Official Tinder thread Part IV: RIP in Peace Sneaks, IRC edition

[SpeedCheeser]

OMG MISC I've been trolled. Been talking to some bish off tinder for 4 or 5 days now.. looked kinda chunky in the first pic but I was like "what ever been on a dry streak for 2 months". Demand her last name today, find her on ********.



wait for it....
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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!! U WOT M8???!!! LMFAO


what a waste of phuckin time, but I did lol.

images no longer available, and from the sounds of it, I think I'm grateful for that.

Have any of you ever gotten a girl's #. You text her and she doesnt reply?

Felt we had a good convo going.

They've all responded to at least the first few messages that I've sent after receiving the number, but I've had a few stop responding after a couple messages, or a day or 2, and plenty that flake out when trying to set up a time to meet. It's really just kinda stupid/annoying.

[soccer9gm]

New pg

something something plunder booty

[GardHainer]

SOS

This is getting painfully awkward but there's hope since she kinda replied I guess???


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Dude, just go read the rest of the thread and other threads.

Just skim for pics of texts from regulars and take note. Then text loads of girls, just trying to get numbers.

This is the fastest way to build your game and not rely on anyone to talk to girls.


Should put a 'how to build your text game' section in the OP of the next thread.

[lukebaumy94]

Legit 8.5/10 on POF and is like, 6 miles away from me. Hnnnnng.

[BeefJurky]

something something plunder booty

Alright I said
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Solid plan. Let's start our own crew, conquer the seas, take over the land, and steal all the gold.

As Captain though, I need to know a bit about the people I'll be plundering booty with.

I'm BeefJurky!
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[WhirlwindTobias]

Should put a 'how to build your text game' section in the OP of the next thread.

I'm just gonna leave this here just in-case

You're not going to learn how to flirt by asking us every time you hit a dead end. No offence to you or the dudes here of course, that's just how it is. The only way you're going to learn is through:

a) Trial and error. Learn what works for you; what approach is consistent with your personality, your goals (relationship or casual sex?) and your taste in women.
b) Seeing what you can get away with. With users like Balsamic Vinegar, you can say anything and the girl will be wet. You might have to be cheeky, or a gentlemen, or a mix of both.
c) Look into Game. Now I'm not saying you should do things like use canned lines, negs, and peacocking. Things like Game books gives you an insight to the female mind, how insecure they truly are and how you can raise your market value to meet their white-knight fuelled standards. I used to think women were special, mysterious creatures that deserved respect from the outset. Reading "red pill" material blew that image right out of the water.
d) Think of it as less than trying to sleep with a woman, and more about trying to have fun. That way you won't be so invested and not take risks in case you mess up. Plus you'll experiment a damn sight more (see points a & b).

Getting good at flirting is the same as getting good at everything else; practice.

Asking a girl what she is up to, or telling her what you're doing is not practising flirting, it's practising small talk.

I think the best thing to do would have multiple inputs.

Get users like confuwzed, doctor1, codeman, and lakers to write up their own short piece.

[G0S9G]

SOS

This is getting painfully awkward but there's hope since she kinda replied I guess???


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Man you really need to just try and fail a bunch. Using all this misc lines isn't going to get you anywhere if you don't know how to follow them up and frankly it'll lead for awkward encounters when you finally meet up with these girls. Sure you can use them, but if you're all cheeky and dancing around the idea of sex via text and then they meet up and you are all shy and quiet they are going to think you're weird as fuark. You need to develop your own style, sure sometimes toss in a misc opener for ****s n gigs but you cant just constantly ask these guys to respond for you.

Random Lurker/Tinder user OUT

[Opulent92]

I'm just gonna leave this here just in-case I think the best thing to do would have multiple inputs.

Get users like confuwzed, doctor1, codeman, and lakers to write up their own short piece.

Best way to practice flirting? TRY IT FOR YOURSELF. Trial and error. That's all there is to it. You try something stupid, make yourself look like a fool, take note of the reaction, and move on to the next piece. Learn to ignore your stupid shameful feelings of being awkward, creepy, weird. You're not the guy who just **** in his pants in the middle of class. You're not the guy who just puked all over the back of that HBB 10/10's head in a crowded lecture hall because you got the flu the day before. You're just a normal guy talking to a normal girl, trying to have some fun.

Think of a stand-up comedian, the improv flavor. They obviously do a little bit of pre-gaming, thinking of pieces that they can flow through, practicing in a mirror, etc. They get a little knowledge before they get on the stage. But when they're up there, what do they do? They spit their piece at the audience, and if they like it, they run with it. If the audience doesn't react well, what do they do? They change the style, flip the script. Find something new to make people laugh about. You have to learn for yourself how to judge the reactions of the people that you are talking to, and the only way you can do this is through practice.

http://www.avitable.com/2012/03/02/w...dy-for-a-year/

On March 6, 2011, I stood up at the Orlando Improv, in front of an audience of around 150 people, absolutely terrified, and did my very first stand-up routine (with the exception of a few open mics before that night). I practiced and practiced for hours before a mirror, working on timing and delivery. It was an amazing night, due in part to the fact that the Improv is one of the best places for a new comic to make his entry into that world – a great environment, a highly receptive audience, and a professional, comfortable venue.

This Tuesday will be my one-year anniversary doing stand-up comedy. And almost a year later to the day, I am at the Orlando Improv again. However, this time, I’m there as the emcee for all six shows this weekend with headliner Bobby Slayton. In the last year, I have developed my material and edited and revised it. I have a fantastic, almost perfect five-minute set, a good ten-minute set, and an okay twenty minutes. I’m constantly working on revising and tweaking my existing material to incorporate new bits. It is a process that will never end, and I love it.

Flirting is easy, guys. Get over your approach anxiety, get past your social fears, because they're all made-up in your mind. 10 years from now none of the girls you talk to are going to remember you, unless you succeed.
Everybody remembers that ****ing STRAIGHT UP WEIRDO they had in their class in highschool. You aren't that guy. Man up and do something about it.

[ocelo7]

What do I say? She's clever

[lukebaumy94]

The drought is over.

[ocelo7]

^lol nice ninja edit I saw #

[MIDNCTG]

Can someone post the dirty dog gif please? I don't feel like digging through the pages again to find it. Thanks will rep

[Opulent92]

Can someone post the dirty dog gif please? I don't feel like digging through the pages again to find it. Thanks will rep

google dirty puppy.

[cunfewzed]

tinder has died on me in the past week.. No matches or anything. No one is even responding to me.

Delete entire profile and start clean. You'll get matches again. Now, actually use them you dink.

If you have a dog, use your own dirty puppy pic. C'mon guise. Chicks love dogs.

[Mogadeeshu]

Misc, matched up with this HBB last night. Have a good amount of mutual friends in common. Convo was going well, didn't really use any cheeky lines and just wanted to get to know her. Ended the night with her definitely feeling interested. Then today this happened:



Do you brah's think shes interested or just trying to be nice telling me to fuk off? Anyone got a good response, btw?

[cunfewzed]

Misc, matched up with this HBB last night. Have a good amount of mutual friends in common. Convo was going well, didn't really use any cheeky lines and just wanted to get to know her. Ended the night with her definitely feeling interested. Then today this happened:
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Do you brah's think shes interested or just trying to be nice telling me to fuk off? Anyone got a good response, btw?

Didn't see entire convo so it's tough to tell, but at least she's being cheeky. That's a good sign. I'd say she's genuinely out of town. As for a response, just make her laugh. Continue to be playful.

"Every study-night consists of breaks " or "I don't usually do this, but I'll allow you to study me if you have to. It's for science."

[NYDiplomat]

Any of you fellas going to try and get a tinder chick for Valentine's Day?

[Evolutionary1]

I'm getting jack for matches. i know i've got aesthetics plus good pics(flexin on the skywheel at the beach, smilin with friends and girls). What gives?

[SackExchange64]

Just dropping in to check on you fellas, this is God's work you brahs are doing. Godspeed.

[GardHainer]

Just dropping in to check on you fellas, this is God's work you brahs are doing. Godspeed.

Hows the tinder misses going? Turned out to be a raging sloot yet?

[esmile]

I get like 15 matches a day srs but I never message any of them. Does this app really work well?

[SackExchange64]

Hows the tinder misses going? Turned out to be a raging sloot yet?

Nah breh she's great. It's her 20th birthday today (lawd I feel old).

[XOneAndOnlyX]

What do I say? She's clever

you're just gonna steal my line like that? LOL

[RespectYourself]

I get like 15 matches a day srs but I never message any of them. Does this app really work well?

What are you asking exactly?

[esmile]

What are you asking exactly?

What should I say lol

[RespectYourself]

What should I say lol

C'mon m8 there's 4 threads each with over 100 pages of posts. If you want results you have to make the effort to study up. Some good posters here giving solid advice.

I usually open with "what's up tindarella?" or "are you here to apply for the little spoon position". Just be creative and make them laugh.

[rome1989]

Nah breh she's great. It's her 20th birthday today (lawd I feel old).

Is this the one you broke up with? Did you get back together with her?

Or this a new girl?

[Beauuu]

Saw a HBB on Tinder from my econ class.....she never swiped back















:/

[caliglow]

Any ideas for a 3rd date? He seems to wanna do something interactive like bowling again, but not sure. I was thinking maybe pool or something, but I don't know how long we could last doing that before getting bored. Any thoughts? Besides just smashing of course, that can come later

[OmniKnight]

Saw a HBB on Tinder from my econ class.....she never swiped back


:/

confront her in class "btch y didn't you swipe right"

not srs







semi-srs