''you are ripping me!''
I was like uwot, thought she said you are raping me, heart skipped a beat, but then she repeated it and it was like feelsgoodman
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01-23-2014, 08:09 AM #1
ITT post the best line you've gotten when smashing
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01-23-2014, 08:18 AM #2Registered User
- Join Date: Jan 2013
- Age: 29
- Posts: 725
- Rep Power: 754
"It's beat up, like it hurts and still feels like your inside me"
5 minutes after smashing
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01-23-2014, 08:19 AM #3
"Ouch! Slow down Bicepsman!"
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01-23-2014, 08:19 AM #4Registered User
- Join Date: Sep 2008
- Age: 41
- Posts: 4,880
- Rep Power: 16786
Don't tell your father
Misc, Esq.
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01-23-2014, 08:19 AM #5Registered User
- Join Date: Dec 2011
- Location: Portugal
- Age: 32
- Posts: 1,976
- Rep Power: 742
"you good"
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01-23-2014, 08:20 AM #6Registered User
- Join Date: Apr 2013
- Location: United States
- Age: 31
- Posts: 3,477
- Rep Power: 17767
"we'll try again tomorrow" she said to me as i dismounted her in a drunken stupor with a limp dick
banned for posting cake farts
**Genova Witness**
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01-23-2014, 08:21 AM #7Taiwan
- Join Date: Oct 2011
- Location: United States
- Posts: 8,187
- Rep Power: 22378
das it mane
IW3725-04, Black 116520, White 26320
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01-23-2014, 08:21 AM #8Registered User
- Join Date: Mar 2011
- Posts: 8,064
- Rep Power: 4339
I'm only in the 5th grade
D.C. crew
Lord Kirk FUTURE H.O.F crew
Get depressed if girls in porn dont make eye contact with me crew
Throw up if girls make eye contact with me in real life crew
Tried NOFAP but ended up fapping to shemales crew
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01-23-2014, 08:21 AM #9MS,CSCS,CF-L1,USAW,WBB
- Join Date: Jan 2009
- Posts: 7,277
- Rep Power: 23537
"Just kill me already."
and
"That is really slapping my balls around too much.""Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats."
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01-23-2014, 08:22 AM #10
"I'm 12 and what is this?"
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01-23-2014, 08:23 AM #11
"You're way better at this than your brother"
Not srs
Probably "where did you learn that" in that catching breath post O voice. Hng.
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01-23-2014, 08:24 AM #12Not like that fake one
- Join Date: Oct 2010
- Location: Rheinland-Pfalz, Germany
- Age: 37
- Posts: 5,615
- Rep Power: 3254
"Are you finished yet?"
**Elephant Shirt Crew**
**Poverty Sub-Zero Crew**
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01-23-2014, 08:24 AM #13rambo
- Join Date: Oct 2005
- Location: United States
- Posts: 15,910
- Rep Power: 149604
After I took a quick breather, more for her sake than mine....
"I'm definitely not a lesbian!"
(She was bi, leaning towards lesbian when I met her.)
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01-23-2014, 08:24 AM #14Registered User
- Join Date: Nov 2013
- Location: Rhode Island, United States
- Age: 33
- Posts: 1,616
- Rep Power: 5694
Is it in yet?
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01-23-2014, 08:24 AM #15Who Nose?
- Join Date: Oct 2013
- Location: Colorado, United States
- Posts: 12,025
- Rep Power: 67376
Girl I brought home from a bar was sucking me off for a long time. I hardly ever get off from that, so I wanted to bang. She said "I don't know if we can. I'm really tight." I get hard just thinking about it. I came in about 20 sec of getting it in.
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01-23-2014, 08:24 AM #16Registered User
- Join Date: Feb 2012
- Location: Japan
- Posts: 11,204
- Rep Power: 15894
"I want to pee on your cawk"
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01-23-2014, 08:26 AM #17
'your dick is massive'
100% dead fkin srs
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01-23-2014, 08:27 AM #18
'I cant believe you cummed in me you filthy bastard'
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01-23-2014, 08:27 AM #19A Registered Mesomorph
- Join Date: Oct 2008
- Posts: 97,987
- Rep Power: 279077
forgot to say im not on birthcontrol
*Û©*legendary misc status*Û©*
No Sloot Can Hurt A Man With Options~ Ravishing_Rick
all my bishes foreign PSN Ravishing_Rick
*No Porn Crew*
onlyfans/ricosmoovey
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01-23-2014, 08:27 AM #20OG MISCr
- Join Date: Aug 2012
- Location: California, United States
- Posts: 9,780
- Rep Power: 59070
YES!! F*&k my pu&&y, that's what it's there for!! F*@K IT!!!"
SRS- US Air Force Veteran Crew
- Fast Walker Crew
- MISC Cologne Crew
- Hits Clear on Calculator at Least 3 times Crew
- P90X / Insanity / Asylum Crew
- Firm Handshake Crew
- Plays Hoop but Can't Guard a Treestump Crew
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01-23-2014, 08:28 AM #21Wot u sayin ther m9
- Join Date: Mar 2013
- Posts: 1,933
- Rep Power: 720
in after nest brah
which coincidentally has been heard in the bedroomsoundcloud.com/elomole
*Don't look like I lift in a shirt crew*
*Don't look like I lift without a shirt crew*
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01-23-2014, 08:29 AM #22Registered User
- Join Date: Jan 2007
- Location: BC, Canada
- Age: 37
- Posts: 2,487
- Rep Power: 1011
What the fuk just happened, what did you do to me.
After making girl spray for the first time.Pending divorce brah
Liberal, rooting tooting gun shooting sjw
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01-23-2014, 08:29 AM #23Living in 3024
- Join Date: May 2010
- Location: Georgia, United States
- Posts: 15,127
- Rep Power: 182563
Her: Ow, ow, ow...
Me: You ok?
Her: yea, don't stop
Her:....put your hand on my throat too
or after, when they try to form sentences and can't...........feelsgoodman
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01-23-2014, 08:30 AM #24Verified PLATINUM User
- Join Date: May 2010
- Location: United Kingdom (Great Britain)
- Age: 36
- Posts: 4,106
- Rep Power: 2845
Originally Posted by Cionysus
Rep Power: 1213
how the fuk did this happen?Friends may come and go, but 200lbs is always 200lbs.
☆☆☆ υк ¢яєω ☆☆☆ Will rape UK brahs on sight, provided you are not a manlet or on dat ****gytime.
Reps on sight : KennyK, Justdragit, Agressive, Ya Boy Dave, and our ginger king Lexodus.
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01-23-2014, 08:31 AM #25Registered User
- Join Date: Nov 2013
- Age: 29
- Posts: 567
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this happened. dead srsOriginally Posted by GJB9
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01-23-2014, 08:31 AM #2616.75" of Clive wannabe
- Join Date: Feb 2007
- Posts: 13,704
- Rep Power: 301330
omg how is this even possible
You are the only problem you will ever have and YOU are the only solution.
Car Crew
Only misc 8-5 crew M-F
Android Crew
Indie Music Crew
Black girl magic crew
Home chef crew
Warzone 2 crew
FJB
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01-23-2014, 08:32 AM #27lol r u aware?Originally Posted by Sazzbrah
im talking about a different time to that btw
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01-23-2014, 08:32 AM #28Registered User
- Join Date: Aug 2010
- Location: United Kingdom (Great Britain)
- Age: 34
- Posts: 311
- Rep Power: 1055
"I can feel it in my stomach"
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01-23-2014, 08:33 AM #29Registered User
- Join Date: Sep 2011
- Location: United Kingdom (Great Britain)
- Age: 33
- Posts: 4,648
- Rep Power: 15892
"that's cute"
Misc Yes Man Crew
***** Bad-ass Scar Crew *****
06/01/2015: Starting weight: 256lb
17/01/2015: Current weight: 245lb
Goal weight: 200lb
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01-23-2014, 08:34 AM #30
"Lemme put my balls in your left ear"
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