EX gf wants to call cops because I broke up with her (storytime) (pics) (WK gonna wk)

[HomerJThompson]

I don't get it, she wants open relationship, cries when she gets dumped. Only explanation is sloots gonna sloot.

[STALKAN]

deleted her number and her friends numbers, phone is turned off right now honestly I cant and wont talk to her ever again. I'm really black and white and when someone breaks my trust in a relationship das it mane. I can rarely get over it. I looked at some pics on FB and I'm already to see her as a different person. its phukkin weird

I'm exactly the same man, once that trust is gone it's gone forever. I burn bridges and salt the land, it's brutal.

[DinoPOOP]

Pretty skeptical. But, if this did happen gj OP.

No matter what she says now it doesnt really matter. If she wants to sleep with other people she is going to do it regardless of what she says.

Right, exactly. It just wasnt going to happen on my watch.

I don't get it, she wants open relationship, cries when she gets dumped. Only explanation is sloots gonna sloot.

female logic brah.

[NukeDukem]

That was collllld bloodded

[CalmWind]

OP, i am highly suspecting your ******* FA loser roommate had something to do with this. how did he find out about your breakup so quickly? why is she running to this slob to tell him whats going on within 2 hours, and furthermore, why is he so quick to WK her and even threaten you with cops?


i'd kick that piece of **** roommate out too.

[James199117]

OP usually i enter these threads and cringe at how the guys are such pu$$ies that put up with more than they should. op is usually a *******, in this case I'm pleasantly surprised to only have this to say:

[DinoPOOP]

OP, i am highly suspecting your ******* FA loser roommate had something to do with this. how did he find out about your breakup so quickly? why is she running to this slob to tell him whats going on within 2 hours, and furthermore, why is he so quick to WK her and even threaten you with cops?


i'd kick that piece of **** roommate out too.

we broke up last night, while he was sleeping but I'm willing to bet he heard her yelling it was at like 8 pm. They both work at the same place he's a security guard and she works in the office. They've known each other from work for like 3 years now so they're pretty cool with each other. He probably asked her what was up when he worked that morning and she spilled the beans. He came home at like 3 today and acted a fool with me, haven't seen him since. Probably doing a double or some chit

[Stephen109]

I still haven't turned on my phone bc I didn't want to start texting like an idiot.

If your on android (I assume it's on Iphones too) download the free app called "Mr. Number". Put her number into it (if you deleted her number wait for her to txt you) then she will no longer be able to call or txt you. Turn all the notifications on the app off so you'll have no idea if or when she is trying to make contact unless you physically open the app to see.

[Baseballer]

OP, i am highly suspecting your ******* FA loser roommate had something to do with this. how did he find out about your breakup so quickly? why is she running to this slob to tell him whats going on within 2 hours, and furthermore, why is he so quick to WK her and even threaten you with cops?


i'd kick that piece of **** roommate out too.

roommate works with gf.

[Bignate65]

[ArrrrJay]

Nicely done OP, made the decision, followed through, posted on misc. Repped.

The thought of calling the cops because your SO broke up with you, and that's the same as being literally tortured (emotional abuse, wtf law is that, maybe for CPS). Insane.

Can't wait to hear what crap comes out of the roommate's mouth.

[illTRON]

good job. handling both of them.

don't argue with idiots, just put them both dead in their place. arguing with people tells them that you respect their point of view. So if its a retarded opinion why would you bother.

girlfriend = ancient history. ignore. no contact

roomate = tell him to stfu and mind his own business, quit being overdramatic

PROPER
repped measlies

[trwilli24]

sounds like to me she has her eye on some other shmuck and she was asking for permission to fvk around w. him.. and if things didn't pan out, she could just go running back to OP. You handled this right OP, once that line is crossed.. there's no going back..

edit: someone rep OP's ass for me, i'm on r/c

[DinoPOOP]

If your on android (I assume it's on Iphones too) download the free app called "Mr. Number". Put her number into it (if you deleted her number wait for her to txt you) then she will no longer be able to call or txt you. Turn all the notifications on the app off so you'll have no idea if or when she is trying to make contact unless you physically open the app to see.

thanks brah I appreciate the advice. I'm on android and I'm not really saavy but I think I'm going to call and get her number blocked when I turn my phone on. having it in the app is too tempting when you're blitzed with your bros and you get rejected at 1 am, lol. Been there before.

Nicely done OP, made the decision, followed through, posted on misc. Repped.

The thought of calling the cops because your SO broke up with you, and that's the same as being literally tortured (emotional abuse, wtf law is that, maybe for CPS). Insane.

Can't wait to hear what crap comes out of the roommate's mouth.

HOLY PHUK DAT VIDEO who the hell got him to say that

sounds like to me she has her eye on some other shmuck and she was asking for permission to fvk around w. him.. and if things didn't pan out, she could just go running back to OP. You handled this right OP, once that line is crossed.. there's no going back..

edit: someone rep OP's ass for me, i'm on r/c

Yeah brah. Honestly I'm shocked she would even suggest it. But we all know that open relationships = dude she kinda knows is flirting with her, she wants to bang, but not date. simple as that.

[GencFB]

Actually really proud of you OP, thank you for not being another sloot enabler.

I am somewhat curious as to why she wanted to be in an open relationship, maybe she just wanted to here you say 'no, absolutely not' and wasn't being serious...

[BadAndy44]

Good Job OP. Any alpha male would have done the exact same thing. Sick and tired of these sluts running around thinking they can run S***. They need to be put into there place

[DaConstantLiftr]

Proud of you OP fuk her and your beta roommate.

[thedirtybrown]

good job dinopoop man

[J_A24]

Yeah it definitely sounds like she was onto something right there.

[Fang2]

I hope you don't get back with her OP.

[jamsoolee]

gjdm
now drag that ****gy to the gym

[DinoPOOP]

Actually really proud of you OP, thank you for not being another sloot enabler.
I am somewhat curious as to why she wanted to be in an open relationship, maybe she just wanted to here you say 'no, absolutely not' and wasn't being serious...

I didn't give her a change to explain why or anything. She said the girl at work was our age and her and her bf started an open relationship where they can go out with thier friends and if they get laid, they get laid. She said its actually made them happier because they find out how they really do love each other or some other female baloney.

I asked her at least 3 times very honestly if she was being serious. She could tell I wasn't joking and I could tell she wasn't. If she was goofing around I'd have been a little less angry, but still would have pretty much called off any long term potential. you don't fool around like that with a serious partner.

[KrulWarrior]

UPDATE

This happened like an hour ago


I'm eating dinner like an hour ago and my gf knocks on the door. I still haven't turned on my phone bc I didn't want to start texting like an idiot. Anyway she was pretty calm and she asked if she could come in. I said no. It's snowy as phuk here lol but we're chillin in the doorway. She was like we need to talk, blah blah blah its been 2 whole years I can't believe you would throw this away, etc. Bitch chet.

So she airs her chet and I ask her who she plans on calling the cops on because I didn't lay a hand on her. She says she didnt call them but she wanted to because I was tormenting her mentally or some whacked out nonsense. I told her she can come by this weekend for her stuff I aint collecting it right now. She was like I just need to come in and talk, again I said no, where we are is fine. She starts talking about how I didnt even know what I was throwing away and how we were a "life-time" couple. I just looked straight ahead and told her she should have thought about that when she was asking to phuk other people for NO good reason since we were really happy. No emotion in my voice, just straight up Terminator tone. SHe started rationalizing what she "really" meant by open relationship but the coversation had gone on WAY too long at this point and told her the next time I see her is Saturday when her chit will be in a box on the steps at noon, and that will also be the last time I want to see anyone from our relationship, friends and family included. I told her to have a nice life and went back inside as she was still talking complete gibberish. Feels goodman, but also badman.



cliffs

-gf comes by
-tries to stir up feels but ends up talking complete gibberish after a few minutes
-tell her shes wrong, this is how things are, we are def done
-have a nice life, never seeing you agian
-shut door, look for wiiu bundles online

Repped for continuing to be an alpha kunt

LMAO at her saying lifetime couple, when asking to sloot around, no thanks female logic

[Clinos]

Good move. Quick, decisive, over and done. Then the followup. A+

Extra credit for starting the thread titile with 'EX'.

[DaPlasurNDaPain]

OP was not a *******??? Bullchit I don't believe it

In on roll bread!

[FunkDaddy]

UPDATE

This happened like an hour ago


I'm eating dinner like an hour ago and my gf knocks on the door. I still haven't turned on my phone bc I didn't want to start texting like an idiot. Anyway she was pretty calm and she asked if she could come in. I said no. It's snowy as phuk here lol but we're chillin in the doorway. She was like we need to talk, blah blah blah its been 2 whole years I can't believe you would throw this away, etc. Bitch chet.

So she airs her chet and I ask her who she plans on calling the cops on because I didn't lay a hand on her. She says she didnt call them but she wanted to because I was tormenting her mentally or some whacked out nonsense. I told her she can come by this weekend for her stuff I aint collecting it right now. She was like I just need to come in and talk, again I said no, where we are is fine. She starts talking about how I didnt even know what I was throwing away and how we were a "life-time" couple. I just looked straight ahead and told her she should have thought about that when she was asking to phuk other people for NO good reason since we were really happy. No emotion in my voice, just straight up Terminator tone. SHe started rationalizing what she "really" meant by open relationship but the coversation had gone on WAY too long at this point and told her the next time I see her is Saturday when her chit will be in a box on the steps at noon, and that will also be the last time I want to see anyone from our relationship, friends and family included. I told her to have a nice life and went back inside as she was still talking complete gibberish. Feels goodman, but also badman.



cliffs

-gf comes by
-tries to stir up feels but ends up talking complete gibberish after a few minutes
-tell her shes wrong, this is how things are, we are def done
-have a nice life, never seeing you agian
-shut door, look for wiiu bundles online


more pics for your time brahs

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[trwilli24]

thanks brah I appreciate the advice. I'm on android and I'm not really saavy but I think I'm going to call and get her number blocked when I turn my phone on. having it in the app is too tempting when you're blitzed with your bros and you get rejected at 1 am, lol. Been there before.



HOLY PHUK DAT VIDEO who the hell got him to say that



Yeah brah. Honestly I'm shocked she would even suggest it. But we all know that open relationships = dude she kinda knows is flirting with her, she wants to bang, but not date. simple as that.

your situation is not all that uncommon brah, the only difference is your ex asked for an open relationship, as opposed to just straight up monkey branching. the only reason why it would even make sense to suggest an open relationship after 2 years, is because some other dude caught her interest. she's just not sure if whatever else is out there is better than what she has with you, so she asked for your permission to go find out. fvkin women.

[miscking21]

op should be exalted to misc king status. fuarkin alpha brah. also i'm loling at anybody who thinks the room mate will smash his ex, the guy is a fat neckbeard ******* aka you're average redditor. the only thing his ex gf is going to use him for is validation and as an emotional tampon. she has no attraction to him what so ever. also sorry to say op but seemed like she has her eye on another guy, that's the only reason why a girl would ever bring up an open relationship. they get the ability to fuk the hot guy at the office whilst also having a provider (luckily this isn't you) to fall back on. and let's be honest with ourselves, open relationships favour women 100% since they don't even need to try and get laid whereas guys have to put in work and can still be rejected. it's going to be funny seeing the fat room mate trying to comfort her while at the same time she's being plowed by the rebound guy (sorry again op lol)

also strong misc standards, she has a good body and is pretty cute, 7-7.5/10 SRS

[aceroa]

One of the most alpha threads I've ever read on the misc

[DinoPOOP]

your situation is not all that uncommon brah, the only difference is your ex asked for an open relationship, as opposed to just straight up monkey branching. the only reason why it would even make sense to suggest an open relationship after 2 years, is because some other dude caught her interest. she's just not sure if whatever else is out there is better than what she has with you, so she asked for your permission to go find out. fvkin women.

right and she framed it as a positive thing with the girl she knows, which is probably not even a real story. SLoots should know better brah