Official Tinder thread Part IV: RIP in Peace Sneaks, IRC edition

[HomerJThompson]

Messaged so many people but no luck, haven't met anyone. Do I need to work on text game? Help misc.

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I have a bunch more but basically, I'll reply to messages but then no one replies back to me. Why? Am I doing something wrong? Help misc.

Strong troll, why don't you make an effort on smashing these chicks? Some of them look cute.

[HomerJThompson]

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what I have in store this weekend.. although she DID say "dont think this means I'm easy or a slut in person" lolz

Delete it before you are banned *******, censored nudes are not allowed. Groce sloot.

[bananabucket]

Delete it before you are banned *******, censored nudes are not allowed. Groce sloot.

deleted.. I though I've seen many of the same ITT

[TheMarshall]

lol @ the above pic

[bananabucket]

lol @ the above pic

wut pic i c no pic

[chorus]

Messaged so many people but no luck, haven't met anyone. Do I need to work on text game? Help misc.











I have a bunch more but basically, I'll reply to messages but then no one replies back to me. Why? Am I doing something wrong? Help misc.

Lol that's really you?
Where none if em hot?

[VQ35DE]

Does any one have a cheeky response to, "What are you giving me for valentines day?"

Just messaged and pulled number tonight.

Considering saying, "Whatever gets me a v-day bj"

That coming on too strong?

Edit:

[cux]

Does any one have a cheeky response to, "What are you giving me for valantines day?"

Just messaged and pulled number tonight.

Considering saying, "Whatever gets me a v-day bj"

That coming on too strong?

romantic candle lit tube steak dinner bb

[1doctor]

just droppin some IRC knowledge in here


[02:55] <shurii> is it gay to send a kissing snapchat

[BigDannn]

Does any one have a cheeky response to, "What are you giving me for valantines day?"

a dictionary

[VQ35DE]

a dictionary

Nice

[NotableGent]

Nice

A large pizza with extra mushroom tip

sounded funny in my head

[Sysca]

First time posting in bodybuilding because of this thread

not sure if I'm doing this right but

[RespectYourself]

First time posting in bodybuilding because of this thread

not sure if I'm doing this right but

Looks like you're doing it right. Did you seal the deal?

[cunfewzed]

Trevsies.


Troll made me lol

Cali, I officially hate your quasi bf. No balls whatsoever. G/L with your making all decisions goals of 2014 and beyond.

[MacisGod]

Android just had an update for tinder and i logged in and it says this "Tinder will receive the following info: your status updates." Does anyone know what happens if i press ok? Just wondering since i also have the option to skip.

[TeddyTank]

My first conversation





Got another chick doing the same thing, see if it works on her too

[LondonBruh]

tinder bro's how do I upload pics to tinder that aren't on my fb? and don't wana post them up on fb

[DrivableDog]

tinder bro's how do I upload pics to tinder that aren't on my fb? and don't wana post them up on fb

Been posted 5678 times already, but you either make a new album, set its privacy to "only me", or just upload pics from your phone and set it to "only me". Sometimes you have to tag yourself in the pic.

[bluesonic]

furk just had tinder over 2 weeks, this chubbyella wants me to come pick her up, had a tactical wank to clear my mind and now decided against it. MISC should i go????

[cunfewzed]

furk just had tinder over 2 weeks, this chubbyella wants me to come pick her up, had a tactical wank to clear my mind and now decided against it. MISC should i go????

Only you can decide if she's worth your time.

[MasterYomega]

Heres some more,
SARCASTIC CHEEKINESS

WTF

I tindered with one of these chicks and she never replied except to say "sorry I'm busy"

WTF fuk her looks like she was bullchitting

PM me if you're interested in grtting back at her

otherwise WTF

[MIDNCTG]

bump for bro

das it mane. thanks, repped.

Lol, funny story. I accidentally got laid last night off tinder.
There was a chick who I'd thrown the martin luther king copypasta at and gamed up a bit/gotten her number. I'd mentioned spending a night together and she said something implying she wanted me to make the 30 mile driver to her so I ended up not responding. Flash forward about two weeks later, some pof chick I'd been texting with messaged me on POF. So I messaged her asking if she lost my number and she replied "No sorry, just been really busy with work and school. I think I'll want to cash in on that massage soon. Hows tomorrow?". So I'm thinking awesome that was easy, give her addy etc.
Next night rolls along, I'm all ready for this POF chick but lo and behold the significantly hotter tinder girl steps out of her car and I'm literally WTF'ing cuz it took me a minute to figure out what happened all while acting like nothing was amiss on the surface.
Spoiler alert- Both chick number 1 and 2's name was Lauren, and I texted the tinder one I'd forgotten about by mistake. Since I bring up my massage skills somewhat often that wasn't a giveaway. This goes to show a few things.
First is that it barely matters what you say to chicks. I basically established a basis of knowing her with totally random copy pasta/cheekiness, then pretty quickly stopped talking to her, and when I messaged her again it was by accident with something that didn't make sense(I was the one who stopped talking to her) and yet she was totally on board/enthusiastic.
Second is what I've said before. Yes in certain cases both parties blatantly want sex asap, but in a lot of more lukewarm instance, just wait. First because it doesn't make you look desperate/makes them consider if theres something wrong with them, and second because the passage of time makes them feel like they've "known you" for longer, which helps justify sleeping with you.

cool story, srs. I definitely agree with your points especially the second.

[chaoserver]

das it mane. thanks, repped.



cool story, srs. I definitely agree with your points especially the second.

Yea its an important one. A few times, including my best lay ever simply happened from forgetting about them, intentionally or accidentally, then either deliberately messaging/snapchatting them, or what happened here. In other instances they re initiated contact since I discontinued contact gracefully. This is why even if a chick seems like a no go, don't go beta or totally count her out.

[WhirlwindTobias]

So a lurker got me in trouble today:



I broke things off before she could decide what to do, I like the girl but I know when to cut my losses. I won't explain why loss-cutting is the best decision, as the girl in question will no doubt read this but I'm sure you gents know what I'm talking about.

[cunfewzed]

So a lurker got me in trouble today:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/G7vHX7u.png[img]
I broke things off before she could decide what to do, I like the girl but I know when to cut my losses. I won't explain why loss-cutting is the best decision, as the girl in question will no doubt read this but I'm sure you gents know what I'm talking about.

Who would do that and why?

[yowhattapfatso]

re-installed tinder with the newest update. looks like they show you the people who haven't logged in for 7+ days first.

[WhirlwindTobias]

Who would do that and why?

According to her, they sent her the link and jested that she was said Swedish girl. Turns out it was her.

[jjcoola]

furk just had tinder over 2 weeks, this chubbyella wants me to come pick her up, had a tactical wank to clear my mind and now decided against it. MISC should i go????

Tactical wank is the funniest thing I've heard this week, repped mane. LOL

[henry589]

rofl i got matched with natasha too LOL

i failed game horribly tho.