Misc decides what I say to tinder matches (again) (pics)

[TheGainsBrah]

edit: some of my other tinder threads

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...tinder+matches
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...tinder+matches
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...tinder+matches

So far I've got these

lmao she already has uggs n an ipad











Wut do misc?

[Purplekoolaid]

"Truth or phuk"

Spell phuk correctly though

[NonSmoker]

inb4 you do absolutely nothing and this was just a brag thread

[TheGainsBrah]

"Truth or phuk"

Spell phuk correctly though

Inb4 aw fuk bye

[Sikstupid]

inb4 you do absolutely nothing and this was just a brag thread

He delivered last thread. Brought some good luls.

[TheTitansFan]

You wanna play the rape game?

[Sherman60]

Inb4 aw fuk bye

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/rp0R93F.jpg[IMG]

And here we go...

[Purplekoolaid]

Usually you just start without "wanna play a game"

[Benkei123]

the last grill, the only one that's actually looking good
tell her the hbb line


Oh heavenly blessed beauty, whose inner beauty is simply diving and everlasting, I would love to be your knight in shining armor. If you want to talk to a good friend, honest, sweet and tender, you can do with me at any moment, I am a good person, kind, loyal and sincere. My friendship that I offer you is clean and transparent. I congratulate to you, because you are very beautiful, your beauty, your charming figure, your pleasant and angelical smile, your personality, your happiness, your charm, your kindness, your beautiful eyes, your lips soft and exquisite, delicate your hands, your legs precious Your beautiful, spectacular and divine body, you have all these qualities and more, you are a wonderful and perfect woman, your gaze is tender and sweet, penetrating my soul. The beauty of a rose has no comparison with the sweetness of your face and the beauty of your heart. I am of the people, I like to have a good relationship with all my friends.

[TheGainsBrah]

inb4 you do absolutely nothing and this was just a brag thread

I always deliver brah

You wanna play the rape game?

Need something more lulzy

[ShadowBarkley]

Inb4 aw fuk bye

[Purplekoolaid]

How many nice seafood dinners do you think it would take to seduce your panties off and turn you into my bedroom acrobat?

[BillySitch]

Inb4 aw fuk bye

[h1eRr0]

"you be the bank, i'll be the robber. I'ma gonna stick you up"

[TheGainsBrah]

How many nice seafood dinners do you think it would take to seduce your panties off and turn you into my bedroom acrobat?

[newleaseonlife]

LOL...He's actually going through with it! lol

[TheGainsBrah]

What should I strike with?

[LiftnAllDay]

In.

[HiddenMozart]

What should I strike with?

what's up my lil' croissant

[Russ2485]

Just simply ask "You want sum fuk?"

[TheGainsBrah]

what's up my lil' croissant

[Benkei123]

What should I strike with?

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are you an archaeologist cause i've got a large bone that needs examining

[Scootap13]

In on these lolz

[newleaseonlife]

What's up my lil croissant?

Nm...how are you.


I want to peel you apart layer by layer until I reach the middle.

[Realityy]

your last thread was great


if you can be bothered to type:

"Hello heavenly blessed beauty whose beauty is as timeless as those of the great pyramids. I would do battle with a group of hippopotamus with nothing more than a hand carved shank from a saudi arabian oil sheik, jump into a pirahna infested river with two rhinoceros beetles gnawing my testicles, and dive to the depths of the challenger deep with nothing but sarah jessica parkers queef's as my air supply just to sit next to the guy who sat next to you on the bus in high school.

Some background on me, I was born in the remote village of habibi in the outskirts of djibouti to an albanian prostitute where i was raised by an ascetic monk in the azerbaijan mountains before moving to croatia at the age of 5. at the age of 15 I was conscripted into the croatian military where I served as a janitorial technician in iran. After moving to florida at 19, I followed my mothers footsteps and roamed the streets as a prostitute, selling blowjobs for 5 bucks.

After a brief stint in rehab, i turned my life around and became a personal trainer. In the past several years I've hunted with the indigenous tribes of sri lanka, found 3 previously unknown star clusters with nothing more than my grandmothers magnifying glass, some ducktape and tinfoil and and have had a statue erected in honor of me in Uzbekistan for peace negotiatians with the native titthibhalad tribe. How about you?"

[tollyboy]

ask her how many seconds there are in one feet.

[James199117]

Oh lawd, so in.

[Lendogg]

das it mane

^^^wizard

[Russ2485]

This has potential to be epic thread

[lowdownndirty]

It's weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasures...when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making along the way