Would it be a positive or negative if I awared a girl I was Misc famous?

[LinuxJon]

Was talking to the chick I've seen for the past couple weeks. She asks what I do all day at work when it's slow.

I wanted to explain the misc and how awesome it is. But am unsure if she'll be happy or scared I have 16k posts here...

[LethalGunz34]

Definitely don't do it.

[LikeAMachine]

Don't be retarded.

[WhiteKnightBoss]

Who are you?

[MaximumCapacity]

tell her you like to look at naked pictures of guys that loves to rot

[YeahImMad]

No, don't tell anyone irl that you misc

[GingerBrah]

Definitely don't do it.

This. Misc life and real life should never cross brah.

[PisseninMisc]

My GF knows I misc but doesnt know my account name obviously. I do send her hilarious threads from time to time just to aware her on just how close the delicate fiber of my sanity is to snapping at any given time. Keeps her on her toes.

[Insanity_SC]

Please do it and make a thread. then link her to it.

It will go over well

[ChiBearsfan]

During the day, I am interact with a bunch of mysoginistic men, and a bunch of virgins.

we talk about each other's bodies, and our problems with women

also we like to rate extremely good looking women, and pretend they are not desirable


would you like to look up my post history where grown men who live in their parent's basements criticize my apartment because I have 20 cats?

[hublife]

My ex-wife used my Misc post history to try and assert that I raped her in an actual court of law (Because I used to make a lot of jokes on here about using chloroform to get anal sex). While this was easily the funniest fukking thing I've ever witnessed that involved my life, it was a tremendous pain in the ass to explain to a Judge (which he sided with me, obviously).


Based on my actual life experience, I'm gonna say "NO" do not let her know you're famous on a forum full of degenerates.

[LinuxJon]

During the day, I am interact with a bunch of mysoginistic men, and a bunch of virgins.

we talk about each other's bodies, and our problems with women

also we like to rate extremely good looking women, and pretend they are not desirable


would you like to look up my post history where grown men who live in their parent's basements criticize my apartment because I have 20 cats?

Lmao.

She also isn't aware I believe the earth is flat, and don't believe in dinosaurs or China yet.

[RawkRawk]

Prolly a better option than discussing your cats, why dinosaurs never existed, the earth is flat, or there's only 10k ppl on the planet

[Insanity_SC]

My ex-wife used my Misc post history to try and assert that I raped her in an actual court of law (Because I used to make a lot of jokes on here about using chloroform to get anal sex). While this was easily the funniest fukking thing I've ever witnessed that involved my life, it was a tremendous pain in the ass to explain to a Judge (which he sided with me, obviously).


Based on my actual life experience, I'm gonna say "NO" do not let her know you're famous on a forum full of degenerates.

lol......


fuking lmao, that must have been embarrasing. I'd rather have my personal phone and txt messages subpoenaed and shown to work and court then have my misc post history printed

[GingerBrah]

Lmao.

She also isn't aware I believe the earth is flat, and don't believe in dinosaurs or China yet.

lmao, how can you not believe in China of all things?

[WrathOfPecan]

If I see a lulzy pic, gif, youtube link or interdasting article repost on the misc and want to show it to my wife, I open the gif/pic/link in a new tab and then close all misc tabs before showing her my laptop screen.

As others have said above, the misc and real life do not mix.

[ZyraThornrise]

Lmao.

She also isn't aware I believe the earth is flat, and don't believe in dinosaurs or China yet.

You don't believe in China?
Wat

[beardohio]

Catbrah strikes again.

[LinuxJon]

Prolly a better option than discussing your cats, why dinosaurs never existed, the earth is flat, or there's only 10k ppl on the planet

There are 10 million ppl on the planet brah

[hublife]

lol......


fuking lmao, that must have been embarrasing. I'd rather have my personal phone and txt messages subpoenaed and shown to work and court then have my misc post history printed

Honestly, it was just embarrassing for her. She was on the witness stand with her attorney asking her to read my posts in the most monotone voice and I'm in the back of the court just cackling because I've never heard someone say "Relax bro. Next time use more chloroform and you'll be balls deep in that ass" in a super serious setting. Judge had to warn me to stop laughing but it was impossible.

[lovemyusername]

My ex-husband used my Misc post history to try and assert that I raped him in an actual court of law (Because I used to make a lot of jokes on here about using chloroform to get anal sex). While this was easily the funniest fukking thing I've ever witnessed that involved my life, it was a tremendous pain in the ass to explain to a Judge (which he sided with me, obviously).


Based on my actual life experience, I'm gonna say "NO" do not let her know you're famous on a forum full of degenerates.

das hurtful as fk brah

[proudmanlet]

this probably depends on what u r misc famous for

[beardohio]

There are 10 million ppl on the planet brah

Go on.....

[CheekyPhaggot]

fukin lol'd hard loving your recent threads catbrah. The chipotle one had me in tears. keep it up.

[dwill094]

let us all get one thing straight here. we don't talk about the misc IRL. ever. there are no conditions.

not even if you are at the gym and you see someone wearing a misc stringer. don't approach. just don't do it.

[LinuxJon]

You don't believe in China?
Wat

lmao, how can you not believe in China of all things?

After the decline of Japan as a foe in WWII, and later the USSR after the Cold War, we needed a "superpower" somewhere in the world to pose a fictional threat. So they invented this magical place where 2 billion people (just lol) live. Which is why you NEVER heard about China before the 1940s, and barely at all until after the USSR dissolved.

[PisseninMisc]

Lmao.

She also isn't aware I believe the earth is flat, and don't believe in dinosaurs or China yet.

At least you leave room for improvement for the future. Honestly man the only thing I don't believe in is that you're a real person and not just a made up online character.

Tempted to try to track you down and count your cats. Baldwin Park was it? Also I remember your thread about Chipotle next to Jersey Mike's. 90% sure I know which one that is, just off rosecrans off the 405. Time to find the truth about catbrah.

[beardohio]

After the decline of Japan as a foe in WWII, and later the USSR after the Cold War, we needed a "superpower" somewhere in the world to pose a fictional threat. So they invented this magical place where 2 billion people (just lol) live. Which is why you NEVER heard about China before the 1940s, and barely at all until after the USSR dissolved.

I literally just opened an email from a friend in China.

[MaximumCapacity]

I literally just opened an email from a friend in China.

hes not real

[alllowercase]

Lmao.

She also isn't aware I believe the earth is flat, and don't believe in dinosaurs or China yet.

hmmm...ok, good...good...i'm going to say do not tell her. also never tell her or anyone else the above.