So basically i have an older sister (1 year) with tons of hot friends. I've liked this particular one since i was like 11 or 12, she's always been the kind of chick that has had guys chasing after her.
This girl knows that I've had a crush on her for a very long time. I don't think about her regularly, but when i do see her from time to time, i still want her bad. I was lucky enough to kiss her once when i was 12 playing spin the bottle.
So i saw her the other night at my sis' joint, and she remarked to my sister who told me later that i have gotten muscular and looked good. I guess she hadn't seen me in like a year or so. We also go to the same uni, and she said if i needed any help with subjects, to get her number from my sister.
So i proceed to ask my sister if this girl currently has a boyfriend, as usual, she does. Until i got a msg last night updating me on her status that she is now single, and has been for a month. But it was kept hush hush just in case they got back together.
So i got her number today from my sis, and this is what i wrote in the message:
"Hey *name* its MadDash, i got ur number from my sis. Hows your study for exams going? I've been living in procrasti-nation for the last couple of weeks."
What kind of stupid **** message is that? procrasti-nation...what was i thinking. Such a lame lame attempt at a joke. And thus far, no reply (msg was sent 5 hours ago)
I had my window, and i ****ed it. I put the pussy on a pedastool. I have recently been with a few girls, and even shagged this chick 3 years my elder, so the fact that she's older is not a problem. Or even my confidence. I just choked...
/facepalm
Cliffs:
- sister has hot friend
- Had an 8 year long crush on girl
- She's always had boyfriends
- recently commented saying i looked good
- i send her a message that has sunk me
- wasted opportunity
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11-16-2008, 11:27 PM #1Registered User
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I fail at hitting on a 8 year long crush [Strong Choke]
"Obsessed is a word used by the lazy to describe the dedicated."
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11-16-2008, 11:28 PM #2Registered User
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gee 5 hours ago, maybe you should strong choke ur chicken while ur waiting
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11-16-2008, 11:29 PM #3melbourne, australia
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Why did you talk about school man? Dont ever talk about school if you want a girl, ever, its the most boring topic.
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11-16-2008, 11:30 PM #4Registered User
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It's only been 5 hours bro, I think you're freaking the **** out for no reason yet. I found your message to be funny and a fine way to start up a conversation. If she doesn't respond to that, then it wasn't going to happen anyways.
Chill out.
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11-16-2008, 11:30 PM #5Registered User
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school seemed like a good idea caus it's something in common at the moment, and we both have the same exam this thursday.
I was gonna use it to get my foot in the door.
And she did say to contact her about school, it was only an opening msg"Obsessed is a word used by the lazy to describe the dedicated."
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11-16-2008, 11:31 PM #6-=IRON MULISHA=-
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Bummer dude. We've all been there.
Do work son!
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11-16-2008, 11:32 PM #7Registered User
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Exactly.Originally Posted by MadDash
Read post #4. You're being an idiot right now. (no offense)
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11-16-2008, 11:32 PM #8
Just tell her about the Misc. and she'll come running.
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11-16-2008, 11:32 PM #9Registered User
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i'm not freaked out, i felt this way straight after the msg.Originally Posted by vishon13
It was a lame first impression"Obsessed is a word used by the lazy to describe the dedicated."
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11-16-2008, 11:32 PM #10Registered User
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In the opposite direction.Originally Posted by justHAMMED
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11-16-2008, 11:33 PM #11Registered User
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repped for being honest and not a typical fraudin' misc "baller".
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11-16-2008, 11:33 PM #12Registered User
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What were you supposed to do? Open with magic, festivities, a novel of the ages, a poem from heaven itself?Originally Posted by MadDash
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11-16-2008, 11:34 PM #13Registered User
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Cheers, it's better to laugh at urself than cryOriginally Posted by vik_man
"Obsessed is a word used by the lazy to describe the dedicated."
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11-16-2008, 11:35 PM #14Registered User
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Can you teach me magic??Originally Posted by vishon13
"Obsessed is a word used by the lazy to describe the dedicated."
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11-16-2008, 11:36 PM #15Jabroni
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You only have 28 reps, that's your problem bro.
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11-16-2008, 11:36 PM #16Enjoy The Ment
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How can you come running in the opposite direction?Originally Posted by vishon13
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11-16-2008, 11:36 PM #17Registered User
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I wish brah. Seriously though man, you can't convince this girl into being interested in you. She either is or isn't and I'm sure she already has the answer to this. If a girl is interested in a guy, she will go far out of her way to make it known.Originally Posted by MadDash
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11-16-2008, 11:36 PM #18
Just wait it out, and see if she responds tomorrow. Procrasti-nation is kind of funny. Maybe she was having makeup sex with her b/f and she couldn't respond right away...
j/k lol
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11-16-2008, 11:37 PM #19h4te crew
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LOL.. how do you choke with a text message? did you not re-read it before sending? hahaha procrasti-nation wow.. hopefully she is too dumb to get the joke and just reads it as you've been procrastinating lately..
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11-16-2008, 11:37 PM #20
hahahaha
dont worry about it man. If she doesnt text you its not big deal you will still be alive. You will run into her again sometime and be able to "redeem" ureself.
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11-16-2008, 11:37 PM #21Registered User
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That's true, repsOriginally Posted by vishon13
"Obsessed is a word used by the lazy to describe the dedicated."
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11-16-2008, 11:38 PM #22Registered User
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The paradox of all paradoxes.Originally Posted by FunkDaddy
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11-16-2008, 11:38 PM #23Registered User
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haha quite possibly. Maybe he'll find it funny....Originally Posted by gogators222
"Obsessed is a word used by the lazy to describe the dedicated."
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11-16-2008, 11:38 PM #24Registered User
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it made me lol
or maybe that was just you failing
either way broOG miscer
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11-16-2008, 11:39 PM #25Well played.Originally Posted by vishon13
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11-16-2008, 11:39 PM #26Registered User
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u ****ed up not using the wink face...... beta mistake!!
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11-16-2008, 11:39 PM #27Bend ova, facebook poke u
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procasti-nation
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11-16-2008, 11:39 PM #28anonymousGuest
"Hey *name* its MadDash, i got ur number from my sis. Hows your study for exams going? I've been living in procrasti-nation for the last couple of weeks."
HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA
AHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHHAAH
(no offense)
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11-16-2008, 11:40 PM #29bruno
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with a face like yours, why you shy? ask her out, how could she resist you?
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11-16-2008, 11:41 PM #30Style: Insect
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What the hell were you thinking when you wrote that?
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