So my FA self went out with two fellow FAs to a bar last night (2am). No action for 45 or so minutes and us 3 sitting awkwardly in a booth and my buddy trying to avoid eye contact because he's directly in front of me. Four girls randomly come up and start chit-chatting with us (clearly drunk out of their minds). After about 15 minutes of talking, the 2nd hottest one (she's single apparently) says "now which one of you wants to get lucky?" while her friends giggle. All 3 of us raised our hands, lmfao, and she chose me. We walk 15 minutes to her apartment where we start undressing. I toss her on the bed and am ready to hit it 7 ways to Sunday, but she's says "um...you gonna eat me first?" and laughs...I say OK and after about 5 minutes, get ready to phuk. However, she shakes her head and just pushes my head down to continue. After a while, she says "annnnnnnddddddddddd we're done. thanks!" and then she kicks me out lol. Told my friends this story and they're just as confused. WTF just happened?
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01-15-2014, 01:26 PM #1Banned
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WTF? Girl used me to lick her pu$$y last night...
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01-15-2014, 01:28 PM #21,3DMAA ≠ Meth
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Played like a true beta. Next time at least try to get head or do 69.
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01-15-2014, 01:28 PM #3Registered User
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01-15-2014, 01:29 PM #5
this happened
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01-15-2014, 01:29 PM #6Registered User
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Should made her give you head first.
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01-15-2014, 01:29 PM #7Registered User
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Eating random sloots pussy? groce.
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01-15-2014, 01:29 PM #8Miscelicious
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Could have been a bet among them.
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01-15-2014, 01:30 PM #9Crohns Bro
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Das is mane?
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01-15-2014, 01:30 PM #10Registered User
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01-15-2014, 01:30 PM #11P.O.P Pimp Squad
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Das it manee
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01-15-2014, 01:30 PM #12Registered User
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lol@ you for going down on a bar sloot
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01-15-2014, 01:31 PM #14Live.Laugh.Love<3 #SwAg
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01-15-2014, 01:31 PM #15Forever Patrón
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eating out a random after a night at the bar???
das not it mane
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01-15-2014, 01:32 PM #16⚓ Mustard Tiger ⚓
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holy **** this chick sounds awesome lmfao
she really did use you this is amazing its like seeing monkeys use tools for the first time
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01-15-2014, 01:32 PM #17KAMI SAMA
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Fukken gross brah what if u got the herps
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01-15-2014, 01:32 PM #18Registered User
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you got used brahOriginally Posted by EndoBrahHurr
probably an entree before teh british broadcaster insertion of peace
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01-15-2014, 01:32 PM #19Registered User
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You obviously weren't very good at doing it unfortunately. If you'd got her horny, you could've fukked her, but it sounds like your efforts just turned her off.
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01-15-2014, 01:32 PM #20¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Das it mane?
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01-15-2014, 01:32 PM #21
You went down on a random sloot?
Stay safe brah
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01-15-2014, 01:32 PM #22Registered Ectomorph
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Das so not it mane.
Her saying "aaaaaand we're done'" is her transferring the STD from bar sloot to FA
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01-15-2014, 01:33 PM #23Formerly 265lbs
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01-15-2014, 01:33 PM #24Banned
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Wasn't even expecting a sexual encounter last night. We just wanted to hang out, shoot the $7iT, and maybe get a number or two, lol. Got more than I bargained for.Originally Posted by StUck686
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01-15-2014, 01:34 PM #25Registered User
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this. I wonder why std rates are so high and then I see stories like this.Originally Posted by WhenTheLastTime
Lesson learned I hope.
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01-15-2014, 01:34 PM #26Registered User
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How was the jizz of the guy who phuked her before you ate her out taste?
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01-15-2014, 01:34 PM #27Banned
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bro...... bruv...... cuz...... lad..... bro...... you're supposed to be in control
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01-15-2014, 01:34 PM #28Again, I am NOT DJ Khaled
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You should have asked if you could use the bathroom before leaving. Enter bathroom and clog the toilet. Jokes on her
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01-15-2014, 01:34 PM #29
u went to a bar at 2 am?
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01-15-2014, 01:35 PM #30Dat summer cut...
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Should've made her go down on you first man... Come on rookie
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