Official Tinder thread Part IV: RIP in Peace Sneaks, IRC edition

[IBench5Pounds]

I went on my mates Tinder and was shocked at the low quality of girls in London, thought it would be top standard for such a multicultural city. Also manymain pics is them holding a wine glass or bottle makes me lmao insta-swipe left.

Also could have been that he's already swiped right to all the good looking ones haha.

it's so ****. seems like most guys in England date down cause sloots have high standards, even the ugly ones. Fuark this when I graduate this year I'm pulling a Madeleine McCann and never coming back to England. Ok I may go back but just to visit huehuehue

[Cheeseburger12]

I had the same thing on the underground train the other day this 8/10 crazy light blue eyes looking at me, I look up at her she scans across the train carriage then we make eye contact for a while. I smile she looks away then she keeps looking at me when I pulled out my phone and gave up.

Some bishes like the play games or don't know that most guys won't initiate conversation until we're sure she is interested. She thought I would look at her again and try fuq that bish you had your chance.

You should have tried something to see if she reacted.

she's across the classroom and teacher is talking not sure what to try brah xD

[ziggaman91]

she's across the classroom and teacher is talking not sure what to try brah xD

smile or something dunno lol.

Across the classroom I wouldn't do anything because I always think they are looking at someone/something else.

Just see if she does it again in a easier situation if you even come across each other again, not sure how your class system works over there.

[Cheeseburger12]

Nah brah i don't waste my time with anything below a 7. This other girl in my class though is a solid 8.

[cunfewzed]

Nah brah i don't waste my time with anything below a 7. This other girl in my class though is a solid 8.

Wink.

[Cheeseburger12]

Wink.

inb4 she bursts out laughing, screaming that i winked at her

[DrKrieger]

inb4 she bursts out laughing, screaming that i winked at her

Take some plain printer paper and with a marker write, "Can you see into my soul?". The next time she looks at you just hold it up for a min.

She'll probably transfer classes after = Problem solved.

[Aestheticunt]

it's so ****. seems like most guys in England date down cause sloots have high standards, even the ugly ones. Fuark this when I graduate this year I'm pulling a Madeleine McCann and never coming back to England. Ok I may go back but just to visit huehuehue

i feel like dis. Although im at Warwick, brb over 6000 international students. Was dating a half swiss half phillipino girl for the past year, I don't want to consider dating UK girls anymore

[IBench5Pounds]

i feel like dis. Although im at Warwick, brb over 6000 international students. Was dating a half swiss half phillipino girl for the past year, I don't want to consider dating UK girls anymore

Ur lucky brah, I hear Warwick has a 3/1 girl to guy ratio, in my uni 5/10's think theyre worthy or 8/10+ dink

[jujuB]

In what way are you referring to?
I was open to pics in the beginning but I've now since seen several people get awared through just this thread alone, not worth the risk for me. Especially since how much detail I go into. Glad you've enjoyed my awkward date stories though! Contemplating redownloading Tinder again soon.

PM me pics.. 08 member, high reps, true miscer.
the MISC is good and all to come get some laughs, but most of the stuff said here on threads shouldn't be reality.

I had the same thing on the underground train the other day this 8/10 crazy light blue eyes looking at me, I look up at her she scans across the train carriage then we make eye contact for a while. I smile she looks away then she keeps looking at me when I pulled out my phone and gave up.

Some bishes like the play games or don't know that most guys won't initiate conversation until we're sure she is interested. She thought I would look at her again and try fuq that bish you had your chance.

You should have tried something to see if she reacted.

happens to me too.
but i think i'm just ugly. that's why i get those looks.

[Sway12]

Ur lucky brah, I hear Warwick has a 3/1 girl to guy ratio, in my uni 5/10's think theyre worthy or 8/10+ dink

this, uk girls are entitled as ****, without makeup most are nothing. Went to South america last year and couldnt believe how many amazing makeup free women there were... the dream

[daniboy33]

http://tinderdiaries.com/top-rated-tracker

Probably better than actual Tinder!

[MIDNCTG]

http://tinderdiaries.com/top-rated-tracker

Probably better than actual Tinder!

You're still doing this? Negged

[cunfewzed]

http://tinderdiaries.com/top-rated-tracker
Probably better than actual Tinder!

Negged. Your spam is quite annoying.

[Cheeseburger12]

Fuk brahs.

Was messaging this girl about this sharp pain I had in my lower back/butt. She offers to massage it, but only if I would massage her butt.
Says she's got a killing butt workout planned for tomorrow and needs massaging thursday.

sloots man...

[BongoBanger]

Fuk brahs.

Was messaging this girl about this sharp pain I had in my lower back/butt. She offers to massage it, but only if I would massage her butt.
Says she's got a killing butt workout planned for tomorrow and needs massaging thursday.

sloots man...

massage it with your face.

[nm797]

on a scale from 1 to nigel thornberry, whats the odds of us smashing?

[poopman123]

Fuk brahs.

Was messaging this girl about this sharp pain I had in my lower back/butt. She offers to massage it, but only if I would massage her butt.
Says she's got a killing butt workout planned for tomorrow and needs massaging thursday.

sloots man...

I dont see a problem there..

[Cheeseburger12]

I dont see a problem there..

Neither do I. I'm gonna massage that butt if you nomsayin'

[MIDNCTG]

I posted pics a while back of a girl I matched with. She's coming over tonight, we've hung out 2 or 3 times now but no smash yet just making out and chit. I wanted to make her feel comfortable (inb4 ****) but tonight I'm going for it. Wish me luck misc

[Aestheticunt]

Ur lucky brah, I hear Warwick has a 3/1 girl to guy ratio, in my uni 5/10's think theyre worthy or 8/10+ dink

hahahaahahaha noo way. Girl/guy ratio seems 'fair' but out of what there is.. there isn't that much talent. A misc 4/10 would be an IRL 5/10 which would be a Warwick 6/10. Something like that.

[BenGetReal]

Been chatting with this gurl for some time, and using my detective skills i track her down on ********. What do you know, shes got a boyfriend. Why does ppl in relationships use tinder? Honestly, wtf.

[MIDNCTG]

Been chatting with this gurl for some time, and using my detective skills i track her down on ********. What do you know, shes got a boyfriend. Why does ppl in relationships use tinder? Honestly, wtf.

Quite simple, sloots gonna sloot.

[DrivableDog]

I really hope the tinder-fade slows down soon, so most of the women left are DTF again. This app has gone downhill, both on looks and willingness. Maybe I should start talking to my matches that are below 8/10 again, maybe they are less about attention and more about that sexorz

[BenGetReal]

Quite simple, sloots gonna sloot.

Yeah seems like it. Shes hot tho, so ill keep going haha

[tential]

Maybe you should PM pictures to trustworthy members, who have standards that you consider decent. And they can confirm your facial aesthetics for you.

Not hinting btw, but I am curious. Girls who are otherwise attractive yet struggle with dating fascinate me.

She struggles with dating because she's socially awkward. And no offense but the misc brings the WORST quality women to it. So it's no surprise that there is something off with her. I don't think I ever met a well adjusted girl and she was like "Oh, but I also use this online forum allt he time too!!!!"

Normal chicks aren't online really. Yell "double standard" all you want but we all know it.

And lets be real, chicks who have trouble dating all have the same issue. They're aiming out of their league with 99% of the dudes they chase. The only guys they go for are guys that would have sexual relations, but won't ever really seriously date them. This sums up the majority of chicks I've ever been with even. They were ok to phuck around with but I wouldn't date them. The chicks I would date though all put up games or ended up getting phucked by another dude who similarly would't date them. Because women want what they can't have.

[Idonteventlift]

Joined the misc just to get in on these threads. Working my way through part II, but couldn't wait to post some of my result. Next post I will post some of my best matches.

I'm from Scandinavia and there is only like 70.000 using this in my country in total. That being said it feels like we are experiencing what you guys had when the app first came out.
I have had this app for two weeks now and I'm mindblown. 104 matches in two weeks and I only swipe right on those I'm actually attracted to.
In 7 days I've had to cancel two dates because i found hotter ones, hooked up with three girls, smashed two of them (one of them 35, I'm 24), got my back scratched to blood and are currently texting up around 8 different girls who wants to meet. Life tastes awesome.

Anyway, I've translated some of my more fun convos for you guys, unfortunately I'm missing those 50 posts:

The 35 year old I hooked up with
[IMG]http ://i.imgur.com/U018gxs.png[IMG]
[IMG]http ://i.imgur.com/5QoV4n5.png[IMG]

Another hookup
[IMG]http ://i.imgur.com/PkGhW4b[IMG]

We haven't texted a word yet. Only emojis. Strong bootycall!
[IMG]http ://i.imgur.com/cCjNpUy.png[IMG]

This turned into one of the dates i cancelled.
[IMG]http ://i.imgur.com/OODSA6d.png[IMG]

This one started out fun, but later turned borring.
[IMG]http ://i.imgur.com/nRZb4ok.png[IMG]

Didn't even block me.
[IMG]http ://i.imgur.com/9gEOm14.png[IMG]

[IMG]http ://i.imgur.com/DYqR2vM.png[IMG]


I haven't posted my most succesfull convos for fear of Scandinavian detectives.
Have more fun convos but they will have to wait untill i can attach the pictures myself.

This one made me lol. I have an on/off fling with a girl who texted me on my phone to call me out on using Tinder, not knowing my friend had seen her on there the other day and took a screenshot:

[IMG]http ://i.imgur.com/JZzaQ4M.png[IMG]

I will rep whoever embeds for me – when I have some rep power that is

Next post: some of my matches.

[Idonteventlift]

Here is some of my hottest matches, just to give you a taste of the scandinavian women:

[IMG]http ://i.imgur.com/NFk29B3.png[IMG]
[IMG]http ://i.imgur.com/crLJLX8.png[IMG]
[IMG]http ://i.imgur.com/3PT9UuY.png[IMG]
[IMG]http ://i.imgur.com/qpxqAdh.png[IMG]
[IMG]http ://i.imgur.com/993Dkta.png[IMG]

The rest of the 20 hottest matches I have:
http ://imgur.com/a/DXExG/

[Umbreh]

Here is some of my hottest matches, just to give you a taste of the scandinavian women:

[IMG]http ://i.imgur.com/NFk29B3.png[IMG]
[IMG]http ://i.imgur.com/crLJLX8.png[IMG]
[IMG]http ://i.imgur.com/3PT9UuY.png[IMG]
[IMG]http ://i.imgur.com/qpxqAdh.png[IMG]
[IMG]http ://i.imgur.com/993Dkta.png[IMG]

The rest of the 20 hottest matches I have:
http ://imgur.com/a/DXExG/

holy fukk at the eyes on most of those chicks. Would stare endlessly into/10

[RespectYourself]

Here is some of my hottest matches, just to give you a taste of the scandinavian women:

[IMG]http ://i.imgur.com/NFk29B3.png[IMG]
[IMG]http ://i.imgur.com/crLJLX8.png[IMG]
[IMG]http ://i.imgur.com/3PT9UuY.png[IMG]
[IMG]http ://i.imgur.com/qpxqAdh.png[IMG]
[IMG]http ://i.imgur.com/993Dkta.png[IMG]

The rest of the 20 hottest matches I have:
http ://imgur.com/a/DXExG/