READ THIS: just happened to me
its long...but if your bored read it
ok..so im in the middle of lifting weights and i go upstairs to get a bottle of water. i see my mom looking out the back door and my brother (6th grade) and 3 of his freinds are huddled around something...
so i go and look and there is this squirrel that im guessing had fell from our tree. its just laying there still alive. it seemed like its back legs were broken but it was trying to crawl away with only its front legs. it wasnt getting far at all and i could tell it was scared ****less. my mom said to leave it alone and that when my step-dad gets up in like 2 hours hel shoot it so it doesnt have to "suffer"
so i try to play hardcore and leave it alone and go back to lifting...3 minutes later my "softer side for animals and suffering" got the best of me so i grab some crackers and take them out to it but its like not moving at all nemore, but i can tell its still alive but it had just pretty much ggiven up on life...
i procede to go back and lift...but my conscience told me to kill it so it didnt have to suffer...so i go to our garage and get a bb gun and cant find the bbs so i have to use the ones in the gun already (there were like 3). so i go and shoot the squirrel in the head and it starts trying to get away again..i shoot it 2 more times and i can see the hole and blood coming out but it wont die...its still trying to get away...
so i go get my bro and were both looking for more bbs, cant find ne...finally we find like 5 more...so i hurry back and shoot it like 5 more times in the head and still the fuucker wont die..im fealing pretty bad for the thing now...during this whole time all my bros frreinds are watching and making me feel bad like "why are u killing it?"
so im thinking ok ill get an axe and just cut its head off...so i get an axe, but im scared to do it cuz i dont wanna get blood all over me...so my bro picks it up w a towel by its tail and takes it all the way to our back yard and my bros freind takes the axe and smashes its head in like 4 times..finally the poor thing is dead....and i go back to lifting weights...the whole process prolly took 30 minutes
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02-01-2006, 02:28 PM #1veritas vos liberabit
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02-01-2006, 02:30 PM #2I am a machine.
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I think you actually did more harm trying to kill it instead of letting it be.
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02-01-2006, 02:32 PM #3I'll probably get flamed to hell for this but why do people think mercy killing is supposedly very wrong when it comes to humans but the right thing to do when it comes to animals?Originally Posted by NumberTwentyTwo
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02-01-2006, 02:32 PM #4I Bleed Black and Gold
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Did you ever think the squirrel was just tired from leg day?
He could have just been resting with an awsome pump going on, and you have to kill him??The hardest part of a zombie apocalypse will be pretending I'm not excited.
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02-01-2006, 02:32 PM #5It's an ostrich face
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wow strong tortureOriginally Posted by NumberTwentyTwo
A thirty minute excrutiating death... I'm guess it would have been better to just let it wait with broken legs for a quick death than have to suffer getting shot in the face five times and having it's head hacked off with a dull axe.
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02-01-2006, 02:33 PM #6Registered User
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Wow! That's sad dude. RIP squirrel.
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02-01-2006, 02:33 PM #7
By the way your form of mercy killing was well..very merciless...
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02-01-2006, 02:33 PM #8Registered User
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Originally Posted by NumberTwentyTwo
only in america...... y didnt u call animal control or something they could of saved it but i guess u were having to much fun torturing the thing with a bb gun__________________
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02-01-2006, 02:34 PM #9Registered User
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LOL...How do you come up with this ****?Originally Posted by Hartski
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02-01-2006, 02:34 PM #10ROFLMFAOOriginally Posted by Hartski
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02-01-2006, 02:35 PM #11The Elite
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WTF smashinfg it's head with an axe 4 times and hiting it with a bb gun 8 times is your idea of panless death? dude go confess or some ****!
and how come you can't cut it's head off with the axe? you need to wach more al jazeeraHONEY!
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02-01-2006, 02:40 PM #12Banned
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Same thing happened to me. I had a great leg day and I walking across the street when suddenly me legs gave out and i was so tired I just laid in the road. Next thing you a state trooper pulls up and shoots me in the ass!!! And I was like Im still alive you muthaf@cker!!! Shoot me in the head next time!!! And to make a long story short he hoped back in his squad car and peeled out. A passerby later called an amublance and I got fixed up.Originally Posted by tyler-durden
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02-01-2006, 02:40 PM #13Registered User
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are you an idiot, you actually thought you could kill it wit ha bb gun?
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02-01-2006, 02:42 PM #14Registered User
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they had to smash it in the head 4 times with an axe to kill it?
tell him not to take up lumberjacking.
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02-01-2006, 02:42 PM #15veritas vos liberabit
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lol i tried to kill it right away so some cat or dog or something would eat it alive...
the damn thing reminded me of the dude in platoon..he wouldnt die!!!!
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02-01-2006, 02:43 PM #16lolOriginally Posted by HartskiBeen here since 2002!!!
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02-01-2006, 02:47 PM #17Projectile Points
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maybe the more humane thing to do would have been to stick bamboo shoots under its toenails and a glass rod up its urethra and smack its penis on a table.
even more humane thing to do would have been to hack its head off with a bic razor
or you could have just put him down quick.
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02-01-2006, 02:50 PM #18Ron Paul 2012
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You shouldve shot him point blank in the skull..
You probably stood feet away didnt you
You also missed out on Protein
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02-01-2006, 02:59 PM #19Registered User
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lol you see a suffering squirrel and you bring him crackers? I'll remember the next time I fall from a tree and break both legs, I'll expect steak and eggs lol
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02-01-2006, 03:16 PM #20Rocco Siffredi
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You dumbass, how stupid can you be.. You seriously think a bb gun would kill it ?? Anyone got a spare brain for this guy, if you wanted to save it you could have called an animal shelter who would happily look after it, but you took the lazy dumbass route, welldone.
Flying above the rest.
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02-01-2006, 03:16 PM #21
Nice going Hitler!
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02-01-2006, 03:20 PM #22Hunting for moar fibras
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That was pretty stupid, more harm than good for sure.
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02-01-2006, 03:24 PM #23Registered User
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What time is it there in Melbourne now?Originally Posted by martydaman
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02-01-2006, 03:25 PM #24Rocco Siffredi
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10:25amOriginally Posted by tyler-durdenFlying above the rest.
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02-01-2006, 03:35 PM #25Registered User
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LOL.... oh jesus thats funnyOriginally Posted by NorBerg
and yea why didnt you grab the axe at first if you were gonna kill him?
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02-01-2006, 03:37 PM #26Registered User
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Ahh, that explains the inflow of Aussies on here.Originally Posted by jiza101
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02-01-2006, 03:37 PM #27Registered User
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Good morning!Originally Posted by jiza101
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02-01-2006, 03:39 PM #28Projectile Points
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A directed hit from a decently powered bb gun would kill it quick. I have dropped squirrels with a blowgun. Shot placement is key. Shoot one in the foot with a 45 vs a behind the shoulder shot with a blowgun.Originally Posted by east football
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02-01-2006, 03:43 PM #29Registered User
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That is absolutely horrible. Negative repped.
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02-01-2006, 03:45 PM #30Message Board King
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hahahahahah good oneOriginally Posted by NorBerg
lol man, wtf is wrong with you torcering an inocent squirl, it was just probebly in shock from the cold weather, and needed some time to get used to it. and then some punk ass kid goes and shoots it 8 times in the head and chops its head off.
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