Stephen Hawking stuns physicists by declaring 'there are no black holes' - but says..

[arniesays1]

Are you stupid? Just because light goes into a black hole doesn't mean it's destroyed, it would be converted to other forms inside.
Stephen Hawkings has gone a bit deranged in recent years, a lot of th stuff he says is ridiculous.

Lol at all the Americans thinking that any science degree from the states is worth anything. Majoring and minoring is such a stupid idea. Yes I am a genetics student.

But what about traveling to an alternative dimension?

[InnocentMiscer]

But what about traveling to an alternative dimension?

Go jump into a black hold and tell me how it goes for you.

Inb4 legs turned into spaghetti and ripped apart.

[DatPass]

I'm a bio major and this chit is even way the fuk beyond me. Fuking physics, when will it learn...

As if bio qualifies you to even remotely say anything about Astrophysics... ***** you're like one of those "classical English literature" majors who think they're the fkn authority on everything because they're "educated". Never go full retard.




Chit... an English major might actually have better understanding of that paper than you do.

I'm not knocking bio, I considered it myself at one stage, but you done gone and **** the bed with that statement and the consequences will never be the same.





































Inb4 Hawkingbrah publishes another paper next year with detail proofs on why he was wrong in this one, just as everyone starts to accept it.

[celticbrah]

high as fuk here, and all of this make perfect sense





























all of it

[FoxMulderFBI]

Stephen Hawking fuking lifts





































With his mind.


I'm a bio major and this chit is even way the fuk beyond me. Fuking physics, when will it learn...

Edit: Lmao at all of the *******s hating on biology. Brb you guys probably don't even STEM it up or lift
Double edit: although fuk you guys, i'll admit the combo was pretty funny

Lol biology

[rotatoo]

Stephen Hawking fuking lifts


I'm a bio major and this chit is even way the fuk beyond me. Fuking physics, when will it learn...

lol.. Is bio undergrad even considered a real STEM??

[Efranks]

wow I'm doing a 3 month course in beauty therapy and even this is way beyond me fuk

[deerdiary]

I'm a bio major and this chit is even way the fuk beyond me. Fuking physics, when will it learn...

Edit: Lmao at all of the *******s hating on biology. Brb you guys probably don't even STEM it up or lift
Double edit: although fuk you guys, i'll admit the combo was pretty funny

B.S. in Biology checking in (graduated in 2011 with a 3.7 GPA).

I can honestly say it's one of the most useless degrees in terms of finding a job right after graduation. Almost 3 years later, I still haven't found a job in my field even though I had 2 semester's full of research experience (doesn't help being in the northeast).

Point being, the most you'll take is Calc 2 in college with a bio degree. You are nowhere near in the mathematical prowess department even begin to comprehend what Hawking is saying.

Cliffs:
-Biology is garbage
-You suck
-Pls go..

[nzgs]

Hate misleading titles like this. He's not saying there are no black holes, he's just saying the mechanism isn't what we thought, since the "black" name refers to the inability of light or information to escape.

[arniesays1]

Go jump into a black hold and tell me how it goes for you.

Inb4 legs turned into spaghetti and ripped apart.

I'm talking about how the law of conservation of energy is violated if we travel to a different dimension.

[Fortitudo]

This is some really complex chit. I can't even comprehend it, and i'm a Women’s studies major.

[SwimToTheMoon]

This is some really complex chit. I can't even comprehend it, and i'm a Women’s studies major.

Notsureifsrs, he just changed the colour of the hole from black to grey, only complicated if you're colour blind...

[Shrugs4Life]

Cot dayum. I've studied political science the last four years, and even this is beyond me. Like I've read Karl Marx's teachings, which is some pretty dense stuff, but this might even be further than that in complexity.

If you feel lost guys don't worry, bio guys and polisci guys alike have trouble grasping these concepts.

[dazb86]

Im a potato major and even this is **** do what over head my.

[Kev1972]

i am a bio major and let me tell you, being a bio major is actually a great thing. we have beautiful people and we have ugly people. just like any race. I for 1 am a great person, have great friends, and i take care of every one that is in my life and i am glad to do it, and for that i have people that love me around me. also, a bio major parents are one of the best parents you can have. sometimes they can be really strict, but they will take care of you no matter what, and they will buy you what ever it is that you need. as long as your not a selfish ****head. Also, we all have great jobs, lots of money and a family that we all love and take care off.

[Leepg]

Finance bro, but I studied physics and programming a ton on the side, interesting chit, it helped see things differently, physics. But what about supernovas, black stars, and white stars that reported to be "seen" which creates some of these "black or grey holes?" Are they now "grey stars?" And "grey holes"? Has Hawkins had a neurological check up in the last few years? Is he on dat pipe?

Edit: lmao I have a friend who is a biology major from San Diego, he's a cook at a restaurant, I guess you need biology while determining which organisms to fry.


Edit: this is similar to when people found out the sky wasn't blue it was actually black and war of the worlds novel came out and mind phucked everyone like our modern day 9/11 conspiracy theorist(no hate)

[neowolfe]

of course black holes dont exist, nothing does, havent we already established that the universe is a hologram?

so tired of these "mind blowing!!" science/space news articles

[vikingbro]

Go jump into a black hold and tell me how it goes for you.

Inb4 legs turned into spaghetti and ripped apart.

a black hole is not a hole, its simply a planet which is so incredibly dense and with so much mass that its gravitation sucks even light so its a planet or dead star that looks like a black hole in the universe

[wonderbrah]

in b4 jesus

[quickcomment]

I'm wheel-chaired robot-talking ******* major and this chit is even way the fuk beyond me. Fuking physics, when will it learn...

[DuckvonDyke]

bio major here, I'd like to see his credentials.

[Andrew99]

somebody gotta explain the explanation

Basically, the result that there is an infinite potential well through which there is no transmission of a photon is in conflict with the results of quantum mechanics which clearly says there is. This has been proven many times both theoretically and confirmed with experiment that it is indisputable. This creates a problem for black holes as the event horizon is unexplainable. Hawking's new theory has little practical consequence as whether there is an event horizon where light cannot escape or just a gradual increase in gravity with distance has pretty much no effect on anything one can observe.

[rotatoo]

a black hole is not a hole, its simply a planet which is so incredibly dense and with so much mass that its gravitation sucks even light so its a planet or dead star that looks like a black hole in the universe

its not a planet you fukkin teen misc cretin, its a singularity

[Condyle]

Can someone cliff that for me? Hes basically saying that black holes are like a treadmill for light and radiation? What the fuk does that even mean? Whats a black hole supposed to be normally without Hawkings explanation?
















Yes Im a bio major

I guess I'm an anatomy major so it's over my head too, but basically I think he's saying a black hole in the classical sense consists of a singularity, a point in space with so much mass the resulting gravity sucks in everything, including light. The event horizon is the *exact* boundary where the force of gravity and the velocity of the photon precisely match, leaving a line of single, stationary photons caught in exact balance. One Planck length the wrong side, you get sucked in.

Anyway, black holes emit radiation, called Hawking radiation. So that fuks everything about the theory. Information CAN escape.

So now they're grey holes.

I guess.

[thqmas]

I passed a coures of being a *******
And this stumps me


























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Wot???!!!?

[Realism]

As someone who has been watching Crash Course Chemistry on Youtube I can say that this isn't really relevant to what I've been learning.

[SwimBrah]

Does he even train glutes?

[Scruffy77]

Can someone with their ACE or NASM certification give cliffs plz

[DEVBRUH]

People who derive their intelligence from the subject of their major, or use it to profess credibility on arbitrary matters, are inherently stupid. If you think simply gaining access to a certain type of education implies any sort of qualification beyond the very basics of a subject (let alone overall intellectual prowess), then you are truly delusional. Retarded people exist in every societal stratum and if you believe there are exceptions to this rule then your standards are simply too low.

[dtoxUK]

As if being a bio major is any qualification of anything. Biology majors are the biggest **** **** in all of the science degree programs. You should be ashamed to be a bio major and to try to use that to quantify that you can speak by saying "even way the fuk beyond me" you should take that gaping black dick out of your ass and get a real major you glorious *******. And this is coming from an actual person holding a Bachelors in Biological Sciences.