I like to think I could take a kangaroo, providing it didn't disembowel me (no one's gonna be aware)
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02-16-2014, 04:02 PM #151Registered User
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02-16-2014, 04:03 PM #152
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02-16-2014, 04:07 PM #153Registered User
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Originally Posted by cheerupemokid
Originally Posted by Spoonhands
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02-16-2014, 04:14 PM #154the kid with the fat knob
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^^^^ anybody have that kangaroo's routine
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02-16-2014, 04:18 PM #155Registered User
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Leopard easy.
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02-16-2014, 04:21 PM #156Registered User
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An emperor penguin, I would circle it whilst delivering roundhouse kicks to weaken it - after about 10 minutes of this I would shoot in behind it and German suplex it until life left its web-footed body...
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02-16-2014, 04:21 PM #157Registered User
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02-16-2014, 04:22 PM #158checking privilege...
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any creature from pof
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02-16-2014, 04:27 PM #159Don't be scared homie!
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I could definitely kill a pig. Maybe a cow too but if it kicks its hind legs then its all over.
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02-22-2014, 12:18 PM #160Registered User
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oh really well theres a lost one in my backyard..u think i can get u back the sport just one time....be careful doe... i've already rustled his jimmies..Originally Posted by kenyanbrahhh
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02-22-2014, 12:21 PM #161Longdistance skateboarder
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Blue whale.
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02-22-2014, 12:24 PM #162Registered User
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an obese human. some of them weigh 800+ and they can't move.
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sickening striations
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02-22-2014, 12:34 PM #163Registered User
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Homo erectus
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02-22-2014, 05:47 PM #164The Prince Of All ***'s
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Just THIS one time. Brb striped camouflage clothing. Going now!!!Originally Posted by ChelaBella
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02-22-2014, 05:48 PM #165likes sex
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02-22-2014, 05:51 PM #166The Usurper
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02-22-2014, 05:51 PM #167Registered User
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Ops mom
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02-22-2014, 05:56 PM #168
A very fat human being (world record)
600+ pounds
They can't walk and I just sit on his chest and he dead can't breathe no more
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02-22-2014, 05:58 PM #169Registered User
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A retarded dolphin.
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02-22-2014, 05:59 PM #170Banned
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this came up for meOriginally Posted by Bettabez
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02-22-2014, 05:59 PM #171Registered User
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I think I could probably take out a Capybara if it was a life and death situation
loled hard as **** at the title of that article
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02-22-2014, 06:01 PM #172Registered User
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Probably a larger dog since all they can do it bite.
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02-22-2014, 06:02 PM #173Kobe The GOATBE
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Originally Posted by Daz206
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02-22-2014, 06:03 PM #174Registered User
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Probably a baby goat just because they are stupid as fukk and always think you are playing with them.
Edit: this is only possible in some parallel universe where I am not afraid of baby goats though."What do you say, for instance, about a generation that has been taught that rain is poison and sex is death? If making love might be fatal and if a cool spring breeze on any summer afternoon can turn a crystal blue lake into a puddle of black poison right in front of your eyes, there is not much left except TV and relentless masturbation. It's a strange world. Some people get rich and others eat sh*t and die."
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02-22-2014, 06:04 PM #175meat for the machine
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A wolf. maybe. Take a hit of some bath salts to feel no pain then try to strangle it.
don't take this seriously
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02-22-2014, 06:05 PM #176Registered User
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i could probably take on most dogs, as in i can kill them before they kill me. i'll probably be fked up as hell afterwards though
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02-22-2014, 06:06 PM #177I don't even lift
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gjdmOriginally Posted by MesoPeaks
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02-22-2014, 06:07 PM #178Banned
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maybe one of the bigger dogs. I'll have to use both hands and feet though
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02-22-2014, 06:08 PM #179Agnostic Atheist
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A dinosaur.
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02-22-2014, 06:12 PM #180⚠️⚠️⚠️Alpha Alert⚠️⚠️⚠️
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Get me the biggest and the baddest shark in the cage and I'd surely take him down. I just have to wait till it suffocates cus obviously it's gills need h2o . What do I win Op?
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