Dumbest thing youve ever heard a woman say?

[DiamondSwagg]

Can you imagine a world with out men? No crime and lots of happy fat women

[Stompin_Tom]

"op is not a *******"

[skatestraight]

99% of the shiit they say is stupid



one legit asked why people don't fall off the earth in China, she was 100% srs

[BENNAYBOY]

I know an alcoholic stoner who often has premarital sex say "I'm a christian"

[Kenjisama]

im pregnant and its yours.

[milkfat343]

"no"

[Ancient Olympia]

"I can be anything I want"

[the_coverick]

"Just because I dress this way does not make me a whore"

[bieberhole69]

this is a true quote from a girl i dated:

"i was at the zoo and god told me that you are my future husband"

[RelentlessChaos]

"I can be anything I want"

I RAFFED SO HARD...I lose

edit: dis gon be good

[jlf]

" I was seeing if your cum would change the babie's DNA "
- pregnat ex-gf that I re-banged

[doughnutking]

I once asked a girl her favourite sex position and she said "froggy style" i was like WTF.

I once was in a chocolate shop with another chick who said " they must need loads of pigs to find all these chocolate truffles"

[Iriathz]

so much truth in this thread

[Rain50]

"I don't suck at driving"

[Minjin]

Current GF:

- had no idea at what temperature water freezes or boils
- thought the Civil War happened in the 1930s
- didn't know if the earth orbited around the sun or vice versa

[bieberhole69]

I once was in a chocolate shop with another chick who said " they must need loads of pigs to find all these chocolate truffles"

did you hand her a mirror

[kbruv]

"Women are smart"

[Iriathz]

" I was seeing if your cum would change the babie's DNA "
- pregnat ex-gf that I re-banged

huh what?

[bobjohnson]

The smartest thing that ever came out of my ex-gf's mouth was my cawk

[TkHomie]

A home girl of mine argued that being a single woman out there is harder than being a single mother with kids, mainly because a single woman endures loneliness and have to fiend on her own, vs a single parent who have kids that loves them and the government to help them with their needs.

=l Never have I raged that hard.

[bieberhole69]

Current GF:

- had no idea at what temperature water freezes or boils
- thought the Civil War happened in the 1930s
- didn't know if the earth orbited around the sun or vice versa

i dont know what temperature water boils at (Fahrenheit) u mad?

[ShayZ]

In biology we were dissecting bullfrogs.

One frog had another frog in its stomach. One girl asked "Does that mean it was pregnant?


Me and the professor gave her the biggest bert stare

[BertDraper]

"Just because I dress this way does not make me a whore"

This. Or:

"I'm not a whore, OK?"
"I'm not usually like this"

as she blows me an hour after we've met

[GlassAtmosphere]

" i was seeing if your cum would change the babie's dna "
- pregnat ex-gf that i re-banged

lol are you srs?!

[WHeitzman]

"If you don't buy me that engagement ring I am breaking up with you." After two weeks and not seeing her for over a year before that

[jlf]

huh what?

yep.

[RelentlessChaos]

Current GF:

- had no idea at what temperature water freezes or boils

same found out today.

[linversion]

"Is cum so salty because people eat a ton of salt like in popcorn?"

[jjc89]

law school brah here, no idea how this chick got into law, she so dumb.

in my contracts class,
Teacher: ...So if you are working for a company based here and you have contracts with a Dutch company and there is a dispute, would it be held in court here or over there?
Bish: Hmmm I don't know is Germany in the EU?

Same girl in Criminal Law,
Teacher: ...What was the name of that serial killer doctor who killed his patients.... what was his name again...
Bish: Charlie Chaplin?

100% Srs.

[Seldini]

The smartest thing that ever came out of my ex-gf's mouth was my cawk