Teen Misc. Meet your New King.

[TheNino17]

My name is Nino. I am a highly attractive, charismatic, and intelligent male. My ego is about as large as Jupiter and it correlates the length of my penis. Yes, I am the highly improbable mix of intelligence, wit, charm, good looks, and bedroom performance that women have wet dreams of. Blessings that are, as expected, counter-balanced by the fact that, according to spoken testimony, I am a self-entitled hoggish egotistic ******* with a bestial libido and the subtlety of a serial rapist.

A constant need for worship fueled by my God complex leads me to this site where I grace you all with my visage. I am personally straight but if I cause the eventual erection, I honestly can't blame you. I am a very shallow person. I like a great variety of women. Thick, anorexic, blonde, brunette, big tits, no tits. What-the-****-ever. I am a sucker for cleavage and if you have nice legs/ass, I am pretty much sold. When you hear the usual "Nino, you'd **** anything with a pulse!", it is pretty ****ing accurate.

Girls: Remember that all women have something beautiful about them and the ones that don't tend to suck cock marvelously, which is just as good.

Guys: Just thank me for being the reason your gf still comes to you, even if it's only for the emotional support.

Yes, I am that man. That man that you will never come in contact with. That man you can only fantasize of being, that man you can only fantasize of being with. I am here and, out of pure benevolence, gracing you with my presence.

[Savanovic]

wtf

[TheGainsBrah]

Negged

[UnknownOrigin]

[TheNino17]

You guys mad?

[TylerA120]

riiiiight...

[Mattschill]

Tl;dr

I have no king

[LiftHardEatHard]

[TheAlex7]

You claim to be attractive yet post no pics
You probably look like a knob

[NotShreddedYet]

[LightKnightBrah]

Okay.

[Jaywalking]

inb4 op is red

[Justinderookent]

You wish

[redkon]

Tl;dr

OP is a pheggot, always.

[susaree]

go f*ck yourself

[Iceman1800]

Can't be king if you are red...

[TheNino17]

You claim to be attractive yet post no pics
You probably look like a knob

just like your knob ass 11inch biceps.

[TheNino17]

Can't be king if you are red...

you wont dew et m8

[Camwilsy]

In on 1 page

[Iceman1800]

you wont dew et m8

You sure about that? The rest of t-misc is begging me to.

[TheNino17]

You sure about that? The rest of t-misc is begging me to.

Im not gonna question the abilities of a god.

[KRONEXX]

Its funny how people always try to take mmy place

[SamSB]

in for mod neg

[Andresthetic1]

Its funny how people always try to take mmy place

huahauaha , you're 1 funny kunt srsly , 'my place' , dream on babyface, maybe 1 day kroneygurl

[Vanduynomite]

164lb king lol

[Savanovic]

Its funny how people always try to take mmy place

you're the royal clown.

[ISean23]

I am a self-entitled hoggish egotistic ******* with a bestial libido and the subtlety of a serial rapist.

wtf? negged.

[James24WR]

No.

[TheNino17]

in for mod neg

still in the green *******

[arlo235]

Its funny how people always try to take mmy place

U getting bigger brah, u still bulking?