclusion I'm superman. I was paralysed and going to die but miraculously healed while waiting.

[happylifter]

well atleast the insurance claim will sort your new whip out

[BeastModeK]

well atleast the insurance claim will sort your new whip out

Well... I'm fully comp on my other car (the alfa) which I assumed permits me to drive any car within limits of engine size/value... However I've just discovered I must not own the car. (UwotM8?)